I lost all my formatting...oh well *sigh*
Sheesh…Might as well, since I don’t know how else to keep myself busy at work (shhh…Don’t tell Tito!!!)
HAVE YOU EVER…
(x) smoked a cigarette…I’ve actually made cigarettes out of leaves, grass and zig-zags when I was younger; then there was the time I smoked a cigar. I loved all my experiences, but smoking is BAD!
(x) been tipsy…I like being tipsy because being drunk is definitely teh suck
(x) been drunk…Oh man! I drank a whole bottle of champagne on an empty stomach. /GG hose :D
(x) been high…Never on weed, but there are other things that can be classified as “huffing…” Maybe I should have tried the weed because if you huff at least once, you can die
(x) done drugs…Not the kind of drugs from the movie, “Traffic,” but I loved my AZO’s that made my pee turn red and made it easier to void as a result (hates tract infections)
(x) smoked a cigar…And I’ll do it again, buddy!
(x) madeout with a member of the same sex…WOOOHOOO! This is for Lorenzo.
( ) crashed a friend's car...Seriously, this is even scarier to me now that I have my new car.
(\) stole a car…I agree with Chris on this one; but I’ve done so numerous times in my head.
(x) been in love…Yes, and it’s both nice and teh suck at the same time (which means I’m doing just fine)
( ) been dumped…This is absurd.
(x) shoplifted...Unfortunately, candy thieving was considered “petty” by even my standards
( ) been fired...Hunka-hunka burning love, baby!
(x) been in a fist fight...This is with the same guy as seester’s encounter (I had to finish it because he made seester CRIES!); then there was the time in 1st grade with Alex Ayoub (or whatever); and multiple times with seester! BAD MULE!
(x) snuck out of my parent's house…Yes, many times, but I’ll be damned if I do this in my Papa’s house /shiver
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back...Quite often…Stupid romance novels *sigh*
( ) been arrested…Heck, no! I skert.
( ) made out with a stranger…Kek…Was this a fantasy of seester’s? ‘Tis a good fantasy indeed.
( ) gone on a blind date…God, I’d be so scared to do this because the other person might be ugly!
(x) lied to a friend...Lorenzo and I were BAAAAAAAAAAAD! Oh, and Michael V., too…sorry, Katherine
(x) had a crush on a teacher…Who was she, Joe? Was it good ole Kimberlina?
( ) been to Europe…I will in five years time…Let me know if you want to come along!
(x) skipped school...I should have gotten units for this since I did it so well! I actually logged 33 absences from one class my senior year in HS…Let’s not EVEN get into BC.
(x) slept with a co-worker...What kind of invasive question is this?!
(\) seen someone die...PWESSIOUS!!!
(\) had a crush on one of your online friends…This only works until they send you a picture and then you have to block them afterwards! AHAHAA, LOL
( ) been to Canada...I can’t since I’m not a citizen, and yes, I’m doing this legal.
( ) been to Mexico...Nope, never been to Mecchico
(x) been on a plane...Yes, and I even have a St. Christopher medallion because I travel often enough
( ) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show…NO
( ) thrown up in a bar...I wanted to because it stinks in bars
(x) purposefully set a part of myself on fire...Burnt hair stinks sooo bad…but not as bad as stinky goats!
(x) eaten Sushi...Once, and that scarred me for life. I’ll have to try it again someday…
( ) been snowboarding…I plan to this winter when seeeeester comes!
(x) met someone in person from the internet...Nick and Houston came down for my 22nd birthday! That was so awesome and then there was Geekfest and this last weekend, I met Roberto for the first time, too!
(x) been moshing at a concert...Heck yes! This is so much fun.
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online...This is just weird
( ) been in an abusive relationship…No, and I hope not to or else I might end up killing someone
(x) taken painkillers...Does making it not hurt while I take a pee count?
(x) love someone or miss someone right now...Always.
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by...This is fun, but then I get burnt.
(x) made a snow angel...Okay, this sucks because the snow wets you underwear
(x) had a tea party...Yes, thanks to Tita Peachie! OH, and I’ve teabagged someone in-game, too!!! AHAHAHA!
(x) flown a kite...Seester and I made kites when we were little, see.
(x) built a sand castle...I actually became popular in the 2nd grade making various sand-things while SEESTER did her stupid “cookie-cookie” cheerleading crap >=(
(x) gone puddle jumping...Yes, and I’m quite agile.
(x) played dress up...When I was little, I wondered what it’d be like to look like a girl…
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves...Yes, and then there was dog shit and a pitch fork, too
(x) gone sledding...Friggin’-A! I almost ran into a tree! (read: Michael Kennedy)
(x) cheated while playing a game....Okay, Chris…I’m sorry I cheated in Dark Stone!!!
(x) been lonely...I miss Chicken everyday and forever
(x) fallen asleep at work/school...I started the hat-trend in McCraw’s class and then I have present day: I <3 the big leather recliner!
(x) used a fake id...I did and then I felt bad, but I did make them for Eli and Tyler in HS!
(x) watched the sun set…Yes, but this isn’t as cool as I thought it’d be, but driving in Virginia has changed my mind to that
(x) felt an earthquake...Yes, and Professor Fulks said, “Let’s GTFO of here!”
(x) touched a snake...Critter Club and later, Harper’s Ferry (I have pix!)
(x) slept beneath the stars…I love camping.
(x) been tickled…This takes special skill seeing as how I’m 98% non-ticklish
(x) been robbed...Sixth-grade sucked big time because all my spensive pens were taken!
(x) been misunderstood...I’m sorry I was born simple
(x) petted a reindeer/goat...BAAHHH! Poor thing never had a chance (and btw, don’t do that here in VA because the darn critters have lyme disease!)
(x) won a contest...I can’t remember what, but it probably had something to do with drawing
(x) ran a red light...Woohoo! I drive way too fast sometimes.
(x) been suspended from school...I was almost suspended for spitting water into Jastony Ubay’s fat, ugly face in the 5th grade for calling seester, “Tina Margarita!”
(x) been in a car accident...Believe it or not, Seester was driving. I got thrown out of the door after we crashed into a wooden fence with BARBED wire. Vicky almost died, and I have a scar on my hand.
( ) had braces...I want some to perfect my teeth…and I’ll get some, too.
(x) felt like an outcast...Seester calls this my “androgynous phase”…Thanks.
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night...No, but I did eat 9 strawberry shortcake bars!
(x) had deja vu...I think this can be explained scientifically
(x) danced in the moonlight...And made incoherent noises as I chanted and chanted
(x) hated the way you look...Such a strong word, but I think I’d like to lose 10lbs and gain about 5lbs in muscle mass right about now…Maybe get new boobs, too :D
(x) witnessed a crime...Hmm.
(x) pole danced/table...Hell no! H-2-O!
(x) questioned your heart...LOL, Joe…seriously.
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes...OMG, I love them! I bought a set for my puter, for my books, for my socks, for my…
(x) squished barefoot through the mud...And froze my toes? Yes!
(x) been lost...Dang, this sucks big time esp. when I ended up paying at the same toll booth three times!
(x) been to the opposite side of the country....MOVED to the other side of the country!
(x) swam in the ocean...Yes, and the jellyfishes went WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(x) felt like dying...Peeing blood sucks.
(x) cried yourself to sleep...But it sure does make for deep sleep :\
(x) played cops and robbers...And knights, donkey, Indian, ninja [turtle]…yum.
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers...Outback Steakhouse on Zach’s baby menu.
(x) sung karaoke...Yes, and it’s on video1!!
(x) paid for a meal with only coins...Kek! One dollar…two dollars…five cents…
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't...HAH! I refuse to be as revealing as Chris…D’oh!
(x) made prank phone calls...I don’t remember what I said, but I did this, too
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose...And rice, too! Now that sh!t is T3H suck!
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue...Bakersfield snowed a good one a few years ago and so yes, I definitely took the opportunity.
(x) danced in the rain... “Dancing in the moonlight…everybody’s feeling warm and bright…”
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus...Joe, you’re too funny! And yes, we wrote Santa in school, but I never did because we were poor and I knew at a young age that Santa’s budget matched Mama’s.
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe... Wow, mistletoe belts…good1!
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about...Actually, Chicken and I did while he actually slept in my arms and I sniffed his funny head =\
(x) blown bubbles...And I’ve made various wands, too
( ) made a bonfire on the beach...Not yet, but I hear its loads of fun
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating...Yes, and I have a scar as a result of those cheap-ass Fisher Price skates
(x) had a wish come true...WEEE!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEESTER!
(x) worn pearls...They make me look old.
( ) jumped off a bridge...
(XXX) screamed penis in class...Stupid Brynn (sp). I think I also screamed, “CLITTTTTORIS!!!”
( ) ate dog/cat food...You guys are stupid.
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them...Like I care
(x) kissed a mirror... “it looked ugly, had to comfort it.” ROFL!!! Better than my comment would ever be ^^
(x) sang in the shower...All_the_time
(x) have a little black dress...UGH! Please, embarrassing…I have many dresses now that I think of it.
(x) had a dream that you married someone…Thank you, Angelina!
(x) glued your hand to something...To my other hand…
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole...I think this is a normal childhood process.
(x) kissed a fish…And they’re so stinky, too.
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes... Most of my clothes are guy's clothes
(x) been a cheerleader...Heck yes! On counterstrike!
(x) sat on a roof top...Yep, even brought a lounge chair up there.
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs...It’s liberating
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel...And never again.
(x) talked on the phone for more then 6 hours...Very easy to do actually.
(x) stayed up all night...This, too, is very easy to do /gg CS
(x) didn’t take a shower for a week…Which is gross considering I didn’t shave either…then my armpits started to itch O_o
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree...Too awesome
(x) climbed a tree...My fort was in the orange tree!
(x) had a tree house…Yes, dammit!!! AND IT ROCKED!
(x) are scared to watch scary movies…And it never helps when seester’s not scared at all
(x) believe in ghosts...Unfortunately, I do and so if you see me walking around with my eyes closed and a bat in my hands you know why
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes…I have five pairs!
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say...I think all my outfits growing up were ugly
(x) gone streaking...In the house! AIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(x) played ding-dong-ditch…And then spat at the door or threw an egg at the window…Bad, Tonette =\
(x) played chicken...Sure, sure.
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on...And almost drowned
(x) been told your beautiful/hot/pretty by a complete stranger...This is so flattering, let me tell you *blush*
( ) broken a bone...
(x) been easily amused...Papa said I’m simple
(x) caught a fish then ate it...I’ve actually done this and it’s awesome
(x) watched porn...First time was when I was 3 and it was a total accident!
( ) made porn...Porn music, Joe??
(x) caught a butterfly...Pretty, pretty!
(x) laughed so hard you cried...I miss Varunie for this reason…
(x) cried so hard you laughed...When it gets to this point, there’s nothing left to do
(x) been so drunk you threw up…Uhm…thanks, Chris.
( ) been so drunk you peed yourself…No, but I would pee on myself walking home a lot during the 3rd grade because I was too scared to go into the bathroom to pee because the other girls made fun of how I looked. Wow, I never told that to anyone…
(x) mooned/flashed someone...Naughty girl.
(x) had someone moon/flash you...Jeff Wilson’s butt was a frequent visitor in various classes.
(x) cheated on a test...Unfortunately, I’m very good at it.
(x) have a Britney Spears CD...HECK YES!
(x) forgotten someone’s name...Sorry =\
(x) slept naked...And it’s so awesome.
(\) French braided someone’s hair...Braided someone’s hair…I actually feel sad occasionally knowing that my daughter will be deprived =\ Her hair will look like Allison’s after Tito Rod gives it his best ;D
(x) grown a beard ...Then Nair’d the summanubitch.
HAVE YOU EVER…
(x) smoked a cigarette…I’ve actually made cigarettes out of leaves, grass and zig-zags when I was younger; then there was the time I smoked a cigar. I loved all my experiences, but smoking is BAD!
(x) been tipsy…I like being tipsy because being drunk is definitely teh suck
(x) been drunk…Oh man! I drank a whole bottle of champagne on an empty stomach. /GG hose :D
(x) been high…Never on weed, but there are other things that can be classified as “huffing…” Maybe I should have tried the weed because if you huff at least once, you can die
(x) done drugs…Not the kind of drugs from the movie, “Traffic,” but I loved my AZO’s that made my pee turn red and made it easier to void as a result (hates tract infections)
(x) smoked a cigar…And I’ll do it again, buddy!
(x) madeout with a member of the same sex…WOOOHOOO! This is for Lorenzo.
( ) crashed a friend's car...Seriously, this is even scarier to me now that I have my new car.
(\) stole a car…I agree with Chris on this one; but I’ve done so numerous times in my head.
(x) been in love…Yes, and it’s both nice and teh suck at the same time (which means I’m doing just fine)
( ) been dumped…This is absurd.
(x) shoplifted...Unfortunately, candy thieving was considered “petty” by even my standards
( ) been fired...Hunka-hunka burning love, baby!
(x) been in a fist fight...This is with the same guy as seester’s encounter (I had to finish it because he made seester CRIES!); then there was the time in 1st grade with Alex Ayoub (or whatever); and multiple times with seester! BAD MULE!
(x) snuck out of my parent's house…Yes, many times, but I’ll be damned if I do this in my Papa’s house /shiver
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back...Quite often…Stupid romance novels *sigh*
( ) been arrested…Heck, no! I skert.
( ) made out with a stranger…Kek…Was this a fantasy of seester’s? ‘Tis a good fantasy indeed.
( ) gone on a blind date…God, I’d be so scared to do this because the other person might be ugly!
(x) lied to a friend...Lorenzo and I were BAAAAAAAAAAAD! Oh, and Michael V., too…sorry, Katherine
(x) had a crush on a teacher…Who was she, Joe? Was it good ole Kimberlina?
( ) been to Europe…I will in five years time…Let me know if you want to come along!
(x) skipped school...I should have gotten units for this since I did it so well! I actually logged 33 absences from one class my senior year in HS…Let’s not EVEN get into BC.
(x) slept with a co-worker...What kind of invasive question is this?!
(\) seen someone die...PWESSIOUS!!!
(\) had a crush on one of your online friends…This only works until they send you a picture and then you have to block them afterwards! AHAHAA, LOL
( ) been to Canada...I can’t since I’m not a citizen, and yes, I’m doing this legal.
( ) been to Mexico...Nope, never been to Mecchico
(x) been on a plane...Yes, and I even have a St. Christopher medallion because I travel often enough
( ) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show…NO
( ) thrown up in a bar...I wanted to because it stinks in bars
(x) purposefully set a part of myself on fire...Burnt hair stinks sooo bad…but not as bad as stinky goats!
(x) eaten Sushi...Once, and that scarred me for life. I’ll have to try it again someday…
( ) been snowboarding…I plan to this winter when seeeeester comes!
(x) met someone in person from the internet...Nick and Houston came down for my 22nd birthday! That was so awesome and then there was Geekfest and this last weekend, I met Roberto for the first time, too!
(x) been moshing at a concert...Heck yes! This is so much fun.
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online...This is just weird
( ) been in an abusive relationship…No, and I hope not to or else I might end up killing someone
(x) taken painkillers...Does making it not hurt while I take a pee count?
(x) love someone or miss someone right now...Always.
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by...This is fun, but then I get burnt.
(x) made a snow angel...Okay, this sucks because the snow wets you underwear
(x) had a tea party...Yes, thanks to Tita Peachie! OH, and I’ve teabagged someone in-game, too!!! AHAHAHA!
(x) flown a kite...Seester and I made kites when we were little, see.
(x) built a sand castle...I actually became popular in the 2nd grade making various sand-things while SEESTER did her stupid “cookie-cookie” cheerleading crap >=(
(x) gone puddle jumping...Yes, and I’m quite agile.
(x) played dress up...When I was little, I wondered what it’d be like to look like a girl…
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves...Yes, and then there was dog shit and a pitch fork, too
(x) gone sledding...Friggin’-A! I almost ran into a tree! (read: Michael Kennedy)
(x) cheated while playing a game....Okay, Chris…I’m sorry I cheated in Dark Stone!!!
(x) been lonely...I miss Chicken everyday and forever
(x) fallen asleep at work/school...I started the hat-trend in McCraw’s class and then I have present day: I <3 the big leather recliner!
(x) used a fake id...I did and then I felt bad, but I did make them for Eli and Tyler in HS!
(x) watched the sun set…Yes, but this isn’t as cool as I thought it’d be, but driving in Virginia has changed my mind to that
(x) felt an earthquake...Yes, and Professor Fulks said, “Let’s GTFO of here!”
(x) touched a snake...Critter Club and later, Harper’s Ferry (I have pix!)
(x) slept beneath the stars…I love camping.
(x) been tickled…This takes special skill seeing as how I’m 98% non-ticklish
(x) been robbed...Sixth-grade sucked big time because all my spensive pens were taken!
(x) been misunderstood...I’m sorry I was born simple
(x) petted a reindeer/goat...BAAHHH! Poor thing never had a chance (and btw, don’t do that here in VA because the darn critters have lyme disease!)
(x) won a contest...I can’t remember what, but it probably had something to do with drawing
(x) ran a red light...Woohoo! I drive way too fast sometimes.
(x) been suspended from school...I was almost suspended for spitting water into Jastony Ubay’s fat, ugly face in the 5th grade for calling seester, “Tina Margarita!”
(x) been in a car accident...Believe it or not, Seester was driving. I got thrown out of the door after we crashed into a wooden fence with BARBED wire. Vicky almost died, and I have a scar on my hand.
( ) had braces...I want some to perfect my teeth…and I’ll get some, too.
(x) felt like an outcast...Seester calls this my “androgynous phase”…Thanks.
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night...No, but I did eat 9 strawberry shortcake bars!
(x) had deja vu...I think this can be explained scientifically
(x) danced in the moonlight...And made incoherent noises as I chanted and chanted
(x) hated the way you look...Such a strong word, but I think I’d like to lose 10lbs and gain about 5lbs in muscle mass right about now…Maybe get new boobs, too :D
(x) witnessed a crime...Hmm.
(x) pole danced/table...Hell no! H-2-O!
(x) questioned your heart...LOL, Joe…seriously.
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes...OMG, I love them! I bought a set for my puter, for my books, for my socks, for my…
(x) squished barefoot through the mud...And froze my toes? Yes!
(x) been lost...Dang, this sucks big time esp. when I ended up paying at the same toll booth three times!
(x) been to the opposite side of the country....MOVED to the other side of the country!
(x) swam in the ocean...Yes, and the jellyfishes went WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(x) felt like dying...Peeing blood sucks.
(x) cried yourself to sleep...But it sure does make for deep sleep :\
(x) played cops and robbers...And knights, donkey, Indian, ninja [turtle]…yum.
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers...Outback Steakhouse on Zach’s baby menu.
(x) sung karaoke...Yes, and it’s on video1!!
(x) paid for a meal with only coins...Kek! One dollar…two dollars…five cents…
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't...HAH! I refuse to be as revealing as Chris…D’oh!
(x) made prank phone calls...I don’t remember what I said, but I did this, too
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose...And rice, too! Now that sh!t is T3H suck!
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue...Bakersfield snowed a good one a few years ago and so yes, I definitely took the opportunity.
(x) danced in the rain... “Dancing in the moonlight…everybody’s feeling warm and bright…”
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus...Joe, you’re too funny! And yes, we wrote Santa in school, but I never did because we were poor and I knew at a young age that Santa’s budget matched Mama’s.
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe... Wow, mistletoe belts…good1!
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about...Actually, Chicken and I did while he actually slept in my arms and I sniffed his funny head =\
(x) blown bubbles...And I’ve made various wands, too
( ) made a bonfire on the beach...Not yet, but I hear its loads of fun
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating...Yes, and I have a scar as a result of those cheap-ass Fisher Price skates
(x) had a wish come true...WEEE!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEESTER!
(x) worn pearls...They make me look old.
( ) jumped off a bridge...
(XXX) screamed penis in class...Stupid Brynn (sp). I think I also screamed, “CLITTTTTORIS!!!”
( ) ate dog/cat food...You guys are stupid.
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them...Like I care
(x) kissed a mirror... “it looked ugly, had to comfort it.” ROFL!!! Better than my comment would ever be ^^
(x) sang in the shower...All_the_time
(x) have a little black dress...UGH! Please, embarrassing…I have many dresses now that I think of it.
(x) had a dream that you married someone…Thank you, Angelina!
(x) glued your hand to something...To my other hand…
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole...I think this is a normal childhood process.
(x) kissed a fish…And they’re so stinky, too.
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes... Most of my clothes are guy's clothes
(x) been a cheerleader...Heck yes! On counterstrike!
(x) sat on a roof top...Yep, even brought a lounge chair up there.
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs...It’s liberating
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel...And never again.
(x) talked on the phone for more then 6 hours...Very easy to do actually.
(x) stayed up all night...This, too, is very easy to do /gg CS
(x) didn’t take a shower for a week…Which is gross considering I didn’t shave either…then my armpits started to itch O_o
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree...Too awesome
(x) climbed a tree...My fort was in the orange tree!
(x) had a tree house…Yes, dammit!!! AND IT ROCKED!
(x) are scared to watch scary movies…And it never helps when seester’s not scared at all
(x) believe in ghosts...Unfortunately, I do and so if you see me walking around with my eyes closed and a bat in my hands you know why
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes…I have five pairs!
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say...I think all my outfits growing up were ugly
(x) gone streaking...In the house! AIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(x) played ding-dong-ditch…And then spat at the door or threw an egg at the window…Bad, Tonette =\
(x) played chicken...Sure, sure.
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on...And almost drowned
(x) been told your beautiful/hot/pretty by a complete stranger...This is so flattering, let me tell you *blush*
( ) broken a bone...
(x) been easily amused...Papa said I’m simple
(x) caught a fish then ate it...I’ve actually done this and it’s awesome
(x) watched porn...First time was when I was 3 and it was a total accident!
( ) made porn...Porn music, Joe??
(x) caught a butterfly...Pretty, pretty!
(x) laughed so hard you cried...I miss Varunie for this reason…
(x) cried so hard you laughed...When it gets to this point, there’s nothing left to do
(x) been so drunk you threw up…Uhm…thanks, Chris.
( ) been so drunk you peed yourself…No, but I would pee on myself walking home a lot during the 3rd grade because I was too scared to go into the bathroom to pee because the other girls made fun of how I looked. Wow, I never told that to anyone…
(x) mooned/flashed someone...Naughty girl.
(x) had someone moon/flash you...Jeff Wilson’s butt was a frequent visitor in various classes.
(x) cheated on a test...Unfortunately, I’m very good at it.
(x) have a Britney Spears CD...HECK YES!
(x) forgotten someone’s name...Sorry =\
(x) slept naked...And it’s so awesome.
(\) French braided someone’s hair...Braided someone’s hair…I actually feel sad occasionally knowing that my daughter will be deprived =\ Her hair will look like Allison’s after Tito Rod gives it his best ;D
(x) grown a beard ...Then Nair’d the summanubitch.