Hahaha!
I picked up a bunch of yard signs from the Midland County Democratic Headquarters yesterday. Mom was spending the night at Aunt Sue's house, so she didn't see them until early this afternoon, when she came home. First thing she said to me was,
"Why do you have a sign for that horrible old man, Levin? Do you know what he stands for?"
"Um... he's a Democrat and he's pro-choice?" was my response.
"YES! He's VERY pro-choice! Plus, he's old and crusty and been in the government way too long," says she, leaving me wide open to respond...
"Hmmm... old, crusty and been in the government too long. Sounds just like McCain."
"Why do you have a sign for that horrible old man, Levin? Do you know what he stands for?"
"Um... he's a Democrat and he's pro-choice?" was my response.
"YES! He's VERY pro-choice! Plus, he's old and crusty and been in the government way too long," says she, leaving me wide open to respond...
"Hmmm... old, crusty and been in the government too long. Sounds just like McCain."