Brains.

[akivadarkmoon]

A quick question...

If Freddy Mercury was a zombie, would he eat brains or music?

This debate between me and Pat has been going on for over a month.

Comments

[enishmarati]

I'd say music.
Because he's too gay to eat brains.
But that's just me.

This comment makes me realize just how much I write in sentence fragments. Oops.

[akivadarkmoon]

That's what Pat says. (Not in so many words, of course).

Consider this, though: Zombies eat brains for the sustinance, not so they'd be badass. So if he only ate music, where would he get his amino acids?

[enishmarati]

I guess I hadn't thought of it that way. Do they really eat brains for food? Perhaps, then, they would only eat the brains of the musically inclined?

[akivadarkmoon]

Mayhaps. I suppose it all depends on why you think zombies eat brains.

[tenormadman]

Zombies don't need amino acids: metabolism no longer occurs for them. They eat brains because of some menacing, remote order given to them in order to destroy mankind.

[tenormadman]

Yes, he's gay and that's why he would eat "brains". *wink, wink*

[tenormadman]

My friends and I have come to the realization that he would eat musicians brains. They still have brains but full of music and the ideas of such which would satisfy both desired things.