I'm even boring when naughty...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I stole __vintagebomb's purse (-30 points). Last month I bought porn for feigningintrest (10 points). In June I put money in divine31's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I gave lennanightrun a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-19 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
akashathekitty