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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I helped incompletework2 hide a body (-173 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I pushed maddys_slash in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1184 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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