DECLARATION OF WAR: THE SHORT FORM

[akcoll99]

I came across the movie "Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai  Across The 8th Dimension" on TV a few minutes ago just in time to see a great scene in which a Nuclear War-pondering President of the United States is handed a paperwork form labeled "Declaration Of War: The Short Form."

I need one of those. That would be fun just to fill out and hand to

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[khyron]

I apologize to the members of KMFDM in advance for improperly quoting them...they'd want this to be in ALLCAPS but I'm too lazy right now:

I declare war on the world
War in outer space
I declare war in a nutshell
War all over the place

I declare war on every government
War against all odds
I declare war on your inner sanctum
On your blood thirsty gods

I declare war on the axis of morons
All out war on complacent consent
I declare war on the war against drugs
Rape and Slaughter of the innocent

War on big brother
Warmongers and profiteers
War on your dogma dubya
Armageddon's engineers

War in a heartbeat
I declare war on so-called civilization
World trade globalization
Organized desinformation

War on ambassadors of pretense
War on MTV and CNN
Macdonald's walt disney and bethlehem
On christina britney and eminem

I declare war on the world of anti-choice
On violent unilaterality
On the amassment of murderous high-tech toys
And all crimes against humanity

War on the moral majority
On corparate.com imperialism
On mindlessly bumbling stupidity
And police-state terrorism

Worldwar three - be all that you can be!

[akcoll99]

Thank you, my friend, a little KMFDM is always welcome and appreciated on this LJ page... :)