Drabbles for jubinee
Two Koyamaa-gen drabbles and then Ryo/Uchi. The first two PG the last PG-13?
NEWS badfic - Koyalazerbeam eyes
Koyama wakes up one morning to scratchy allergy eyes and a horribly stuffy nose; it's the worst he's felt in years and he wonders, absently, if this is how Shige feels when Nyanta decides he wants to rub up in Shige's face.
Koyama stumbles out of bed and bumps his way into the bathroom, fumbling in the cabinet through bleary eyes for the allergy medication Shige left last time he came over.
Medicine ingested and carrying a bottle of eye drops Koyama is ready to face the world.
He heads into work and everything is fine--although he thinks a few people recognize him because they keep staring at his face and it makes him a bit self-conscious, putting on his sunglasses seems to help and no one stares at him after that.
*
"Shige!" Koyama calls out and jogs to catch up to him.
"Koyama, are you okay?" Shige stares, eyes wide, and Koyama's hands fly up to his face, feeling around for some odd growth or deformity.
"What, why?" Koyama panics.
"It's just.. your eyes are just really bloodshot and--"
Koyama's eyes burn and hurt and he gapes at Shige's smoldering messenger bag until his vision blurs from his eyes watering and he can't see the twin charred circles burnt into the bag's strap anymore. Shige makes a half-astonished half-mournful sound, too shocked to speak.
The shoulder strap to his bag snaps and it hits the floor with a loud thunk.
"Shige," Koyama whimpers and Shige sighs.
NEWS badfic Koyalazerbeam eyes pt2
Shige clutches at the singed bits of his hair and makes a whimpering sound and Koyama starts tearing up, freaked out because what if he kills Shige next time.
"Koyama, wait, don't...stop crying!" Shige insists and shakes his arm. Tegoshi and Massu stand off to the side and watch, helpless.
"B-but I'm going to k-kill s-someone," Koyama wails and Ryo chooses that moment to walk in and Koyama's eyes burn a hole into the wall next to his head.
"What the fuck!" Ryo's voice squeaks and he drops his bag.
Yamapi jumps in and rubs circles into Koyama's back, "You'll be fine."
Koyama hiccups and Shige flails.
"What did you do?!" Ryo snaps at Shige.
"Nothing!" Shige's says vehemently and Koyama tears up more.
*
Koyama spends the day with his eye drops and a cool rag over his eyes (he burns through too many to count) but the symptoms seem to subside by the end of the day.
"Shige," Koyama frowns, "I ruined your hair."
"No, I think you made it not suck, actually," Ryo calls out from his sprawled position on the couch and Shige bristles but bites his lip and turns back to Koyama.
"It's fine," Shige grins, and tugs experimentally at strand of his hair.
Koyama laughs, "you suck at lying, Shige. But... thanks."
Ryo/Uchi in a Hello Kitty Love Hotel
“I can’t get it up when that is staring at me,” Ryo frowns up at the ceiling where Hello Kitty is smiling, innocently, and too cute down at him.
“Ignore it,” Uchi’s voice is incredibly whining and he goes back between Ryo’s legs.
“I can’t, what kind of sick fucks get off on this shit?” Ryo sits up and Uchi rolls his eyes after he pulls back.
“They’re getting off, at least. God, do it to me then,” Uchi is huffy as he shoves Ryo around. Uchi lies on his back and situates Ryo between his legs. Ryo rolls his eyes.
“You’re one of those sick fucks aren’t you?” Ryo is grumpy.
Uchi makes a frustrated sound. “No, but this was the last room left so stop complaining.”
Uchi shifts his hips up to make his point and Ryo, reluctantly, complies. Uchi’s eyes are squeezed shut but when he cracks them open to look at Ryo he sees the harmless Hello Kitty statue staring at him and it is seriously creepy.
Uchi tugs on Ryo’s hair and Ryo pulls back with a ‘what the hell?’ look.
“Okay, you’re right. Too creepy,” Uchi’s voice is still a bit breathless. Ryo looks smug.
NEWS badfic - Koyalazerbeam eyes
Koyama wakes up one morning to scratchy allergy eyes and a horribly stuffy nose; it's the worst he's felt in years and he wonders, absently, if this is how Shige feels when Nyanta decides he wants to rub up in Shige's face.
Koyama stumbles out of bed and bumps his way into the bathroom, fumbling in the cabinet through bleary eyes for the allergy medication Shige left last time he came over.
Medicine ingested and carrying a bottle of eye drops Koyama is ready to face the world.
He heads into work and everything is fine--although he thinks a few people recognize him because they keep staring at his face and it makes him a bit self-conscious, putting on his sunglasses seems to help and no one stares at him after that.
*
"Shige!" Koyama calls out and jogs to catch up to him.
"Koyama, are you okay?" Shige stares, eyes wide, and Koyama's hands fly up to his face, feeling around for some odd growth or deformity.
"What, why?" Koyama panics.
"It's just.. your eyes are just really bloodshot and--"
Koyama's eyes burn and hurt and he gapes at Shige's smoldering messenger bag until his vision blurs from his eyes watering and he can't see the twin charred circles burnt into the bag's strap anymore. Shige makes a half-astonished half-mournful sound, too shocked to speak.
The shoulder strap to his bag snaps and it hits the floor with a loud thunk.
"Shige," Koyama whimpers and Shige sighs.
NEWS badfic Koyalazerbeam eyes pt2
Shige clutches at the singed bits of his hair and makes a whimpering sound and Koyama starts tearing up, freaked out because what if he kills Shige next time.
"Koyama, wait, don't...stop crying!" Shige insists and shakes his arm. Tegoshi and Massu stand off to the side and watch, helpless.
"B-but I'm going to k-kill s-someone," Koyama wails and Ryo chooses that moment to walk in and Koyama's eyes burn a hole into the wall next to his head.
"What the fuck!" Ryo's voice squeaks and he drops his bag.
Yamapi jumps in and rubs circles into Koyama's back, "You'll be fine."
Koyama hiccups and Shige flails.
"What did you do?!" Ryo snaps at Shige.
"Nothing!" Shige's says vehemently and Koyama tears up more.
*
Koyama spends the day with his eye drops and a cool rag over his eyes (he burns through too many to count) but the symptoms seem to subside by the end of the day.
"Shige," Koyama frowns, "I ruined your hair."
"No, I think you made it not suck, actually," Ryo calls out from his sprawled position on the couch and Shige bristles but bites his lip and turns back to Koyama.
"It's fine," Shige grins, and tugs experimentally at strand of his hair.
Koyama laughs, "you suck at lying, Shige. But... thanks."
Ryo/Uchi in a Hello Kitty Love Hotel
“I can’t get it up when that is staring at me,” Ryo frowns up at the ceiling where Hello Kitty is smiling, innocently, and too cute down at him.
“Ignore it,” Uchi’s voice is incredibly whining and he goes back between Ryo’s legs.
“I can’t, what kind of sick fucks get off on this shit?” Ryo sits up and Uchi rolls his eyes after he pulls back.
“They’re getting off, at least. God, do it to me then,” Uchi is huffy as he shoves Ryo around. Uchi lies on his back and situates Ryo between his legs. Ryo rolls his eyes.
“You’re one of those sick fucks aren’t you?” Ryo is grumpy.
Uchi makes a frustrated sound. “No, but this was the last room left so stop complaining.”
Uchi shifts his hips up to make his point and Ryo, reluctantly, complies. Uchi’s eyes are squeezed shut but when he cracks them open to look at Ryo he sees the harmless Hello Kitty statue staring at him and it is seriously creepy.
Uchi tugs on Ryo’s hair and Ryo pulls back with a ‘what the hell?’ look.
“Okay, you’re right. Too creepy,” Uchi’s voice is still a bit breathless. Ryo looks smug.