Ask.fm drabble dump
Because I've never bothered making one before lol. Eleven drabbles, mostly Sehun/Luhan with a few Chanyeol/Baekhyun. Word count ranges between 200~600 words. Oldest at the top, most recent at the bottom. This took me a week or so to compile orz had to re-type everything except for the newest ;; Enjoy~ Leave me prompts over at my ask.fm!~ I've also become admin S over at 50-shades-of-selu over at tumblr :) so leave some there too~
[Sehun sucking luhan off *u* - nc17, sehun/luhan, 302 words]
Sehun sucking luhan off *u*
Ever since Luhan saw their ad for that ice cream thingy, he's been dying for some alone time with a certain someone (he can't remember the contents of said advert very well, he was very preoccupied with that certain someone...)
The way that Sehun just engulfed that ice cream in one mouthful, it made Luhan shiver in anticipation as he thought about what else Sehun could take whole.
That curiosity was sated the next time he saw Sehun, who had come to him whining, "Hyung... I'm hungry."
"Want a little treat?" asks Luhan, smirking at Sehun's confused expression.
"What is it?"
"Come closer to hyung and reach out for what you want most," Luhan teases, eyes flickering to Sehun's pink tongue as it darts out to wet his lips.
Sehun seemed to finally grasp the situation, crumpling to his knees and shifting forwards to bury himself at Luhan's crotch. Without wasting time, Sehun pulled down Luhan's pants, and was met with a half-hard cock in his face. He licks a long stripe on the underside, reaching out to grope Luhan's ass, pulling him in closer. Luhan's eyes flutter shut, a breathy moan escaping his lips.
"C'mon Sehun, I know you can do better than that, we've all seen you gobbling down your food like you've been starving for weeks. And I know you've been starved of my cock for so long already."
Sehun's eyes glint with mischief as he looks up to meet Luhan's gaze. "Well then, let me have my full course meal of Luhan to sate my appetite."
Suffice to say, Luhan found out just how big Sehun's mouth really is, and his skills of licking with that sinful tongue of his; whilst Sehun discovered that he liked the taste of Luhan over any ice cream he has to endorse.
[sehun who wants to go out on a date with luhan but can't ask him bc he has no balls - pg-13 for language, sehun/luhan, jongin, fluff, humour, 271 words]
sehun who wants to go out on a date with luhan but can't ask him bc he has no balls
"Dude, you're drooling." Jongin looks at his best friend disapprovingly, handing him a tissue.
"N-no I'm not!" refuts Sehun, but he takes the tissue anyway, wiping away at the corner of his lips. It comes away wet. "Fuck."
"Yep, you're fucked."
"Thanks for that, Jongin."
"Until you fuck him that is," finishes Jongin with a smirk.
"But--" Sehun is about to list all the reasons why he can't simply ask out the football stud from the seniors to go on a date with himself, number one reason being that Sehun's more into books, a nerd you may say.
"But you have no balls, oh yeah..." sighs Jongin.
"What the actual fuck?"
"Although I'm sure Luhan will have enough spare balls, I mean he kicks them every day!" Jongin cracks up at his own joke, laughing maniacally as he leaves Sehun alone (to drool over Luhan some more)
--
It did happen one day, but not how he had expected. He'd been watching Luhan pratise (stalking him more like) whilst pretending to do some homework on the bleachers. Out of nowhere, (yes, just like in those cliched shoujo mangas that Oh Sehun obviously does not read), the football whacks him on the head, sending him reeling back at the force. An apologetic Luhan had bounded over, apologizing profusely as he runs his fingertips across Sehun's forehead to check for any damage (he might have been worried by the sudden drooling that Sehun was doing...)
"I'm so sorry! How about I make it up to you over dinner?"
And that is how, Sehun never got the balls to ask Luhan for dinner~
[chanbaek with gEEKBAEKHYUN HAHAHAHAHA AND CHANYEOL WHO BOTHERS HIM PLS - fluff, humour, chanyeol/baekhyun, 338 words]
chanbaek with gEEKBAEKHYUN HAHAHAHAHA AND CHANYEOL WHO BOTHERS HIM PLS
"What's eight minus two?" They had just finished their maths tests, and had their papers returned to check through their mistakes. Chanyeol was flipping through the paper half-heartedly, caring more that he was going to be murdered by the basketball coach for missing practise later because he had missed the passing grade by one measly mark. But the boy had suddenly stopped, scrunching up his eyebrows in confusion.
"Chanyeol, what kind of dumb question is that?" His seatmate, unfortunate soul by the name of Baekhyun, turned to him with raised eyebrows, pushing his glasses further up his nose.
"Baek, just answer me please!" whines Chanyeol, childishly bumping shoulders with the smaller.
"It's six. And how many times have I told you not to call me that, or get too close? We're not even friends." Baekhyun grimaces, pushing the curlyhead away.
"Thank you so much, Baek!" declares Chanyeol, shoving his test paper in Baekhyun's face. "You just got me my passing mark!" he says gleefully, fist pumping the air.
"Dude, not only are you stupid, you're also blind." Baekhyun takes the paper from the taller's hands, shoving it right back in the latter's face.
"Huh?"
"That says eight divided by two... not minus. You see those two little dots? One above and one below the line?" Baekhyun even points to the sign in question, stabbing the paper with his dainty finger.
"..."
"Now stop bothering me." Baekhyun returns the paper, only to find teary eyes super close to his face. "Woah, what are you doing?"
"Help me..." wails Chanyeol, calling the attention of everyone in the room. "Coach is going to kill me!"
"Easy there, big guy, no need to cry..." Baekhyun was panicking. He was a nerd through and through, how would he know how to deal with a blubbering mess? "Just... err..."
"Hehe."
"Wait. PARK CHANYEOL."
"Sorry, it was too fun messing with you, seeing you paninc," laughs Chanyeol, dropping his facade. Baekhyun groans, slumping down onto the table with a 'fuck you'. Chanyeol just laughs harder.
[gangster!luhan who falls in love with the nerdy!sehun who is bullied by everyone - pg-13 for language, slight?angst, sehun/luhan, 482 words]
gangster!luhan who falls in love with the nerdy!sehun who is bullied by everyone
Luhan's never really paid attention to the tall, lanky classmate of his who walked around with his shoulders hunched, glasses threatening to slip from the bridge of his nose which is usually hidden within the pages of thick books. He was too busy going around treating others like punchbags, making sure that they knew that he was the one in charge in their petty hierarchy of highschool life. He had never stopped any of the ohers from pummelling said boy, he had no reason to. Not until he thought that enough was enough, which was when he would break it up.
"Sehuna~ why won't you look me in the eyes?" This day was no different, and Luhan has no thoughts of interfering as he spots Jongin cornering Sehun into an empty corridor, arms either side of the taller boy. "Look at me!" But something snapped within Luhan. His curiousity got the better of him, and he jumped in between Jongin's ready fist and a shivering Sehun.
"Scamper. Out." Luhans voice was sharp and to the point, Jongin giving him a scowl but moves away anyway, flipping him the finger as he stalks away.
"Thank you--"
"Shut up." Luhan cuts Sehun off, taking Jongin's position in front of Sehun, trapping him in. "Don't think I was being nice, I was just tired of seeing him mess around."
"Like every other time you've done the same, and just walked away without even touching a hair on my head?" Okay, Luhan was lying to himself when he said he never interfered. He always interfered.
"It's nothing."
"Are you sure about that, Luhan?" asks Sehun, looking down at him as he straightens to his full height.
"Wh-what are you talking about? And how can you look at me like that? Weren't you just about to shit yourself--"
"I was shaking from laughter, not fear. You're more naive than I thought; I may be a nerd, but I am no wimp."
"The why do you let them beat you up like this?" Luhan's shocked by the sudden change in Sehun's demeanour.
"I think the better question is: why don't you let them?"
"Don't turn this. You don't know me. I'm nothing."
Sehun's expression turns contemplative, and Luhan wants to punch him so bad. "Did you know?" Sehun smiles gently. "Anything divided by zero is infinity.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" growls Luhan. "Don't try to make me a nerd like you."
"It means that I know that there's an infinity of possibilies for you. That there's a Luhan that's worth getting to know." Sehun is still smiling, and Luhan doesn't know if he still wants to punch the brat's face, or to cry.
And maybe it was something that he ate that morning, but Sehun's words got through to him, and he found himself thinking, 'Someone who deserves a person like you?'
[Sehun who goes to the library everyday after school to spy -stalk- his very cute classmate Luhan *v* - fluff, g, sehun/luhan, 309 words]
Sehun who goes to the library everyday after school to spy -stalk- his very cute classmate Luhan *v*
For a tall boy like himself, stealthily hiding behind book shelves was not the easiest of tasks. But he did it anyway, all for a glimpse of the cutest being alive (in his eyes at least) called Luhan.
Luhan, his classmate who sits all the way on the opposite side of the classroom, eyes focused on the teacher ahead. Sehun wonders if he should be paying attention too, but Luhan seems more important than exams at the moments (as always).
He discreetly reaches for the book in front of him, pretending to flip through it as he peeks through the gap he’s just created. Through it, he can make out Luhan’s head of blonde hair, reflecting the sunlight from the window beside him. He can see Luhan furrowing his eyebrows in the most adorable fashion, probably having some difficulties with whatever he’s reading. He resists the urge to giggle, letting his chin rest on the bookshelf, staring dreamily as Luhan fist pumps the air silently, probably solving whatever it was he was stuck on.
Suddenly. Luhan meets his gaze, arm dropping back to his side as he tilts his head at Sehun. Sehun gasps, clumsily shoving the book back and crumpling to his knees. His breathing is erratic, he’s just been caught! He hears footsteps. and he can’t help but crawl further into the row of books, hoping to God that it wasn’t Luhan coming after him.
“Hello?” Oh God. That voice. The voice of his (wet) dreams. “Hello? Oh. Sehun?”
“Shit,” Sehun whispers under his breath. He slowly turns around, looking up at a confused Luhan.
“Did you need something? You were staring…”
“I-- Uhm-- It’s nothing!”
“Oh okay… Why don’t you come sit next to me instead of on the floor?”
“Huh? O-okay!”
And that is how Sehun got a super HD close-up of his adorable crush.
[Sehun is always cold and rude when Luhan talks to him.. But there;s a reason behind that and Lulu is too oblivious to notice uuhuhu - sehun/luhan, g, fluff, 482 words]
Sehun is always cold and rude when Luhan talks to him.. But there;s a reason behind that and Lulu is too oblivious to notice uuhuhu
Luhan always makes sure to be friendly, because that’s what Mama Lu taught him from a very young age. So when he gets put next to the ice prince - Sehun - Luhan doesn’t let that faze him.
“Hi!” he greets happily, turning to face the stoic boy beside him. “I hope we’ll have fun this semester as seat mates~”
There’s no response from Sehun, and Luhan feels his smile faltering, but he quickly catches himself. “So… You don’t talk much, huh?” Luhan laughs, albeit a little awkwardly.
“Nope.” Sehun responds with a curt answer, his tone clearly showing his displeasure. Luhan is confused, what did he even do to this boy?
“Oh… Well, that’s okay, I can talk for the both of us!” Luhan playfully nudges Sehun with his shoulder, only for the taller to move away like he was the plague itself.
“Can you please be quiet? Your voice…”
“Ah… Sorry, my mum always tells me to be a little quieter when I speak, says I scare everyone off.”
“...”
“How about your mum? What’s she like?” asks Luhan, trying to start a proper conversation.
“I don’t want to tell you about my family,” snaps Sehun.
“Oh… I’m sorry, I’m prying… My mum said that I do that too much.”
“Does your mum tell you to leave people alone if they tell you to?”
“Huh?”
“I don’t want to talk, I want to be alone.”
“But-- I can’t just get up, the teacher will scold me.” Luhan frowns, why did Sehun seem to hate him so much?
“FIne, I’ll move.” Sehun gets up abruptly, moving to sit beside Jongin with a big sigh. He ignores the complaints of the teacher, who begrudgingly let’s him do as he pleases, placing Kyungsoo in Sehun’s old seat.
“Did I do something to Sehun?” wonders Luhan, turning to face his close friend.
“He’s just being an ass, it’s not you,” comforts Kyungsoo.
--
Little did they know the true reason behind Sehun’s behaviour. Sehun, well, he wasn’t used to showing emotions, a complete opposite of Luhan who was like an open book. Sehun doesn’t know how to deal with feelings and a feeling as complicated as a crush is enough to make him shrink into himself. So when the teacher put him beside Luhan, the very person he had been secretly crushing on, Sehun panicked. He couldn’t handle being so close to the object of his dreams, and he needed space to breathe. When he’s around Luhan, his chest feels tight, his heart races. So he did what he does best, pushing people away.
But Luhan isn’t like everyone else, as Sehun finds out when the smaller boy corners him into an unoccupied closet later that afternoon, pleading to know the reason behind his earlier actions. Uh-oh. Let it be known that Oh Sehun is no longer responsible for whatever may happen behind closed doors.
[BaekLu as boys fighting over Lady Sehun and Sehun ends up choosing Lu xD - sehun/luhan, fluff, romance, g, 525 words]
BaekLu as boys fighting over Lady Sehun and Sehun ends up choosing Lu xD - ***just a note, I used Sehuna in the original drabble but I’m switching it to Sehee =) Personal preference lol
Sehee was a babe, there was no question about it. With her long, bleached-blonde hair, milky-white legs that seemed to go on forever and a shy demeanour that just screamed to be protected, it was no surprise that there would be more than one suitor interested in her.
The numbers had dwindled down to two, the rest having been beaten down by the top two competitors of their internal competition to see who was best suited for Sehee. They were Baekhyun and Luhan, both flower boys in their own right. Both had the looks, but they contrasted in personality like the night and day.
Baekhyun had the brains and the wit. Luhan on the other hand, he was athletic and a social butterfly that could make anyone like him. As the last two standing, they decided that there was really no other way but to let Sehee choose for herself, once and for all. Having a brawl in front of their object of affection didn’t exactly seem like the best of ideas, having been suggested by a few of the brutes that dared to think themselves worthy of Sehee.
So they leave a letter in her locker, asking her to meet them (they don’t say who, just us) at the tree behind the school building. When she comes, she’s surprised to see two people, but she smiles nonetheless.
“Hi, Baekhyun, Luhan,” she says in a small voice, eyes lingering on Luhan. “What’s up?”
“We both like you, Sehee,” the reply in unison, taking their hands from behind their backs, offering bouquets to Sehee.
Luhan spoke first, “I picked pink peonies, because they’re delicate and cute, just like you. And they match your skin perfectly when you blush, just like that.” He chuckles, biting his lips nervously as Sehee stands there, the blush on her cheeks blooming like the flowers in his hands.
“I chose yellow daffodils, because they’re warm and happy, just like you. You are my sun that lights up the days,” continues Baekhyun, coughing slightly to get her attention on to him. It didn’t escape his notice, how her eyes flickered to Luhan every few seconds.
“So… Do I have to choose?” asks Sehee, eyes flickering between the two bouquets, a decision forming in her mind.
“Yes,” Luhan breaths, anxiety creeping up on him as he awaits her decision. He can feel Baekhyun sighing beside him, but why? It wasn’t over until Sehuna spoke…
“I’m sorry…” Luhan holds his breath as he waits for the name that is on the tip of her tongue. “Baekhyun. I really am sorry but--”
“Yeah, I kind of knew haha.” Baekhyun laughs humourlessly, bitterness edging his tone. “I wish you all the best, Sehee, you too, Luhan.” Baekhyun walks away quickly, handing the bouquet to a small girl with black hair and the largest eyes and prettiest heart-shaped lips.
Luhan turnas back to face Sehee, who has her arms stretched towards him. “They’re for me, aren’t they?” She giggles happily when Luhan hands her the flowers, playing with the pink petals.
And the two just stand there, shyly glancing at each other with identical grins.
[Royal!AU Luhan and sehun living in their palace as a married couple *0* - fluff, g, sehun/luhan, 350 words]
Royal!AU Luhan and sehun living in their palace as a married couple *0*
When the royal family added Prince Luhan to their family tree, just days after Prince Sehun came of age, the villagers in the town had assumed that they had adopted Luhan, for one reason or another. The truth is, Luhan had become part of the family, but not as Sehun’s older brother. Prince Luhan was married to Prince Sehun, having promised each other since they were little kids, who knew nothing of status quo, and the responsibility of marrying another royal. The family saw this in Sehun, so they groomed little Luhan into the perfect Prince, made for the life of the future-king’s partner.
--
“Morning, my princess,” whispers Sehun, placing a kiss on the forehead of the smaller male in his arms.
“I’m not a princess,” grumbles Luhan, turning around so that his back is towards Sehun. “No more kisses for you.”
“Aww, don’t be like that, sweetheart,” coos Sehun, easily flipping him over again. “I know you like my kisses more than you like breakfast, so come here and get some,” he adds cheekily, loving the way Luhan blushes, not denying his words.
He starts placing feathery kisses onto Luhan’s lips, one after another. Luhan tries to remain unmoved, pouty at first, but he soon succumbs and starts kissing back.
“See, I knew you’d come around,” chuckles Sehun happily, pulling Luhan so that he was on top of him.
“Sehun--”
Suddenly there was a knock at the door, and Sehun frowns. “Come on in.” He sighs before letting Luhan scramble to sit beside him, not so subtly glaring at the poor maid who brought them their breakfast. She left quickly, noticing how Sehun had his arms around Luhan, whose boush still hadn’t receded.
“Too bad I couldn’t give you more kisses before breakfast.”
“Well, we can feed each other kisses in between bites… Can’t we?” Luhan mumbles, looking down at the food in front of him, cheeks as red as the tomatoes in the omelette. Sehun’s mildly surprised at Luhan’s boldness this early, but takes up his princess’ offer, starting off the day with his favourite meal, Luhan.
[Sehun and girl!luhan beach date :3 - sehun/luhan, romance, pg, 258 words]
Sehun and girl!luhan beach date :3
This was the day that they had been waiting for, the first day of summer. Sehun and Lulu had booked a small cabin by the beach, ready to spend two months of sand and sun together.
They were already on the beach, Lulu in her new bikini that Sehun had helped to pick out just the week before (the things that went on in the store’s changing room… Well, that’s for another story). Sehun had a pair of matching board shorts on, a sort of deterrent for any stray eyes that may wander over his girlfriend’s body. It was a clear sign that they were together, although their forever interlinked hands was probably a dead giveaway.
Luhan had made a simple basket, full of Sehun’s favourites; an assortment of sandwiches, a few bananas, and sweet desserts. As they settled down after their walk, to a more secluded area of the beach, and laid down their things, Sehun sits down on the mat.
“Come sit, babe,” he says, patting the free space on his lap. Luhan blushes, but plops herself down anyway, it’s not like there were many people watching them.
They sit like that as they eat, not using their own hands to eat, but instead feed each other and occasionally give each other affectionate pecks on the lips instead of feeding food. They spend the afternoon like that, only entering the water after finishing all the food at leisurely pace.
They floated besides each other, watching the sun set, the orange and red hues dyeing the skies.
[Can you do photographer!sehun and adorable model!luhan? *u* - sehun/luhan, g, fluff, 305 words]
Can you do photographer!sehun and adorable model!luhan? *u*
Sehun snaps away, the flash of the camera hurting Luhan’s eyes, but he’s used to it. Growing up as a child model, he had graced the covers of magazines dressed up in cute little outfits, transitioning to teenage fashion by the time he moved onto highschool. But even as his style changed, there was one constant in his model life.
Sehun, who somehow managed to be his photographer in every single shoot. Don’t ask him how, or why, but it was always the case, Sehun giving him a small smile, and a pat on the head before starting. Luhan had been surprised at first, and wondered if no other photographer wanted to work with him.
However, it also made him happy. Having Sehun… it was like Luhna didn’t need to pose for a magazine, for a photoshoot. It was like he was trying to make Sehun see him through the viewfinder of the camera, see right through him.
“Oka, we’re done for the day. Nice work as always, Han.” Sehun does a final check of the pictures before putting his camera away. Luhan gets swarmed by people, dragging him away to get changed.
This always happens. Every time, he would gather his courage to go up to Sehun, to try and talk to him outside of work. Yes, in actual fact, Luhan had barely talked to Sehun; he had probably shown more poses, more expressions, more of his body than he had his words.
But maybe one day it would change, when the shy Luhan breaks out of his cocoon to become and even more beautiful butterfly. At least, that’s what Sehun believes, as he chuckles to himself, watching Luhan sigh loudly as he got dragged away, his wistful glances towards his photographer not as subtle as he thought they were.
[kids!au where Chanyeol puts a worm in Baek’s hair pls bc he likes baek and thought worms would be a gr8 way to express his love - humour, fluff, baekhyun/chanyeol, junmyeon, g, 519 words]
kids!au where Chanyeol puts a worm in Baek’s hair pls bc he likes baek and thought worms would be a gr8 way to express his love
Sometimes - more like all the time - Junmyeon questions his sanity when he decided to become a primary teacher. At times like this, when two kids are wailing by his sides, each pulling at opposite ends of his shirt to gain his attention, he wants to go back in time and slap some sense to his past self. Who cares about an endless road to getting that PhD, anything would be better than getting snot in his pants every single day and feeling the horrible thrumming of a headache that never seems to go away.
He faces the two crying children by his feet, patting both on the head. But when he feels something crawling on his right hand, he barely suppresses the urge to scream.
"Baekhyun! Why are there worms in your hair?" he all but shrieks, shaking his hand free of the wriggling worms. He wants to puke, but it doesn't seem responsible in front of the children. And to top it all off, Baekhyun cries even harder, shaking his head desperately.
"Mr. Kim! Chanyeol put the worms in my hair and he laughed at me!" he weeps, rubbing his nose at the hem of Junmyeon's white shirt. Ew.
Junmyeon turns to face Chanyeol, who's silently sniffling into his left side, frizzy hair tickling Junmyeon's abdomen.
"Chanyeol--"
"I didn't mean to make him cry!" bursts Chanyeol, tears rapidly falling down his cheeks. It was clear he felt guilty, and Junmyeon sighed.
"Why did you put worms in his hair, Chanyeol? Baekhyun doesn't seem happy at all--" Junmyeon stops when he sees the horrified look on Chanyeol's face, and he tries to take back what he said. "I mean, why did you think it would make him happy?"
"I thought it'd make him happy, I promise! I just wanted to give him the same hairstyle as me, so we could be buddies..."
"... By putting worms in his hair?" Junmyeon couldn't see the logic.
"Yes!" Chanyeol exclaims, pointing to his own. "My mum did something to it, and it looks like worms to me!" In fact, Mrs. Park had permed her son's hair, giving him a lion's mane, although her son seemed to think otherwise.
"Well, Chanyeol, why don't you ask your mum to do Baekhyun's hair too? You'd like that won't you, Baekhyun?"
"No more worms?" the smaller boy asks, peeking at Chanyeol whilst biting his bottom lip nervously.
"No more worms." Junmyeon promises on Chanyeol's behalf, and he prays that Chanyeol gets the message.
"Okay..." agrees Baekhyun, but he remains hidden on the other side to Chanyeol, refusing to let go of Junmyeon just yet.
Chanyeol cheers, wiping his nose with finality on the only clean part of Junmyeon's shirt, reaching out sticky hands to hold onto Baekhyun's, dragging him away with cries of 'We can do all sorts of fun stuff, without worms!, at my house~' whilst Baekhyun looked mildly terrified at being forcibly led away from the school. For the nth time in the past hour, Junmyeon sighs before running after the hyper Chanyeol.
"NOT NOW CHANYEOL! ITS STILL SCHOOL TIME."
[Sehun sucking luhan off *u* - nc17, sehun/luhan, 302 words]
Sehun sucking luhan off *u*
Ever since Luhan saw their ad for that ice cream thingy, he's been dying for some alone time with a certain someone (he can't remember the contents of said advert very well, he was very preoccupied with that certain someone...)
The way that Sehun just engulfed that ice cream in one mouthful, it made Luhan shiver in anticipation as he thought about what else Sehun could take whole.
That curiosity was sated the next time he saw Sehun, who had come to him whining, "Hyung... I'm hungry."
"Want a little treat?" asks Luhan, smirking at Sehun's confused expression.
"What is it?"
"Come closer to hyung and reach out for what you want most," Luhan teases, eyes flickering to Sehun's pink tongue as it darts out to wet his lips.
Sehun seemed to finally grasp the situation, crumpling to his knees and shifting forwards to bury himself at Luhan's crotch. Without wasting time, Sehun pulled down Luhan's pants, and was met with a half-hard cock in his face. He licks a long stripe on the underside, reaching out to grope Luhan's ass, pulling him in closer. Luhan's eyes flutter shut, a breathy moan escaping his lips.
"C'mon Sehun, I know you can do better than that, we've all seen you gobbling down your food like you've been starving for weeks. And I know you've been starved of my cock for so long already."
Sehun's eyes glint with mischief as he looks up to meet Luhan's gaze. "Well then, let me have my full course meal of Luhan to sate my appetite."
Suffice to say, Luhan found out just how big Sehun's mouth really is, and his skills of licking with that sinful tongue of his; whilst Sehun discovered that he liked the taste of Luhan over any ice cream he has to endorse.
[sehun who wants to go out on a date with luhan but can't ask him bc he has no balls - pg-13 for language, sehun/luhan, jongin, fluff, humour, 271 words]
sehun who wants to go out on a date with luhan but can't ask him bc he has no balls
"Dude, you're drooling." Jongin looks at his best friend disapprovingly, handing him a tissue.
"N-no I'm not!" refuts Sehun, but he takes the tissue anyway, wiping away at the corner of his lips. It comes away wet. "Fuck."
"Yep, you're fucked."
"Thanks for that, Jongin."
"Until you fuck him that is," finishes Jongin with a smirk.
"But--" Sehun is about to list all the reasons why he can't simply ask out the football stud from the seniors to go on a date with himself, number one reason being that Sehun's more into books, a nerd you may say.
"But you have no balls, oh yeah..." sighs Jongin.
"What the actual fuck?"
"Although I'm sure Luhan will have enough spare balls, I mean he kicks them every day!" Jongin cracks up at his own joke, laughing maniacally as he leaves Sehun alone (to drool over Luhan some more)
--
It did happen one day, but not how he had expected. He'd been watching Luhan pratise (stalking him more like) whilst pretending to do some homework on the bleachers. Out of nowhere, (yes, just like in those cliched shoujo mangas that Oh Sehun obviously does not read), the football whacks him on the head, sending him reeling back at the force. An apologetic Luhan had bounded over, apologizing profusely as he runs his fingertips across Sehun's forehead to check for any damage (he might have been worried by the sudden drooling that Sehun was doing...)
"I'm so sorry! How about I make it up to you over dinner?"
And that is how, Sehun never got the balls to ask Luhan for dinner~
[chanbaek with gEEKBAEKHYUN HAHAHAHAHA AND CHANYEOL WHO BOTHERS HIM PLS - fluff, humour, chanyeol/baekhyun, 338 words]
chanbaek with gEEKBAEKHYUN HAHAHAHAHA AND CHANYEOL WHO BOTHERS HIM PLS
"What's eight minus two?" They had just finished their maths tests, and had their papers returned to check through their mistakes. Chanyeol was flipping through the paper half-heartedly, caring more that he was going to be murdered by the basketball coach for missing practise later because he had missed the passing grade by one measly mark. But the boy had suddenly stopped, scrunching up his eyebrows in confusion.
"Chanyeol, what kind of dumb question is that?" His seatmate, unfortunate soul by the name of Baekhyun, turned to him with raised eyebrows, pushing his glasses further up his nose.
"Baek, just answer me please!" whines Chanyeol, childishly bumping shoulders with the smaller.
"It's six. And how many times have I told you not to call me that, or get too close? We're not even friends." Baekhyun grimaces, pushing the curlyhead away.
"Thank you so much, Baek!" declares Chanyeol, shoving his test paper in Baekhyun's face. "You just got me my passing mark!" he says gleefully, fist pumping the air.
"Dude, not only are you stupid, you're also blind." Baekhyun takes the paper from the taller's hands, shoving it right back in the latter's face.
"Huh?"
"That says eight divided by two... not minus. You see those two little dots? One above and one below the line?" Baekhyun even points to the sign in question, stabbing the paper with his dainty finger.
"..."
"Now stop bothering me." Baekhyun returns the paper, only to find teary eyes super close to his face. "Woah, what are you doing?"
"Help me..." wails Chanyeol, calling the attention of everyone in the room. "Coach is going to kill me!"
"Easy there, big guy, no need to cry..." Baekhyun was panicking. He was a nerd through and through, how would he know how to deal with a blubbering mess? "Just... err..."
"Hehe."
"Wait. PARK CHANYEOL."
"Sorry, it was too fun messing with you, seeing you paninc," laughs Chanyeol, dropping his facade. Baekhyun groans, slumping down onto the table with a 'fuck you'. Chanyeol just laughs harder.
[gangster!luhan who falls in love with the nerdy!sehun who is bullied by everyone - pg-13 for language, slight?angst, sehun/luhan, 482 words]
gangster!luhan who falls in love with the nerdy!sehun who is bullied by everyone
Luhan's never really paid attention to the tall, lanky classmate of his who walked around with his shoulders hunched, glasses threatening to slip from the bridge of his nose which is usually hidden within the pages of thick books. He was too busy going around treating others like punchbags, making sure that they knew that he was the one in charge in their petty hierarchy of highschool life. He had never stopped any of the ohers from pummelling said boy, he had no reason to. Not until he thought that enough was enough, which was when he would break it up.
"Sehuna~ why won't you look me in the eyes?" This day was no different, and Luhan has no thoughts of interfering as he spots Jongin cornering Sehun into an empty corridor, arms either side of the taller boy. "Look at me!" But something snapped within Luhan. His curiousity got the better of him, and he jumped in between Jongin's ready fist and a shivering Sehun.
"Scamper. Out." Luhans voice was sharp and to the point, Jongin giving him a scowl but moves away anyway, flipping him the finger as he stalks away.
"Thank you--"
"Shut up." Luhan cuts Sehun off, taking Jongin's position in front of Sehun, trapping him in. "Don't think I was being nice, I was just tired of seeing him mess around."
"Like every other time you've done the same, and just walked away without even touching a hair on my head?" Okay, Luhan was lying to himself when he said he never interfered. He always interfered.
"It's nothing."
"Are you sure about that, Luhan?" asks Sehun, looking down at him as he straightens to his full height.
"Wh-what are you talking about? And how can you look at me like that? Weren't you just about to shit yourself--"
"I was shaking from laughter, not fear. You're more naive than I thought; I may be a nerd, but I am no wimp."
"The why do you let them beat you up like this?" Luhan's shocked by the sudden change in Sehun's demeanour.
"I think the better question is: why don't you let them?"
"Don't turn this. You don't know me. I'm nothing."
Sehun's expression turns contemplative, and Luhan wants to punch him so bad. "Did you know?" Sehun smiles gently. "Anything divided by zero is infinity.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" growls Luhan. "Don't try to make me a nerd like you."
"It means that I know that there's an infinity of possibilies for you. That there's a Luhan that's worth getting to know." Sehun is still smiling, and Luhan doesn't know if he still wants to punch the brat's face, or to cry.
And maybe it was something that he ate that morning, but Sehun's words got through to him, and he found himself thinking, 'Someone who deserves a person like you?'
[Sehun who goes to the library everyday after school to spy -stalk- his very cute classmate Luhan *v* - fluff, g, sehun/luhan, 309 words]
Sehun who goes to the library everyday after school to spy -stalk- his very cute classmate Luhan *v*
For a tall boy like himself, stealthily hiding behind book shelves was not the easiest of tasks. But he did it anyway, all for a glimpse of the cutest being alive (in his eyes at least) called Luhan.
Luhan, his classmate who sits all the way on the opposite side of the classroom, eyes focused on the teacher ahead. Sehun wonders if he should be paying attention too, but Luhan seems more important than exams at the moments (as always).
He discreetly reaches for the book in front of him, pretending to flip through it as he peeks through the gap he’s just created. Through it, he can make out Luhan’s head of blonde hair, reflecting the sunlight from the window beside him. He can see Luhan furrowing his eyebrows in the most adorable fashion, probably having some difficulties with whatever he’s reading. He resists the urge to giggle, letting his chin rest on the bookshelf, staring dreamily as Luhan fist pumps the air silently, probably solving whatever it was he was stuck on.
Suddenly. Luhan meets his gaze, arm dropping back to his side as he tilts his head at Sehun. Sehun gasps, clumsily shoving the book back and crumpling to his knees. His breathing is erratic, he’s just been caught! He hears footsteps. and he can’t help but crawl further into the row of books, hoping to God that it wasn’t Luhan coming after him.
“Hello?” Oh God. That voice. The voice of his (wet) dreams. “Hello? Oh. Sehun?”
“Shit,” Sehun whispers under his breath. He slowly turns around, looking up at a confused Luhan.
“Did you need something? You were staring…”
“I-- Uhm-- It’s nothing!”
“Oh okay… Why don’t you come sit next to me instead of on the floor?”
“Huh? O-okay!”
And that is how Sehun got a super HD close-up of his adorable crush.
[Sehun is always cold and rude when Luhan talks to him.. But there;s a reason behind that and Lulu is too oblivious to notice uuhuhu - sehun/luhan, g, fluff, 482 words]
Sehun is always cold and rude when Luhan talks to him.. But there;s a reason behind that and Lulu is too oblivious to notice uuhuhu
Luhan always makes sure to be friendly, because that’s what Mama Lu taught him from a very young age. So when he gets put next to the ice prince - Sehun - Luhan doesn’t let that faze him.
“Hi!” he greets happily, turning to face the stoic boy beside him. “I hope we’ll have fun this semester as seat mates~”
There’s no response from Sehun, and Luhan feels his smile faltering, but he quickly catches himself. “So… You don’t talk much, huh?” Luhan laughs, albeit a little awkwardly.
“Nope.” Sehun responds with a curt answer, his tone clearly showing his displeasure. Luhan is confused, what did he even do to this boy?
“Oh… Well, that’s okay, I can talk for the both of us!” Luhan playfully nudges Sehun with his shoulder, only for the taller to move away like he was the plague itself.
“Can you please be quiet? Your voice…”
“Ah… Sorry, my mum always tells me to be a little quieter when I speak, says I scare everyone off.”
“...”
“How about your mum? What’s she like?” asks Luhan, trying to start a proper conversation.
“I don’t want to tell you about my family,” snaps Sehun.
“Oh… I’m sorry, I’m prying… My mum said that I do that too much.”
“Does your mum tell you to leave people alone if they tell you to?”
“Huh?”
“I don’t want to talk, I want to be alone.”
“But-- I can’t just get up, the teacher will scold me.” Luhan frowns, why did Sehun seem to hate him so much?
“FIne, I’ll move.” Sehun gets up abruptly, moving to sit beside Jongin with a big sigh. He ignores the complaints of the teacher, who begrudgingly let’s him do as he pleases, placing Kyungsoo in Sehun’s old seat.
“Did I do something to Sehun?” wonders Luhan, turning to face his close friend.
“He’s just being an ass, it’s not you,” comforts Kyungsoo.
--
Little did they know the true reason behind Sehun’s behaviour. Sehun, well, he wasn’t used to showing emotions, a complete opposite of Luhan who was like an open book. Sehun doesn’t know how to deal with feelings and a feeling as complicated as a crush is enough to make him shrink into himself. So when the teacher put him beside Luhan, the very person he had been secretly crushing on, Sehun panicked. He couldn’t handle being so close to the object of his dreams, and he needed space to breathe. When he’s around Luhan, his chest feels tight, his heart races. So he did what he does best, pushing people away.
But Luhan isn’t like everyone else, as Sehun finds out when the smaller boy corners him into an unoccupied closet later that afternoon, pleading to know the reason behind his earlier actions. Uh-oh. Let it be known that Oh Sehun is no longer responsible for whatever may happen behind closed doors.
[BaekLu as boys fighting over Lady Sehun and Sehun ends up choosing Lu xD - sehun/luhan, fluff, romance, g, 525 words]
BaekLu as boys fighting over Lady Sehun and Sehun ends up choosing Lu xD - ***just a note, I used Sehuna in the original drabble but I’m switching it to Sehee =) Personal preference lol
Sehee was a babe, there was no question about it. With her long, bleached-blonde hair, milky-white legs that seemed to go on forever and a shy demeanour that just screamed to be protected, it was no surprise that there would be more than one suitor interested in her.
The numbers had dwindled down to two, the rest having been beaten down by the top two competitors of their internal competition to see who was best suited for Sehee. They were Baekhyun and Luhan, both flower boys in their own right. Both had the looks, but they contrasted in personality like the night and day.
Baekhyun had the brains and the wit. Luhan on the other hand, he was athletic and a social butterfly that could make anyone like him. As the last two standing, they decided that there was really no other way but to let Sehee choose for herself, once and for all. Having a brawl in front of their object of affection didn’t exactly seem like the best of ideas, having been suggested by a few of the brutes that dared to think themselves worthy of Sehee.
So they leave a letter in her locker, asking her to meet them (they don’t say who, just us) at the tree behind the school building. When she comes, she’s surprised to see two people, but she smiles nonetheless.
“Hi, Baekhyun, Luhan,” she says in a small voice, eyes lingering on Luhan. “What’s up?”
“We both like you, Sehee,” the reply in unison, taking their hands from behind their backs, offering bouquets to Sehee.
Luhan spoke first, “I picked pink peonies, because they’re delicate and cute, just like you. And they match your skin perfectly when you blush, just like that.” He chuckles, biting his lips nervously as Sehee stands there, the blush on her cheeks blooming like the flowers in his hands.
“I chose yellow daffodils, because they’re warm and happy, just like you. You are my sun that lights up the days,” continues Baekhyun, coughing slightly to get her attention on to him. It didn’t escape his notice, how her eyes flickered to Luhan every few seconds.
“So… Do I have to choose?” asks Sehee, eyes flickering between the two bouquets, a decision forming in her mind.
“Yes,” Luhan breaths, anxiety creeping up on him as he awaits her decision. He can feel Baekhyun sighing beside him, but why? It wasn’t over until Sehuna spoke…
“I’m sorry…” Luhan holds his breath as he waits for the name that is on the tip of her tongue. “Baekhyun. I really am sorry but--”
“Yeah, I kind of knew haha.” Baekhyun laughs humourlessly, bitterness edging his tone. “I wish you all the best, Sehee, you too, Luhan.” Baekhyun walks away quickly, handing the bouquet to a small girl with black hair and the largest eyes and prettiest heart-shaped lips.
Luhan turnas back to face Sehee, who has her arms stretched towards him. “They’re for me, aren’t they?” She giggles happily when Luhan hands her the flowers, playing with the pink petals.
And the two just stand there, shyly glancing at each other with identical grins.
[Royal!AU Luhan and sehun living in their palace as a married couple *0* - fluff, g, sehun/luhan, 350 words]
Royal!AU Luhan and sehun living in their palace as a married couple *0*
When the royal family added Prince Luhan to their family tree, just days after Prince Sehun came of age, the villagers in the town had assumed that they had adopted Luhan, for one reason or another. The truth is, Luhan had become part of the family, but not as Sehun’s older brother. Prince Luhan was married to Prince Sehun, having promised each other since they were little kids, who knew nothing of status quo, and the responsibility of marrying another royal. The family saw this in Sehun, so they groomed little Luhan into the perfect Prince, made for the life of the future-king’s partner.
--
“Morning, my princess,” whispers Sehun, placing a kiss on the forehead of the smaller male in his arms.
“I’m not a princess,” grumbles Luhan, turning around so that his back is towards Sehun. “No more kisses for you.”
“Aww, don’t be like that, sweetheart,” coos Sehun, easily flipping him over again. “I know you like my kisses more than you like breakfast, so come here and get some,” he adds cheekily, loving the way Luhan blushes, not denying his words.
He starts placing feathery kisses onto Luhan’s lips, one after another. Luhan tries to remain unmoved, pouty at first, but he soon succumbs and starts kissing back.
“See, I knew you’d come around,” chuckles Sehun happily, pulling Luhan so that he was on top of him.
“Sehun--”
Suddenly there was a knock at the door, and Sehun frowns. “Come on in.” He sighs before letting Luhan scramble to sit beside him, not so subtly glaring at the poor maid who brought them their breakfast. She left quickly, noticing how Sehun had his arms around Luhan, whose boush still hadn’t receded.
“Too bad I couldn’t give you more kisses before breakfast.”
“Well, we can feed each other kisses in between bites… Can’t we?” Luhan mumbles, looking down at the food in front of him, cheeks as red as the tomatoes in the omelette. Sehun’s mildly surprised at Luhan’s boldness this early, but takes up his princess’ offer, starting off the day with his favourite meal, Luhan.
[Sehun and girl!luhan beach date :3 - sehun/luhan, romance, pg, 258 words]
Sehun and girl!luhan beach date :3
This was the day that they had been waiting for, the first day of summer. Sehun and Lulu had booked a small cabin by the beach, ready to spend two months of sand and sun together.
They were already on the beach, Lulu in her new bikini that Sehun had helped to pick out just the week before (the things that went on in the store’s changing room… Well, that’s for another story). Sehun had a pair of matching board shorts on, a sort of deterrent for any stray eyes that may wander over his girlfriend’s body. It was a clear sign that they were together, although their forever interlinked hands was probably a dead giveaway.
Luhan had made a simple basket, full of Sehun’s favourites; an assortment of sandwiches, a few bananas, and sweet desserts. As they settled down after their walk, to a more secluded area of the beach, and laid down their things, Sehun sits down on the mat.
“Come sit, babe,” he says, patting the free space on his lap. Luhan blushes, but plops herself down anyway, it’s not like there were many people watching them.
They sit like that as they eat, not using their own hands to eat, but instead feed each other and occasionally give each other affectionate pecks on the lips instead of feeding food. They spend the afternoon like that, only entering the water after finishing all the food at leisurely pace.
They floated besides each other, watching the sun set, the orange and red hues dyeing the skies.
[Can you do photographer!sehun and adorable model!luhan? *u* - sehun/luhan, g, fluff, 305 words]
Can you do photographer!sehun and adorable model!luhan? *u*
Sehun snaps away, the flash of the camera hurting Luhan’s eyes, but he’s used to it. Growing up as a child model, he had graced the covers of magazines dressed up in cute little outfits, transitioning to teenage fashion by the time he moved onto highschool. But even as his style changed, there was one constant in his model life.
Sehun, who somehow managed to be his photographer in every single shoot. Don’t ask him how, or why, but it was always the case, Sehun giving him a small smile, and a pat on the head before starting. Luhan had been surprised at first, and wondered if no other photographer wanted to work with him.
However, it also made him happy. Having Sehun… it was like Luhna didn’t need to pose for a magazine, for a photoshoot. It was like he was trying to make Sehun see him through the viewfinder of the camera, see right through him.
“Oka, we’re done for the day. Nice work as always, Han.” Sehun does a final check of the pictures before putting his camera away. Luhan gets swarmed by people, dragging him away to get changed.
This always happens. Every time, he would gather his courage to go up to Sehun, to try and talk to him outside of work. Yes, in actual fact, Luhan had barely talked to Sehun; he had probably shown more poses, more expressions, more of his body than he had his words.
But maybe one day it would change, when the shy Luhan breaks out of his cocoon to become and even more beautiful butterfly. At least, that’s what Sehun believes, as he chuckles to himself, watching Luhan sigh loudly as he got dragged away, his wistful glances towards his photographer not as subtle as he thought they were.
[kids!au where Chanyeol puts a worm in Baek’s hair pls bc he likes baek and thought worms would be a gr8 way to express his love - humour, fluff, baekhyun/chanyeol, junmyeon, g, 519 words]
kids!au where Chanyeol puts a worm in Baek’s hair pls bc he likes baek and thought worms would be a gr8 way to express his love
Sometimes - more like all the time - Junmyeon questions his sanity when he decided to become a primary teacher. At times like this, when two kids are wailing by his sides, each pulling at opposite ends of his shirt to gain his attention, he wants to go back in time and slap some sense to his past self. Who cares about an endless road to getting that PhD, anything would be better than getting snot in his pants every single day and feeling the horrible thrumming of a headache that never seems to go away.
He faces the two crying children by his feet, patting both on the head. But when he feels something crawling on his right hand, he barely suppresses the urge to scream.
"Baekhyun! Why are there worms in your hair?" he all but shrieks, shaking his hand free of the wriggling worms. He wants to puke, but it doesn't seem responsible in front of the children. And to top it all off, Baekhyun cries even harder, shaking his head desperately.
"Mr. Kim! Chanyeol put the worms in my hair and he laughed at me!" he weeps, rubbing his nose at the hem of Junmyeon's white shirt. Ew.
Junmyeon turns to face Chanyeol, who's silently sniffling into his left side, frizzy hair tickling Junmyeon's abdomen.
"Chanyeol--"
"I didn't mean to make him cry!" bursts Chanyeol, tears rapidly falling down his cheeks. It was clear he felt guilty, and Junmyeon sighed.
"Why did you put worms in his hair, Chanyeol? Baekhyun doesn't seem happy at all--" Junmyeon stops when he sees the horrified look on Chanyeol's face, and he tries to take back what he said. "I mean, why did you think it would make him happy?"
"I thought it'd make him happy, I promise! I just wanted to give him the same hairstyle as me, so we could be buddies..."
"... By putting worms in his hair?" Junmyeon couldn't see the logic.
"Yes!" Chanyeol exclaims, pointing to his own. "My mum did something to it, and it looks like worms to me!" In fact, Mrs. Park had permed her son's hair, giving him a lion's mane, although her son seemed to think otherwise.
"Well, Chanyeol, why don't you ask your mum to do Baekhyun's hair too? You'd like that won't you, Baekhyun?"
"No more worms?" the smaller boy asks, peeking at Chanyeol whilst biting his bottom lip nervously.
"No more worms." Junmyeon promises on Chanyeol's behalf, and he prays that Chanyeol gets the message.
"Okay..." agrees Baekhyun, but he remains hidden on the other side to Chanyeol, refusing to let go of Junmyeon just yet.
Chanyeol cheers, wiping his nose with finality on the only clean part of Junmyeon's shirt, reaching out sticky hands to hold onto Baekhyun's, dragging him away with cries of 'We can do all sorts of fun stuff, without worms!, at my house~' whilst Baekhyun looked mildly terrified at being forcibly led away from the school. For the nth time in the past hour, Junmyeon sighs before running after the hyper Chanyeol.
"NOT NOW CHANYEOL! ITS STILL SCHOOL TIME."