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I kinda spent most of my night watching TV and doing these stupid online quizzes. Dont ask.
EDIT: Hrm Im beginning to see a pattern in the whole Relationship thing...
You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.
How Weird Are You?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?
ITS TRUE!
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.
What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are 45% Impulsive
You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless.
You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments.
And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does!
Are You Impulsive?
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
What's Your Element?
Your Linguistic Profile:
60% General American English
30% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.
What Superhero Are You?
Spiderman! Spiderman! This thing says Im spiderman!
Your Lucky Underwear is Blue
You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them.
You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist.
Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry.
If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first.
What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?
There is that Therapist thing again. Huh.
You Are 82% Grown Up, 18% Kid
Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!
How Emotionally Mature Are You?
Hrm. Therapist... I think I would end up getting in trouble.
Your Monster Profile
Wicked Killer
You Feast On: Jack and Coke
You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men
You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans
What's Your Monster Name?
MWHAHAHA TAKE THAT VEGANS! HAHAHA
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.
What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You're 80% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!
How Irish Are You?
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them.
How Do You Live Your Life?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are 64% Nerdy
You are a pretty big nerd, and you're getting nerdier every day.
Don't worry if you don't have friends... there's always robots.
How Nerdy Are You?
Your Life Is Worth...
$1,061,500
How Much Is Your Life Worth?
Hot Damn Im worth a bit of moolah!
You Are 50% Extrovert, 50% Introvert
You're a bit outgoing, a bit reserved
Like most people, you enjoy being social
But you also value the time you have alone
You have struck a good balance!
Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
You Will Die at Age 76
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die?
You Are 36% Cynical
Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions.
You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool.
How Cynical Are You?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty:
You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
The Five Factor Values Test
You Are 7 Up
Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!
Your best soda match: Diet Coke
Stay away from: Mountain Dew
What Kind of Soda Are You?
You Are 20% Vain
You don't have a vain bone in your body - almost as a matter of principal.
You demand to be judged on who you are, not what you look like.
How Vain Are You?
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Driving Is is: 56% Male, 44% Female
According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl.
This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks.
Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm.
Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.
What Temperment Are You?
Your Attitude is Better than 60% of the Population
You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.
How's Your Attitude?
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.
What's Your Love Style?
You are the Hopeless Romantic
You are into the good old fashioned wining and dining, flowers and chocolates approach to relationships.
An ideal date for you would start with a meal in a fancy restaurant and end wandering down the beach hand in hand as the sun sets.
You want to be someone's white knight one day, and dream of spending the rest of your life with someone, loving and caring for them.
You are committed, generous and not afraid of love and showing it.
You always handle your relationships carefully, as the last thing you would want to do is break someone's heart.
You always take things slowly, taking the time to make everything magical.
Some people won't appreciate your efforts, and those with a more business approach to relationships will become easily bored with the attention you lavish on them, but there are plenty of people out there dying to meet someone like you to spend the rest of their life with, so go out there and find the one for you!
Most compatible with:
The Insecure
The Insecure will never want to hear the end of all you have to tell them of love.
They would listen to a thousand of the poems you write for them and still want to hear the rest you have stashed away in your drawer!
You love making people feel special, and the Insecure wants you to do just that for them.
You could have something really beautiful together.
Least compatible with:
The Cynic
You are all about love and displaying it, privately, publicly, wherever.
The Cynic doesn't believe in love, particularly not in the traditional sense of the word, so you would bang heads every step of the way in a relationship.
Not very destructive as bad relationships go, but not exactly productive either.
Your song is:
She Will Be Loved, Maroon 5
EDIT: Hrm Im beginning to see a pattern in the whole Relationship thing...
You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.
How Weird Are You?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?
ITS TRUE!
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.
What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are 45% Impulsive
You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless.
You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments.
And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does!
Are You Impulsive?
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
What's Your Element?
Your Linguistic Profile:
60% General American English
30% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.
What Superhero Are You?
Spiderman! Spiderman! This thing says Im spiderman!
Your Lucky Underwear is Blue
You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them.
You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist.
Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry.
If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first.
What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?
There is that Therapist thing again. Huh.
You Are 82% Grown Up, 18% Kid
Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!
How Emotionally Mature Are You?
Hrm. Therapist... I think I would end up getting in trouble.
Your Monster Profile
Wicked Killer
You Feast On: Jack and Coke
You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men
You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans
What's Your Monster Name?
MWHAHAHA TAKE THAT VEGANS! HAHAHA
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.
What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You're 80% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!
How Irish Are You?
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them.
How Do You Live Your Life?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are 64% Nerdy
You are a pretty big nerd, and you're getting nerdier every day.
Don't worry if you don't have friends... there's always robots.
How Nerdy Are You?
Your Life Is Worth...
$1,061,500
How Much Is Your Life Worth?
Hot Damn Im worth a bit of moolah!
You Are 50% Extrovert, 50% Introvert
You're a bit outgoing, a bit reserved
Like most people, you enjoy being social
But you also value the time you have alone
You have struck a good balance!
Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
You Will Die at Age 76
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die?
You Are 36% Cynical
Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions.
You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool.
How Cynical Are You?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty:
You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
The Five Factor Values Test
You Are 7 Up
Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!
Your best soda match: Diet Coke
Stay away from: Mountain Dew
What Kind of Soda Are You?
You Are 20% Vain
You don't have a vain bone in your body - almost as a matter of principal.
You demand to be judged on who you are, not what you look like.
How Vain Are You?
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Driving Is is: 56% Male, 44% Female
According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl.
This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks.
Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm.
Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.
What Temperment Are You?
Your Attitude is Better than 60% of the Population
You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.
How's Your Attitude?
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.
What's Your Love Style?
You are the Hopeless Romantic
You are into the good old fashioned wining and dining, flowers and chocolates approach to relationships.
An ideal date for you would start with a meal in a fancy restaurant and end wandering down the beach hand in hand as the sun sets.
You want to be someone's white knight one day, and dream of spending the rest of your life with someone, loving and caring for them.
You are committed, generous and not afraid of love and showing it.
You always handle your relationships carefully, as the last thing you would want to do is break someone's heart.
You always take things slowly, taking the time to make everything magical.
Some people won't appreciate your efforts, and those with a more business approach to relationships will become easily bored with the attention you lavish on them, but there are plenty of people out there dying to meet someone like you to spend the rest of their life with, so go out there and find the one for you!
Most compatible with:
The Insecure
The Insecure will never want to hear the end of all you have to tell them of love.
They would listen to a thousand of the poems you write for them and still want to hear the rest you have stashed away in your drawer!
You love making people feel special, and the Insecure wants you to do just that for them.
You could have something really beautiful together.
Least compatible with:
The Cynic
You are all about love and displaying it, privately, publicly, wherever.
The Cynic doesn't believe in love, particularly not in the traditional sense of the word, so you would bang heads every step of the way in a relationship.
Not very destructive as bad relationships go, but not exactly productive either.
Your song is:
She Will Be Loved, Maroon 5