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[akingmuststand]

It seems I was not quite cautious enough, lately. [The words are said with a small, rueful sigh - a haplessly amused sort of sound. A chess piece twirled in his fingers, he gives a small, sharp smile.] What an unsettling feeling! I suppose I might reiterate to our newcomers and residents alike that we must be ever mindful of the threat the fae's

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[audio]

[chauvinisms]

A prince, eh?

[She is comparing him now to the only other prince she has ever known.]

Tch.

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

Demeleier has a wide variety of people.

[audio]

[chauvinisms]

So it would seem. Any dirt on you that I can leverage, hm?

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

[A good-natured chuckle.]

I certainly hope not.

[audio]

[chauvinisms]

Ha! Everyone's got a skeleton or thirteen in their closet! Can't I persuade you to selling me some kind of information, hmm?

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

Now, why on earth would I choose to do that?

[audio]

[chauvinisms]

Che, I can't answer that! We're not on your human earth to begin with!

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

Then surely any skeletons are unimportant here?

[audio]

[chauvinisms]

Oh ho, it's just the opposite, you see! Here, where coming clean about such things can never impact your life back home...! Come now! Isn't there something that you've just been dying to share?

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

[He laughs.]

But what of my life here? I would hardly like to risk tarnishing that. [His voice is light - it's easy to believe he's speaking in jest, humouring the conversation.

Though he really doubts some of it would go down well here.]

[audio]

[chauvinisms]

What of it? Nothing is more enticing than spicing up the game! Our lives here are controlled by the chaos of the fae...wouldn't you like to add in your own chaos, just to stay on top?

[Why Gerudo Will Never Make Convincing Salespeople]

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

Well, you did suggest some sort of transaction. I wonder what you might offer me in return?

[audio]

[chauvinisms]

[She actually pauses at that.]

Catching me in my own game, eh? I'll admit, I hadn't expected you to be curious enough to ask...

I have valuables, sure, but what are such petty things to royalty like yourself, yeah? But there are much more compelling things I can offer a man of your status, of course, ekekeke! What is it you desire?

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

That is something to wonder, isn't it? I'm not sure how best to value my secrets, I'm afraid.

[audio]

[chauvinisms]

Well if my experience with humans, especially men, has taught me anything, it's that they're willing to slap a price on just about anything. I'm an old hand at value, though! Why don't you let me decide?

[audio]

[akingmuststand]

I would truly have to commend you, if you valued something without being able to hear it beforehand. Though, doubtlessly, every man must have his price...