I'M SO BETTER THAN DEIDARA! part1
Dislaimer:Naruto isn't mine
Author: AkatsukiBalla
Rating: Aldult, but not hardcore
Warnings:Weirdness, Yaoi,BoyxBoy
Pairings: KisamexItach,implied SasorixDeidara
Enjoy!
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Part 1
'Goodness he's doin' it again!'
"Hey Kisame can you believe that wanna be pretty boy Deidara thought he looked better than me? I was like 'No Way Fag you could Never be better looking than the great Uchiha especially when he is the All Mighty ITACHI UCHIHA.'I meant here is no way that stupid blond bimbo could beat me don't ya think?"
Kisame rolled his eyes at his partner’s behavior and thought of how to work the Uchiha's nerves. Finally Kisame thought up the perfect idea.
"Well Deidara does have a nice ass, No wonder Sasori likes to hit that!" The fish like man smirked trying to retain his laughter at the younger man’s face. Kisame played more.
"Yup I believe that Deidara could probable beat you out in bed .But Hey! That's just what I hear from Sasori he says Deidara is very flexible and when he mo-."
" Ah that's that's a complete lie. I could beat out Deidara any day do you hear me, ANY DAY!"
'Yea I wonder how that would feel' Kisame grinned at this and then thought of the man’s flushed face and parted lips letting out moans of pleasure and sweat glimmering on his body. Kisame shook his head from hearing his name being called.
"Well Kisame since you think I should show you otherwise."
"What the hell do you .... mumph," The shark mans were muffled as the Uchiha lips were covering his. The younger man was stranding Kisame's waist and was pressing his lips hard on paling blue lips. The Uchiha's tongue licked the other mans bottom lip begging for entrance and nearly broke out giggling like a school girl when Kisame did not hesitate to let the wet visitor on and let it search and taste the new place.
While their little make out session was going on Kisame notice the only thing he and Itachi had on were boxers.
'How in the ... ah well now I know why the ladies love him-inwardly grinning- che kids good at everything he does so far! heh I'm lucky!'
Itachi noticed that Kisame had his eyes closed so decided that he would travel little past his waist.
'Eh ...enjoying it? I haven't even started yet he is gonna be cravin' for more I can tell! Ha-ha he is gonna tell Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu and they are gonna tell Deidara, Hidan and Tobi. I wonder how they will react! I hope Deidara -Fag gets jealous of how good he hears I am. Although I'm not gonna lie if he wants to find out himself I will show him because I'm curious about him too. Kisame isn't half bad a kisser and he smells ... Whoa he smells Super Sexy!'
'I am so gonna scream if he doesn't stop teasing' Kisame thought grudgingly while his mini me was getting pleasured and mighty hard at its new playmates warm wet caverns. 'Oh ...my....ah...I can't wait to mmmm.' Kisame looked at the bobbing head that started licking the white fluids of Kisame.
Itachi stood gulping down Kisame's seed as he took off his boxers and threw them by Kisame's green fishy ones. He watched Kisame walk to the edge of the bed and sit. Itachi slow and sexily crawled over to him when he got between Kisame's legs he noticed how big Kisame really was.
'Wow at least 10 inches! Wow you would think someone nicknamed Sushi would have it goin on!
Kisame lifted the young man up and kissed him with lusty passion as Kisame slowly entered the Uchiha's tightness with a grunt. A pleased sigh came from the Uchiha as Kisame started a steady pace Itachi following his lead moaning. Kisame grinned hearing the young mans pleas to go faster and harder complying instantly. Kisame gently nibbled Itachi's earlobe. Kisame grunted feeling his climax coming close.
Itachi panted having already come two times and trying to maintain stamina with the larger man was becoming tiring. He felt Kisame grow and harder and he started to go faster and Itachi grunted in pleasure followed by a raspy moan as both men came. Itachi almost saw stars when Kisame kept going but sighed in relief and disappointment when Kisame pulled out and laid on his back beside the Uchiha. With a grin of satisfaction Itachi turned to the blue man.
"You think Deidara is better now?"
"When I sleep with him I'll let you know who wins," but when Kisame saw the dangerous look in the Uchiha's eyes blazing sharingan he quickly added,"but so far you win with a long run!"
"Hm that's what I thought you said," stated the Itachi who was putting on his clothes Kisame following suite. Then eruptions of knocks were pounding on the door.
"Itachi! Kisame! Are you okay un?!"
Itachi opened the door after Kisame had cleaned up and had on all his clothing.
"Che we are fine Deidara, get Hidan and meet me up by the front doors we must talk. BYE!"
Itachi slammed the door in Deidara's face. Itachi turned to his companion and haughtily stated, "Be sure to tell them all about it don't leave out any details. Ja!"
Kisame watched the feminine man prance out the room and sighed.
"Guess I'll go tell the semes now."
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A/n: Please excuse all grammer errors and please drop a review!.