Read only up to book one and decided that it was vampire chick lit: check.
Epic fail movie: check
Parodies: check.
Lame-ass franchising: check.
Tagalized theme songs: check.
Tagalized tv series.....CHECK!
Twilight is now a TV series and it's in TAGALOG and it's locally produced! BWAHAHAHAH
http://chinoyray.multiply.com/journal/item/69/Twilight_Remake_WTF_What_happened click and BEHOLD. The epic failure of the century! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ok. I am mean. I AM MEAN. But what the heck.
PEOPLE, grab a copy of the historian. Or um...start reading anne rice or or....just get back to the old effing chick lit genre. Meg Cabot can entertain you kiddies better. Trust me :D