So....I'm watching "Hart of Dixie" and there's this new, random character on it, who has a lovely British accent. The Mayor recognizes him as a catfish-lovin' river guide from Alabama, and wants to know what's up. Apparently, the guy hit his head on a boat and woke up and started talking with a British accent...and it's completely uncontrollable.
And it's totally a real thing. I looked it up. Apparently George Michael even has it. Or has had it. Anyway.
Now, I'm not one to wish harm on anyone, least of all myself, but could this happen to me, please? 'Cause I want to walk around all day talking with a British accent. It'd be awesome. I would sound all posh and interesting. Exotic. The boys would want me, and the girls would want to be me. Okay, not really. But seriously, I cannot believe I've never heard of this before (well, it is rare, but still). I am suddenly having ideas for fics. OMG.