Wait... who are you? Who am I? Are those even my pants?

Sep 21, 2012 22:17

On the phone with the SWTOR Customer Service to remove my mobile authenticator:

Maz: They want to talk to you!

Me: Blargh! (I get him to do that shit for a reason.)

Customer Rep: So, I understand you want to remove your Mobile Security Key?

Me: Um, yeah, because it's not my mobile any longer. (I gave that phone to Maz six months ago and I haven't wanted to play SWTOR since because getting his phone to authenticate is a damn hassle and the alternative was calling the UK - which Maz did just now.)

Customer Rep: Okay, I understand. I have to ask you a few questions to verify. What was the name of your first boyfriend?

Me: Err...

Maz: ?

Me: [in Danish] She's asking me the name of my first boyfriend! I filled that in? O_O

Customer Rep: Okay, let's try another one. [Asks two questions that I reply to.] Okay. Would you like Maz to be authorized to handle your account?

Me: Uhh... Yeah. I live with him and we have two kids. Stealing my SWTOR account is the least he can do to me.

Customer Rep: *cracks up* Okay, you can put him back on the phone now.

... Frankly I'm surprised she didn't crack up at the fact that I don't remember the name of my first boyfriend. Maybe she thought I didn't want to say in front of Maz or that I didn't understand the question, idk... but... hmm... I think I worked out who it was now. My boyfriend, I mean.

Did I ever mention that I have a shit memory? I do. Seriously shit. Besides, my first two boyfriends were my friends for a long time first so I knew them at the same time (although I swear I dated them separately haha). I wonder if she'd have been more or less amused at me taking a couple of stabs at what it might say under First Boyfriend. >_>

cuz i'm so damn professional, wtf is she on about?, mazvn, swtor

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