(Wo)Man (me) vs. Beasts (piggies)- The Ultimate Fight
This evening I had to put on my armor, polish my weapons and concentrate with all my might because I was suddenly at war with the two most horrible beasts that ever walked the earth: Jalila the horrible and her brother Simsam the gruesome
After I had to make a few changes in their teritory (meaning cleaning their cage) the two fearless beasts (in general they are really un-fearless because they usually never walked more then 30cm away from their cage since I moved here 3 months ago) decided to strike back.
While Lila wandered around the wasteland (meaning my room) Sam first stayed back and guarded their castle (the cage and the blanket-cave I built them).
Goal was to conquer the holy land (the bed, or everything that is underneath because Lila was obsessed with going there)and I had to defend it.
First they tried distraction as a tactic by gnawing at the chair I have here, pulling out my white shirt from my closet and jumping on top of the huge cution that is lying on the floor.
When I held my possition Lila tried to attack left and right but I could stop her at the last second by sitting down on the floor in front of the bed. With Sam as backup she tried it again and again.
That caused her to just mirror my tactic and lie down directly oposite from me on the carpet and eyed me warily. She held her possition for 15 minutes with several attempts to attack in between but then the call of the cucumber was too strong and she went back to her kingdom.
Those two are cracking me up!
After I had to make a few changes in their teritory (meaning cleaning their cage) the two fearless beasts (in general they are really un-fearless because they usually never walked more then 30cm away from their cage since I moved here 3 months ago) decided to strike back.
While Lila wandered around the wasteland (meaning my room) Sam first stayed back and guarded their castle (the cage and the blanket-cave I built them).
Goal was to conquer the holy land (the bed, or everything that is underneath because Lila was obsessed with going there)and I had to defend it.
First they tried distraction as a tactic by gnawing at the chair I have here, pulling out my white shirt from my closet and jumping on top of the huge cution that is lying on the floor.
When I held my possition Lila tried to attack left and right but I could stop her at the last second by sitting down on the floor in front of the bed. With Sam as backup she tried it again and again.
That caused her to just mirror my tactic and lie down directly oposite from me on the carpet and eyed me warily. She held her possition for 15 minutes with several attempts to attack in between but then the call of the cucumber was too strong and she went back to her kingdom.
Those two are cracking me up!