so sometimes I get bored
and write ariele extensive myspace comments.
ARIELES INTERNET BALLAD
one time when ariele was young
she picked up a pamphlet of karl jung
and became wise before her age
until she started doing sage
now sage sated for a while
but stability just aint her style
and so she moved on to caffeine
and honey it was pretty mean
she started hanging out at bars
fornicating with the stars
filled her mother with disgrace
but boy she had a pretty face
now adolescence hit at last
and ariele began to fast
her limbs grew brittle and so thin
and all she knew was Goldmans Gym.
life was getting old by now
she thought of becoming a cow
(surgery these days is wild
the sedatives she found were mild.)
she thought of racing cars and bikes
hanging out with jocks and dykes
becoming politically correct
making many men erect
then ariele jesus found
and made her living from the ground
enjoying manly domination
and forgetting past abomination
end of part 1
ariele began to grow
and buxom breasts began to show
she spent her time reading absurd
literature and watching the L word.
one day she had an inspiration
from Max's gutsy operation
she decided that her problems sprung
from not being well, well hung.
and so she packed and left her home
and through cities began to roam
looking for some surgical care
or at least cool fake facial hair.
what was her reason, you may ask
for seeing her sex as a mask
for who she was, what she wanted
but from these questions she was not daunted.
finally ari appeared
with hat, suspenders and a beard
and made her way through Wash'nton Square
sporting her dangling facial hair.
but all she got were looks and stares
and even some confounded glares
from students of the NYU
and she did not know what to do.
she went back home to the convent
and when the time came to repent
she wiped the grief off of her eyes
and thought about her slow demise.
'maybe there is more to life
than conquering internal strife,
than dressing up like boys or goats,
or collecting collegiate totes.
maybe I should figure out
what it is that I'm about.'
part 3 coming soon
ARIELES INTERNET BALLAD
one time when ariele was young
she picked up a pamphlet of karl jung
and became wise before her age
until she started doing sage
now sage sated for a while
but stability just aint her style
and so she moved on to caffeine
and honey it was pretty mean
she started hanging out at bars
fornicating with the stars
filled her mother with disgrace
but boy she had a pretty face
now adolescence hit at last
and ariele began to fast
her limbs grew brittle and so thin
and all she knew was Goldmans Gym.
life was getting old by now
she thought of becoming a cow
(surgery these days is wild
the sedatives she found were mild.)
she thought of racing cars and bikes
hanging out with jocks and dykes
becoming politically correct
making many men erect
then ariele jesus found
and made her living from the ground
enjoying manly domination
and forgetting past abomination
end of part 1
ariele began to grow
and buxom breasts began to show
she spent her time reading absurd
literature and watching the L word.
one day she had an inspiration
from Max's gutsy operation
she decided that her problems sprung
from not being well, well hung.
and so she packed and left her home
and through cities began to roam
looking for some surgical care
or at least cool fake facial hair.
what was her reason, you may ask
for seeing her sex as a mask
for who she was, what she wanted
but from these questions she was not daunted.
finally ari appeared
with hat, suspenders and a beard
and made her way through Wash'nton Square
sporting her dangling facial hair.
but all she got were looks and stares
and even some confounded glares
from students of the NYU
and she did not know what to do.
she went back home to the convent
and when the time came to repent
she wiped the grief off of her eyes
and thought about her slow demise.
'maybe there is more to life
than conquering internal strife,
than dressing up like boys or goats,
or collecting collegiate totes.
maybe I should figure out
what it is that I'm about.'
part 3 coming soon