Pants
Have I mentioned how much pants suck?
I striked it lucky last year when I found three pair of pants that fit me well. And by 'fit me well' I mean they were high-rise pants (relative to what's being sold today) that gave me enough hip/bum room.
See, I've got this bubble but which makes pants shopping hard. Pants either just don't fit over my butt, or are too tight at the crotch area (a) flattening my butt and making it look bulbous and (b) making it impossible to sit with out ripping the seams. And yes, I could just get a bigger size, but then the waist gaps and I'm left with a good six inches of fabric at my waist. IT SUCKS. I need pants with some sort of taper at the top and a long zipper. :/
And don't get me started on jeans. I like jeans that don't squish my butt. I've got a fine butt, I don't need any of this 'shaping' crap that ends up squishing the bottom part and looking lopsided. Gimme jeans that are form fitting at the thigh, not the butt. GRAR.
In conclusion, I started at my butt for far too long today. It's driving me crazy. :/
I striked it lucky last year when I found three pair of pants that fit me well. And by 'fit me well' I mean they were high-rise pants (relative to what's being sold today) that gave me enough hip/bum room.
See, I've got this bubble but which makes pants shopping hard. Pants either just don't fit over my butt, or are too tight at the crotch area (a) flattening my butt and making it look bulbous and (b) making it impossible to sit with out ripping the seams. And yes, I could just get a bigger size, but then the waist gaps and I'm left with a good six inches of fabric at my waist. IT SUCKS. I need pants with some sort of taper at the top and a long zipper. :/
And don't get me started on jeans. I like jeans that don't squish my butt. I've got a fine butt, I don't need any of this 'shaping' crap that ends up squishing the bottom part and looking lopsided. Gimme jeans that are form fitting at the thigh, not the butt. GRAR.
In conclusion, I started at my butt for far too long today. It's driving me crazy. :/