Title: Untitled
Page: 02/??
Author(s):
akichuu,
fujipuri,
takashimio, toshimara_sasa, seira... AAannDDd~ Welcome to akanezora who just joined in the craziness!!
Fandom: JRock, Gazette, Kagrra, Alice Nine, Dir en grey, Ancafe... God only knows what else.
Pairings: ReitaXRuki, AoiXUruha, ToraXSaga, and... Some other insane pairings.
Overall Rating: Just to be safe, R (it's more to PG in some parts though).
Genre: CRACK!!!! But it has some fluff here and there.
Warnings: Nonsense. Crack. Craziness.
Summary: Kuromori Gakuen is a school for the talented, the good, the bad and all in between.
Comments: Horaaa~!! Page 2!!! I'm sorry it had taken quite a while to translate. I've been hooked up with a lot of things. But I'm pretty much relieved because Fuji's doing the translation for the next 2 pages (XXDDD). Yeah, well, here you go...
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:: Sasa ::
Ru: What're you doing now?
Rei: I'm doing the biology experiment...
Ru: With that condom?? *starts to feel a little weird*
Rei: Yup. About reproduction. Doing research on sperm pH. *innocent*
Ru: *starts getting wet* Oo... Can I...?
Rei: Can u what? *busy with the sperm*
Ru: Can I donate sperm??? *holds own wet pants*
Rei: *SHOCKED*
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:: Takashimio ::
Ru: Just kiddin'...
Rei: Stop that!
Ru: XXDDDDD
- For a while Reita didn't reply Ruki's message because he was starting to feel Ruki was such a weird kid. -
Somewhere else...
Aoi: Aw... He was sooo~ pretty... *imagining Uruha*
Mana: Who's pretty, Aoi-san?
Aoi: Waaah!! Mana-sensei, you shocked me...
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:: Sasa ::
Mana: *puts on sexy pose in front of Aoi*
Aoi: *drools* *thinking: Damn, the teachers here are hot...*
Uru: *passes by, sees Mana flirting in front of Aoi* That bitch! *walks in* Mana-sensei! You should remember that this is a school, you don't go flirting in front of people here!
Mana: Who's flirting??
Uru: You are! Slut!
Mana: *gets pissed* YOU are the slut here! Showing off thighs to underage kids!
Aoi: SHIIIIIN... *stuck in the middle*
Uru: *pushes Mana* Watch your slutty mouth!
Mana: Watch yours! *pushes Uruha*
Mana+Uru: *gets into a fight, pulling each other's hair, pinching, rolling around on the floor*
- sound of something ripped -
Uru: *sees his skirt got ripped* AAAAAAAAA~~!! My skirt!!!
Aoi: *nosebleeds seeing Uruha's legs* Sexy... *drools*
Uru: AAAAAAAAAAAAA~~!!! *runs to med room*
Mana: *laughs* XXDDDDDD I win!!!!
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:: chuu ::
Aoi: *runs after Uruha* Uru-sensei, mattekureeee~
Mana: Eh! AOI-SENSEI!!! Where are you going?? *gets upset* Why did he go after that bitch...?
~ In med room ~
Uru: *sniffs, looking at his ripped skirt* Damn, that Mana... This skirt was pricey... *sniffs*
Aoi: *breaks in* Uru! I mean, Uru-sensei!! Are you o-- *bursts when he sees Uru-sensei laying above the bed, mermaid-pose, crying, his skirt torn apart*
Uru: *shocked* Aoi-sensei! Wh--what are you doing here? OMG! You're bleeding all over!!! *pulls Aoi to bed*
Aoi: *looks up at the ceiling* Hah... I'm in heaven... *faints, starts losing blood*
Uru: Aoi-sensei! Wake up! Wake up!! *sits on top of Aoi* Aoi-sensei!!!
Aoi: I'm dead and now I'm in heaven... *nosebleeds even worse because Uruha is sitting on top of him*
Uru: AOIII!!! Damn... Must give CPR...
~ In Ruki's class ~
Ru: *legs over the desk* Rei-chan, have u finished the experiment?
Rei: Aww.. Such a bother. *hands dirty with sperm* No. Don't u have studying to do?
Ru: The teacher said we could study for ourselves. God knows where he went...
Rei: So u can learn, anything. Read a history book or whatever.
Ru: HA? He's telling Ruki to study HISTORY?? I want you to teach me... Can I...?
Rei: Can u what? No fooling around!
Ru: Can I study with you...?
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:: Sasa ::
Uru: *leans forward*
Aoi: *blush* ... *blood comes out severely*
- Suddenly someone broke in: Mana. -
Mana: STOP DOING PERVERT THINGS IN SCHOOL!!! *throws Uruha away from Aoi*
Uru: Waaaa~!!! *falls, his skirt gets ripped even worse*
Mana: *panicked* Aoi-sensei, this whore didn't just rape you, did he? *hugs Aoi*
Aoi: *eyes spin, mouth bubbling*
Mana: *gets even more panicked* AH! Why are you fainting?? Was he that slutty?? *shakes Aoi* Who's sluttier, me or him??
Aoi: *dizzy*
Uru: *wakes up* Mana-sensei... <-- Sadako-style
Mana: *turns around, shocked seeing Uruha with an ELECTRIC SAW*
Uru: I'm gonna kill you!!! *turns on the saw*
Mana: SHIIIIN~ Iiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~!!! *runs and jump off from the window*
- note: the med room's on fourth floor -
Uru: ...
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:: chuu ::
Uru: SHIIIIN~ *throws the saw out off the window* Yeah well... He jumped on his own...
~ Down there ~
Mana: *faints, the saw falls upon him* AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH~~!!!
- theme song: Happy Tree Friends jingle -
Uru: *returns to Aoi* Aoi... Aoi-sensei...
Aoi: *wakes up slowly* U--Uru-sensei? Wh--where am I...?
Uru: You're in the med room... *rubs Aoi's hair* You bled and then fainted. Daijobu ka?
Aoi: *blush* Y--Yeah, I guess so...
Uru: *smiles* Here, let me clean you up... *takes a wet towel and rubs Aoi slowly*
Aoi: *blushes even more* Uru--Uru-sensei...
~ In Ruki's class ~
Ru: Rei-chan is still not answering my message... Rei-chaaaaan~ How is it? Can I study with you? Maybe he's upset...
Rei: *washes hands, just finished the experiment* This brat... *looks at his cellphone* Study with me... But I can't focus, then.
Ru: Reita-chaaaaan~
Rei: He just won't give up! Fine.
Ru: *jumps on his chair* GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~
Ruki's classmates: URUSAAAAAAIIII~!!!
Ru: Envy people. Hahah~ Really, Rei-chan??
Rei: Yes
Ru: YAAAAAAAAAYYY~!!! Rei-chan is so sweet! ~kiss~
Rei: What's with the kiss?? Eh... Btw, what's your name? We've been talking but I didn't know that. How did you know me??
Ru: *falls* Rei-chan hidoooooiiii~~
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:: Takashimio ::
Ru: I'm Ruki-chan!!
Rei: Ruki... CHAN?? (-_-") Oh... Ok. Ruki when do u want to study, then?
Ru: Itsudemo ii!! XXDDD ~rabu~
Rei: What the... Fine. I'll pick you up. Wait in front of the school's gate. We'll study at my place.
Ru: *thinks dirrrty thoughts*
~ In med room ~
Uru: *rubs Aoi's thighs*
Aoi: Damn damn damn!
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:: fujipuri ::
Ru: *thinks: Yay! Pretty boy~!!*
- The class was as noisy as hell, since the teacher (Aoi, who was busy nosebleeding in the med room) never came back -
Rei: *studies seriously in class* Hmm... Isshi-sensei is really good with these kanjis... *writes notes*
- Meanwhile, Ruki finally ran off from class. There was no use for him to stay in class, there wasn't even a teacher -
~ In med room ~
Uru: Is it clean enough, Aoi-sense~~i...
Aoi: *pants* N--No... Not yet, Uru-sensei... H-here. Right here, it's still dirty... *points on his own upper thigh*
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:: Sasa ::
~ In med room ~
Uru: *holds back to drool* Erm... Still not clean enough??
Aoi: *blushes as hell* Aah... Could you... Move a bit... Higher there...?
Uru: *rubs on Aoi's thigh* Here?
Aoi: Aww~ Just... Move a bit... *enjoys* Lick it, for God's sakes--OOPS! *shuts his own mouth*
SHIIIIN~
Uru: *stares at Aoi innocently* Lick it?
Aoi: *embarrassed* Yes--umm... No!!
- Suddenly the med room's entrance door opened, but no one entered -
Uru: Who is it? *goes to check*
Aoi: *sobs* Don't leave me, Uru-sensei...
Uru: *looks around* No one's here... *suddenly feels something touching his leg, looks down*
Mana: *smiles horrifically (note: imagine Kayako from Ju-on)* I'm not dead yet, Uru-sensei... fufufu...
Uru: IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *throws Mana to the stars*
Mana: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~!!!! *reaches Mars*
~ In Reita's class ~
Rei: *learns seriously* Hm... I wonder what's the kanji for 'hentai'...
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:: chuu ::
- Ruki, in the meantime, ran off from class and got himself to the gamecenter.
~ At the gamecenter ~
Ru: Fwah~ I wonder if Reita's out of class yet... Man, I've been waiting for too long. I did the DDR and parapara till I'm so tired. Ah... Maybe I should just text message him...
~ In Reita's class ~
Isshi-sensei: Okay. Is there any question?
Rei: Hm... Sensei!
Is: Yes, Suzuki-san?
Rei: I have a question...
~ At the gamecenter ~
Ru: Okay, I'll sms him... Reita-chaaaan~ The class over yet?
~ In Reita's class ~
Rei: What's the kanji for--*cellphone vibrates in his pants' backpocket* HOLYSHITFUCKINBAS--eh...
Is: WHAT???
Rei: No! No, Sensei, I'm sorry~ *kneels on the floor, cursing inside his heart*
~ In med room ~
Aoi: *eyes wide seeing Uruha's super power* Ne, you're pretty strong, Uru-sensei?
Uru: *smirks* You haven't seen nothing, Aoi-sensei... *returns to his previous position, wet towel in hand* Now... Where were we?
Aoi: *blushes* We're... *signals with his eyes*
Uru: Hmm... *smiles* Should we just... Take off the pants... Or not? *fingers toying with Aoi's zipper*
Aoi: *DOKIDOKI, blushes the reddest as possible*
Uru: *pulls the zipper down* Open? *pulls it up* Close? Ne, Aoi-sensei?
Aoi: O--open, please...
Uru: *grins*
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:: fujipuri ::
~ In Reita's class ~
Is: You were asking for WHAT kanji??? *looks hideous*
Rei: No, Sensei, I'm sorry, no... My--my cellphone vibrated, and... *mumbles* Damn that Ruki! He should lay off his phone. Doesn't he study??
Is: Now, now... That's a hard kanji to find, Suzuki-san... You ask me to find a kanji for 'Ruki'?
Rei: *frowns* Wha--
~ At the gamecenter ~
Ru: Aaang~ Why isn't he replying? I'm bored! *plays with a slot machine* I've ran out of money... *types on another message* Rei-chan... Are you done yet? I've been waiting long enough~
~ In Reita's class ~
Rei: *his cellphone vibrates again* BASTARD!! *shocked*
Is: Suzuki-san, I told you, don't ask me to find the kanji for such weird words... *faces the blackboard, writing kanjis for 'Ruki' and 'Bastard'*
- Everybody else in class threw Reita with books because he's delaying them from getting out of class.
Rei: I'm gonna kill that kid...
~ In med room ~
Uru: I'm gonna open it~ *lilts* Or should I strip myself first? *undoing his own buttons, one by one*
Aoi: *bursts nosebleed again*
Uru: Aww~ If you keep nosebleeding like that, I can't finish stripping myself...
Aoi: *blushes* S--strip your--youself??
Uru: Yesss... Like this... *takes Aoi's hand, puts on his own chest*
Aoi: *faints*
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:: chuu ::
Uru: AOI-SENSEI???!! Ah!! You faint again??? *pats on Aoi's cheeks* Eh... There something... Wet... Down there...
~ In Reita's class ~
- Reita finally gave up from asking his question to Isshi-sensei and all the kids could go home.
~ At the gamecenter ~
Ru: Where is Reita...?? Fine, I'll call... *calls Reita*
Rei: *glaring at his own cellphone* Damn this kid!! And now he's calling me??? *presses YES* HEY!!! YOU'RE BUGGING ME, YOU KNOW THAT??!
Ru: *shocked* Re--Reita--Reita-chan...?
Rei: Don't -chan me!!!
Ru: *sniffs* Ano... Gomen...
Rei: What's your sorry for now? I've embarrassed myself in front of Sensei, I was so serious learning...
Ru: I'm really really sorry... *sobs*
Rei: Eh... You're crying...?
Ru: Gomen, ne, Reita-chan... I didn't mean to upset you...
~ In med room ~
Uru: *grins sooo... wide* Awwww~ Aoi-sensei, you bad boy... You're so wet already... hahah~ *licks*
Aoi: *mumbles unconsciously* Kamisama... Tasukete...
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:: fujipuri ::
~ In med room ~
Uru: *licks and licks*
Aoi: Kamisama... Kamisama... *wakes up* Ho... Where am I?? *looks down* AAHHHHH!!!!
~ At the school's front gate ~
Rei: Hey! Where are you??? I told you to wait for me at the front gate. You don't seem serious to want to study with me!
Ru: I--I'm at--the gamecenter... *sniffs*
Rei: FINE!! Then I'll just go home!!! *starts walking*
Ru: AaaaaaaHhh~ Reita-chan!!! Matte yo!! I'll run there... Wait... Just 5 minutes, I swear!! *runs as fast he can back to school*
Rei: 5 minutes?? How could you ever run that far in 5 minutes...
Ru: You just wait... Hah... hah.. hah...
- And Ruki broke the world's marathon record, he reached the front gate in approximately 5 minutes -
Ru: *pats Reita's shoulder from the back, breathing so hard* See...? 5 minutes... *falls down*
Rei: *stares disbelievingly* Crazy brat... *picks up and carry Ruki on his back* You want to learn with me that badly? *walks home*
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