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One of the legendary late night talks from over 3 years ago that I randomly found last night.
CmAsE1410: Damnit from the bowels of bloody hell.
aksar69: Whats wrong baby?
CmAsE1410: Dont say baby when you talk to me.
CmAsE1410: I will actually hurt you for that.
aksar69: Lmfao
aksar69: See how tired I am
aksar69: That was great.
CmAsE1410: Go to bed you fool.
aksar69: Lmfao
CmAsE1410: I cant believe you said that to me.
aksar69: Me either.
aksar69: lmfao
aksar69: It was funny though.
CmAsE1410: For you. I feel violated.
aksar69: Ok lets do this.
aksar69: Move your window over to the left.
aksar69: Hers to the right.
CmAsE1410: Are you giving me orders?
aksar69: No.
CmAsE1410: I feel so loved.
aksar69: I was talking outloud,
CmAsE1410: You were typing out loud.
aksar69: I moved your window to the left to take away all other risks.
aksar69: Since you cant type in your head yes.
CmAsE1410: You cant type in your head?
aksar69: Only on Tuesdays.
CmAsE1410: Omg I found something to occupy 30 seconds of my time.
CmAsE1410: Im gay on Tuesdays.
aksar69: Eww
aksar69: So if I called you baby on Tuesday.... lol jk
CmAsE1410: You are sick.
aksar69: Your the gay one.
CmAsE1410: Besides its Tuesday who the hell knows what the fuck to do on Tuesday.
CmAsE1410: Being gay is a state of mind.
aksar69: Yup.
aksar69: I hate when people say its genetic.
aksar69: Its not like gay people can have kids to pass it on.
CmAsE1410: That would be creepy.
CmAsE1410: I wouldnt know whether to laugh at the pregnant man or run away.
aksar69: I say poke it then run.
aksar69: Just to be able to say you poked a pregnant man.
CmAsE1410: I am laughing so hard after that.
CmAsE1410: Lmao.
aksar69: But seriously I would poke it.
aksar69: You cant say you wouldnt.
CmAsE1410: I would too. Just not sure if Id do it with a stick or my finger. It could feel funny with my finger but I might get beat up.
aksar69: Yeah think about it in the paper.... "Enraged pregnant man kills man after random pokings"
CmAsE1410: Enraged pregnant man.
CmAsE1410: How often do you see that or hear that.
aksar69: Well let me count.
aksar69: Uh...
aksar69: Carry the three...
aksar69: That makes..
aksar69: Uh just this once.
CmAsE1410: Carry the three. That is awsome.
aksar69: Awesome like a tree full of apples.
aksar69: Wow im really random right now.
CmAsE1410: Yeah then you play shoots and ladders.
aksar69: In the tree with the enraged pregnant man while eating the apples.
CmAsE1410: While listening to sounds of the rain forest on an old school record player.
aksar69: With Gumby as a ref.
CmAsE1410: Lmao that is sooooooooooo freaking hilarious I am laughing so hard.
aksar69: Seriously picture that.
aksar69: Gumby just chilling on a limb watch us and the enraged pregnant man eat apples and play shoots and ladders.
CmAsE1410: I dont think I could. Would he be green and wearing a ref shirt. Or would he be just striped.
aksar69: Hell no hes naked.
aksar69: But he has a whistle.
CmAsE1410: I find that kinky.
CmAsE1410: A hat too.
aksar69: And a boot, just one though.
aksar69: Cant give the gay guy any ideas.
CmAsE1410: That did not make any sense.
aksar69: Oh like any of this does?
aksar69: Oh wait..
aksar69: Fry cow has to be there too.
CmAsE1410: The egg fish too.
aksar69: We so need to go rent some contumes.
CmAsE1410: I want a pregnant man one.
aksar69: costumes*
aksar69: Only if I can get gumby.
CmAsE1410: I wonder what the looks on their faces would be.
aksar69: Whos faces?
aksar69: That brings up the idea of we might need to rent a tree too.
CmAsE1410: Zeus and Aladdin.
CmAsE1410: Where do you rent a tree?
aksar69: Romeo Rent All
aksar69: We can give it one hell of a try.
aksar69: lol
CmAsE1410: I love that. Walk in there like "I want a fucking tree." they will be like what. Ill be like "Rent me a damned tree you goat bastard."
CmAsE1410: On that note I gotta soak my shoulder and eat some spaghettios.
aksar69: Then when they say they dont have any be like you do you bastard I can see on in back.
CmAsE1410: Hah.
CmAsE1410: This conversation was good for us.
aksar69: Yeah well im gonna head off to bed.
aksar69: Yeah and to think it all started with baby.
aksar69: lol
CmAsE1410: Everything starts with a baby.
aksar69: Except for the egg.
CmAsE1410: Okay we need to stop cuz this could keep going.
CmAsE1410: From crap like that.
aksar69: Yeah true.
aksar69: lol
aksar69: Tommarow we will continue?
CmAsE1410: If an elephant didnt have an ass.
CmAsE1410: Okay yes, yes it will.
CmAsE1410: I read that four times and realized I dont know what the hell that means.
aksar69: If an elephant didnt have an ass this would be a dictatorship.
CmAsE1410: Okay.
CmAsE1410: Lmao. We need to stop.
aksar69: The party symbols.
aksar69: lol
CmAsE1410: Omg.
CmAsE1410: Alright Im going.
aksar69: Lol.
aksar69: Peace out for now.
aksar69: Im saving this convo.
CmAsE1410: Yeah.
CmAsE1410: Good work.
CmAsE1410 is away at 12:39:23 AM.
CmAsE1410: Damnit from the bowels of bloody hell.
aksar69: Whats wrong baby?
CmAsE1410: Dont say baby when you talk to me.
CmAsE1410: I will actually hurt you for that.
aksar69: Lmfao
aksar69: See how tired I am
aksar69: That was great.
CmAsE1410: Go to bed you fool.
aksar69: Lmfao
CmAsE1410: I cant believe you said that to me.
aksar69: Me either.
aksar69: lmfao
aksar69: It was funny though.
CmAsE1410: For you. I feel violated.
aksar69: Ok lets do this.
aksar69: Move your window over to the left.
aksar69: Hers to the right.
CmAsE1410: Are you giving me orders?
aksar69: No.
CmAsE1410: I feel so loved.
aksar69: I was talking outloud,
CmAsE1410: You were typing out loud.
aksar69: I moved your window to the left to take away all other risks.
aksar69: Since you cant type in your head yes.
CmAsE1410: You cant type in your head?
aksar69: Only on Tuesdays.
CmAsE1410: Omg I found something to occupy 30 seconds of my time.
CmAsE1410: Im gay on Tuesdays.
aksar69: Eww
aksar69: So if I called you baby on Tuesday.... lol jk
CmAsE1410: You are sick.
aksar69: Your the gay one.
CmAsE1410: Besides its Tuesday who the hell knows what the fuck to do on Tuesday.
CmAsE1410: Being gay is a state of mind.
aksar69: Yup.
aksar69: I hate when people say its genetic.
aksar69: Its not like gay people can have kids to pass it on.
CmAsE1410: That would be creepy.
CmAsE1410: I wouldnt know whether to laugh at the pregnant man or run away.
aksar69: I say poke it then run.
aksar69: Just to be able to say you poked a pregnant man.
CmAsE1410: I am laughing so hard after that.
CmAsE1410: Lmao.
aksar69: But seriously I would poke it.
aksar69: You cant say you wouldnt.
CmAsE1410: I would too. Just not sure if Id do it with a stick or my finger. It could feel funny with my finger but I might get beat up.
aksar69: Yeah think about it in the paper.... "Enraged pregnant man kills man after random pokings"
CmAsE1410: Enraged pregnant man.
CmAsE1410: How often do you see that or hear that.
aksar69: Well let me count.
aksar69: Uh...
aksar69: Carry the three...
aksar69: That makes..
aksar69: Uh just this once.
CmAsE1410: Carry the three. That is awsome.
aksar69: Awesome like a tree full of apples.
aksar69: Wow im really random right now.
CmAsE1410: Yeah then you play shoots and ladders.
aksar69: In the tree with the enraged pregnant man while eating the apples.
CmAsE1410: While listening to sounds of the rain forest on an old school record player.
aksar69: With Gumby as a ref.
CmAsE1410: Lmao that is sooooooooooo freaking hilarious I am laughing so hard.
aksar69: Seriously picture that.
aksar69: Gumby just chilling on a limb watch us and the enraged pregnant man eat apples and play shoots and ladders.
CmAsE1410: I dont think I could. Would he be green and wearing a ref shirt. Or would he be just striped.
aksar69: Hell no hes naked.
aksar69: But he has a whistle.
CmAsE1410: I find that kinky.
CmAsE1410: A hat too.
aksar69: And a boot, just one though.
aksar69: Cant give the gay guy any ideas.
CmAsE1410: That did not make any sense.
aksar69: Oh like any of this does?
aksar69: Oh wait..
aksar69: Fry cow has to be there too.
CmAsE1410: The egg fish too.
aksar69: We so need to go rent some contumes.
CmAsE1410: I want a pregnant man one.
aksar69: costumes*
aksar69: Only if I can get gumby.
CmAsE1410: I wonder what the looks on their faces would be.
aksar69: Whos faces?
aksar69: That brings up the idea of we might need to rent a tree too.
CmAsE1410: Zeus and Aladdin.
CmAsE1410: Where do you rent a tree?
aksar69: Romeo Rent All
aksar69: We can give it one hell of a try.
aksar69: lol
CmAsE1410: I love that. Walk in there like "I want a fucking tree." they will be like what. Ill be like "Rent me a damned tree you goat bastard."
CmAsE1410: On that note I gotta soak my shoulder and eat some spaghettios.
aksar69: Then when they say they dont have any be like you do you bastard I can see on in back.
CmAsE1410: Hah.
CmAsE1410: This conversation was good for us.
aksar69: Yeah well im gonna head off to bed.
aksar69: Yeah and to think it all started with baby.
aksar69: lol
CmAsE1410: Everything starts with a baby.
aksar69: Except for the egg.
CmAsE1410: Okay we need to stop cuz this could keep going.
CmAsE1410: From crap like that.
aksar69: Yeah true.
aksar69: lol
aksar69: Tommarow we will continue?
CmAsE1410: If an elephant didnt have an ass.
CmAsE1410: Okay yes, yes it will.
CmAsE1410: I read that four times and realized I dont know what the hell that means.
aksar69: If an elephant didnt have an ass this would be a dictatorship.
CmAsE1410: Okay.
CmAsE1410: Lmao. We need to stop.
aksar69: The party symbols.
aksar69: lol
CmAsE1410: Omg.
CmAsE1410: Alright Im going.
aksar69: Lol.
aksar69: Peace out for now.
aksar69: Im saving this convo.
CmAsE1410: Yeah.
CmAsE1410: Good work.
CmAsE1410 is away at 12:39:23 AM.