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Me: Sorry, could you hang on one sec? ... while I find a stapler that works.
Customer: Should I call tech support?
Me: ... nah, I think I just need to upgrade to Staples 2.0.
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Me: So, what are your thoughts on purchasing refurbished?
Manager: Computers? Okay. Food? Not so much.
Customer: Should I call tech support?
Me: ... nah, I think I just need to upgrade to Staples 2.0.
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Me: So, what are your thoughts on purchasing refurbished?
Manager: Computers? Okay. Food? Not so much.