Directions

[akktri]

Today I learned that I pretty much need a GPS just to find my ass with both hands. I drove down Shawnee Mission Parkway, tried to turn around in a church and ended up on Nall going all the way across town and through the Plaza just to get back to Shawnee Mission Parkway.
I used to think I subconsciously hated my parents, but I actually just hate how they gave birth to such a moron. And God for making me stupid.