Jan 28, 2004 23:39
SUP FUCKERS!!!!!!!
i jsut ate so much garlic cheesy bread.
times like these i wishi was bulemic
not really
but
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie.
so okay. upon loggin in to this fine little website, i noticed a huge notice concerning DONT GIVE ANYONE YOUR PASSWORD. accounts are being hacked intot! *GASP*!...
So seriously.
who gives a fuck? WHAT IF SOMEONE DOES STEAL YUOUR LIVE JOURNAL PASSWORD! end of the world! blasphemy! tragic!
NO.
What...so now someone logs into your account and writes "hello friends, i have a few secrets to reveal now that im feeling so honest:
I like to lick my own shit
i secretly own all of Michael Jackson's albums
I can suck my toes
I played barney for three years on tv
I also had an affari with marilyn monroe.
I killed abe lincoln
its not like its aanything yoru friends dont know about already, you shit licking pervert murderer.
what am i talking about? or is it really me talking..maybe its the cheesy bread.
So the weekends. ahhh weekends. I love the weekend because it is so unpredictable. its a nother life outside of the chaotic school week. and tomorrow marks the beginning of a nother weekend. what will it bring oh what WILL IT BRING! (besides rosie!!!)mmmmmmroses
Today my boobie really hurts. the cold. its so cold . owie.
Today I worked out at the CCRB. IT WAS MY VIRGIN EXPERIENCE and i was so excited because i had one KCIKING PLAY LIST SET UP OH YEAH. and i grooved along and tried to dance along on the elliptical but i kept losing my balance. I am going to kill myself soon on one of those. I dont hold on to the handles. I will fall. and it will suck me in and eat me and spit me out onto the blue mats for your mother to mop up.
What else? oh i know. FUCKERS WALK SO SLOW SOMETIMES. i just want to push themin the snow and bury their faces so all they smell and taste and see is WHTIE WHTIE WHTIE WHIET. but i cant do that here..its u of m...such action would be called racist.
you laugh
im serious.
and now i could rant on and aon about such issues, bu tnaturally I run the risk of WHO READS THIS? IS MARY SUE COLMAN GOING TO COME AND MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP. Smita is NOT going to want ot find THAT mess when she wakes up for class in the morning.
Now i really do have to wonder who sees this. I am scary. Don't be afraid! Im friendly!
and im spent.