May 03, 2005 11:37
Let's play this game again:
1.) "Christmas? Christmas means dinner, dinner means death! Death means carnage; Christmas means carnage!"
2.) "Now, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the school, she walks into mine! And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart---the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?"
3.) Warren: "Who glued these quarter's down?"
AJ: "I did"
Warren: "What the hell for man!?"
AJ: "I don't feel I need to explain my art to you Warren"
4.)"Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?"
5.) "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
6.) "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."
7.) "If pictures have anything to say, it's this: I was here, I existed. I was young and happy and someone cared enough about me to take my picture."
8.) "'I'll send you a copy.' BAM! Bitch went down. 'I'll send you a copy.' BAM! Syd! Superbitch!"
9.) "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."
10.)"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!"
11.) "I think God is dead."
"The sign of a true Catholic."
12.)"This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?!"
13.) "Doc are you telling me you built a time machine . . . out of a Delorean?"