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[akapeanut]

Oookay, I know I can overdo the drinks sometimes, but what the hell is this? I swear I was just going into Der Waffle Haus, you know, like usual? And then I’m in this…house? And who gave me this piece of shit? I don’t really need a blackberry, thanks, my job’s not really…like that

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[itsahotone]

More new people?

[akapeanut]

If by "new" you mean "dazed and confused", then yeah. I'm fucking new.

[itsahotone]

Yeah, well. Welcome to the party. It's like those parties thrown by a loser, and the loser's parents are going around offering you cups of punch with fruit floating in it. Then they suggest you play truth or dare and they'll take pictures of their baby's first big party.

In other words: it sucks.

[akapeanut]

Yeah, okay. So it's...hell in a cheesy mansion. Fine. What do we do here other than complain about it, Maria?

[itsahotone]

[Narrowing her eyes at you for that. :|]

Not much, Bland Blonde Girl number thirteen. The closets will give you almost anything you want, the kitchen does the same. Any time you get at all happy about your life here, something stupid will happen and you'll turn into a fish or have to fight off vampires or something.

[akapeanut]

I maybe blonde, but I'm not fucking stupid. Also, bland? Excuse me?

[She sticks her lips out.] Look at how puffy these lips are! They are pouty.

[itsahotone]

[Because that's the important part.]

I've seen poutier.

[akapeanut]

Whatever. They're plenty pouty and that's enough to make me not bland.

[Of course it is. >:|]

[itsahotone]

Sorry, but it's not. If there were more girls here, no one would even notice you, probably.

[akapeanut]

Well, excuse me, little miss insecure. Why do you even care?

[itsahotone]

I'm just keeping it real, new girl. Besides, you're the one obsessing over my calling you bland instead of all the other stuff I said. That's not my problem.

[akapeanut]

[Shit. She's got a point.]

Well...whatever, you seemed intent on picking on my personal appearance. Girl has to stand up for herself.

[Yup. That's it.]

[itsahotone]

Well, at least you have...some backbone, then. I guess. [Le shrug.]

[akapeanut]

So that's your message, then? This place sucks and you're ugly?

[itsahotone]

Aww. I never said that. I said bland, remember? [She's so helpful!]

[akapeanut]

Thanks for clarifying.

Was that all you wanted to say to me?