Aug 11, 2004 14:47
So here's the deal. Hurricane Charley is slowly approaching the FL Keys which just so happens to be where I live. Wonder if I blow away, what happens next? You think I'm kidding but I realy not. This little house that I live in could pick up and fly away just as fast as Paris Hilton could get laid by a lonely Key West bum.
Dillon and I have spent all morning putting ALL of our stuff in the downstairs storage room. You should see it. It has everything in there including a 4 ft. tall cactus. God forbid anything happen to that thing.
I just got back from Winn-Dixe. The shevles are 99.9% empty. It's amazing. We got the LAST 3 gallons of water in the store and loaded up on non-perishable foods and batteries. Right about now I'm thinking that there BETTER be a storm or I'm going to be pissed because we've spentso much money preparing for this damn thing.
They are making all of the visitors and non-residents leave the Keys and aren't letting any in. They say it's very likely that we will lose power for a few days. Wow, I'm going to look and smell just lovely! =)
I hope that I live. That would suck if I didn't. For those of you who are up in the Fort Myers area, be careful becuase our news shows you getting hit pretty bad too.
I'm going to tie one end of a rope to my ankles and the other end to a piling so I don't fly away.