random fanfic quotes again
Story: Second Best
Author: EmpyrealFantasy
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3549073/1/Second_Best
Rated: M
Quote: But Sanzo's good mood was not to last. The kappa was being his obnoxious self, slightly drunk and hitting on everything with a pulse.
Story: AlterIkkou
Author: Crimson1
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2942450/1/AlterIkkou
Rated: T
Quote:
Fifteen minutes passed as they sat in companionable silence. When one of them finally spoke again, it was Sanzo, having passed an annoyed glance back at the tables where Goku and Kuai were apparently famished enough to still be eating.
“Damn monkey’s gonna try and eat a rock some day.” Sanzo grumbled.
Zhao gave a humored snort. “Kuai already has.”
Sanzo snorted back. They took another drink. “He learn his lesson?”
“Nope.”
“Figures.”
Story: NonPerishables
Author: lierdumoa
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2212292/1/NonPerishables
Rated: M
Quote:
Hakkai neatly pushes his seat back under the table and heads towards the exit. Sanzo glowers at his unfinished meal before tossing a few bills onto the table and following. He could kick himself, really. Hakkai will make him pay for that remark later. Sanzo can see it now. Hakkai'll give Gojyo a look just the same as his regular look, only Gojyo will be able to tell something is off because Gojyo is always able to tell when something is off with Hakkai. Two weeks later Sanzo will wake up to find that his hair has been dyed pink, and Hakkai will smile softly and cook Gojyo an extra egg for breakfast and ask Sanzo if he wants to have his eye looked at, as it seems to be suffering from a muscle spasm.
Story: Still Journeying to the West Drabbles
Author: Sakurazukamori6
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3089699/68/Still_Journeying_to_the_West_Drabbles
Rated: T
Quote: 4.Sanzo hates Gyomaoh, because that asswipe won’t stay dead. How hard is it to just stay dead? Not very hard, but obviously Gyomaoh sucks at it, so he has to come back and live, because he’s a complete pansy and he won’t say dead. How hard is it to lie under some dirt, and listen to some fuckers you probably don’t even know, visit your grave and chant some crap that’s not even going to affect you because your ass should be dead. Moron.
Story: Breakfast
Author: new_kate
Link: http://new-kate.livejournal.com/33013.html
Rated: PG-15
Quote:
“I know,” Gojyo said, swallowing the food. “Umbrellas, man. Fucking umbrellas! Seriously. I couldn’t believe it. You were swinging them like you’ve studied umbrella-fu since you were five !”
TITLE: The Pencil Is Mightier than the Sword (3/3)
AUTHOR: Helena Handbasket
RATING: NC-17
LINK: http://community.livejournal.com/hardlove/56735.html?view=375711#t375711
QUOTE: Thanks.” Konzen glanced around and ambled over to the sofa, one of the few seating options not piled with books. As he sat back against the cushions, he winced and let out an involuntary hiss.
“Oh, my!” Tenpou remarked. “Did you injure yourself?”
Konzen leaned forward and rubbed his back with a grimace. “No, it’s nothing. Not really. It’s just that for the past week, that stupid monkey has been constantly stabbing me with a sharpened pencil.”
The next sound that arose was a thump, as of a head hitting the underside of a desk, then a muffled noise followed by raucous laughter.
Konzen stared at Tenpou, who held his gaze momentarily, his expression stone-serious. Then, he tilted his head to address the underside of his desk. “Did I say you could stop, General?”
“Sorry, sir,” came the chastised reply.
Konzen blinked as Tenpou turned back to him with a polite smile. “I’m actually rather busy at the moment, so…”
“No, it’s okay.” Konzen rose abruptly. “I’ll show myself out.”
As he hurried out of the room, Tenpou gave him a good-natured wave. “Thanks. Do drop by again, and be sure to close the door on your way out.”
Title: The Queen and Her Men Stole the King from His Bed
Author: Pixie-blade
Rating: M
Link: http://pixie-blade.livejournal.com/84158.html#cutid1
Quote:
Oh…good shot Consort, you almost had me, and him. But since I have a knife to his back and you need to reload, single-shot guns are such a bitch, aren’t they? I guess I win.”
“Err…, or not.” Gojyo muttered, broad grin splitting his face as Ukoku turned at the tapping on his shoulder, only to come face to face with Sanzo’s gun.
He didn’t miss