Fic
Title: The Himeko Chronicles
Pairing/Characters: Akatsuki, OC
Rating: T for swearing, and cheesy, saucy dreams
Chapter(s): 4- Ongoing
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Summary: 'Hi, my names Himeko, and my life officially sucks. My parents are going on vaccation and they've decided to dump me with the wierd, maybe even homicidal, neighbours; just great'. Join Himeko as she gets up to all kinds of randomness with the Akatsuki.
Hi, let me introduce myself, my name's Himeko Hanazaka, and yes, my name means princess child, and no I'm not a real princess. I'm just an ordinary girl, living in an ordinary house, in an ordinary neighborhood, well, except for the hobo who sleeps in the bus shelter, oh, and the 'haunted' house at the end of the street, and let's not forget our really weird neighbors that moved in a month ago. So I guess my neighborhood isn't that ordinary.
Well anyway, now that I'm done introducing myself let me tell you something; I am mad, no, I'm not mad, I'm fuming, you know why? Because it's my utterly gay parents anniversary tomorrow. You're probably thinking, oh what's so bad about that? Well I'll tell you what's so bad about that; it's bad because since it's their anniversary, they're going on vacation, for two weeks, two mother effing weeks. I mean, seriously? Who goes on vacation for two weeks just because it's their anniversary?! My parents of coarse, and they have decided that I'm not allowed to come! It's just them, all alone, by themselves, most likely having fucking sex! So I have to stay at home, but here's the worse part, I'm not allowed to stay by myself! And I'm 14 and a half! I'm old enough now to stay home by myself! But nooo, "We'll have to get you a baby sitter Himeko, I don't want you in the house by yourself for two weeks, it's too dangerous, someone might break in and hurt you" says mum. Pshhh, that's just her cover up story, she's just scared I'll throw some huge party and trash the place or even burn the house down. So you know what she does? She calls all the babysitters in town. But fortunately, all of them were booked out or didn't do long term babysitting, I mean, its holidays, what does she expect? So I thought I was off the hook, but then the stupid neighbors had to pop up!
FLASHBACK
I looked in the mirror, taking in my blonde hair running down just past my shoulders and my aqua blue eyes; I picked up my hairdresser scissors and started to trim my fringe back a bit.
DING DONG
"I'll get it!" Mum called out. I hear the door open, "Oh, hello Itachi!"
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