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yoshi_x2 DRAMAtical Murder Amazon Bonus Drama CD
DRAMAtical Murder Stella Worth Bonus Drama CD
DRAMAtical Murder Animate Bonus Drama CD
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DRAMAtical Murder Amazon Bonus Drama CD
Here's the next DMMd store exclusive drama CD translation. I have the StellaWorth one coming right up. Amazon's CD is apparently a voiced version of some short stories previously published in B's Log. To call them short stories is an understatement really. If you've seen my post about the Animate CD you'll know that I've left Mink's story as a summary because well, Mink.
Koujaku Short Story
Aoba: Grandma, I’m home! What a tiring day… eh?
Koujaku: Yo, welcome back!
Aoba: Koujaku! What do you mean by “Welcome home”?
Koujaku: Then, “Good job today!”
Aoba: Why are you letting yourself into someone else’s room without permission?
Koujaku: Nothing new here, right?
Aoba: Well yeah, but… (Sigh)
Koujaku: Here we go.
Aoba: Hmm? Why’re you sitting next to me?
Koujaku: No reason~
Ren: Koujaku, regarding your greeting just now…
Koujaku: What about it, Ren?
Ren: Shouldn’t you first say “Pardon my intrusion”?
Koujaku: Heh?
Beni: What’re you on about?
Ren: Beni?
Beni: It’s so damn formal to say that now. Man, you’re such a wet blanket.
Koujaku: Beni’s so right, don’t you agree, Aoba? Ren’s words are so cold considering that we’re such good buddies!
Aoba: Who asked you to make yourself at home? (Smack)
Koujaku: Ouch! Oh right, Tae said that tonight’s dinner is meat and potato stew.
Aoba: So?
Koujaku: I’m joining in! After that-
Aoba: You’re gonna sleep over, right?
Koujaku: You got it, Aoba!
Aoba: Nothing new here. Actually, you should learn some restraint!
Koujaku: Someday.
Aoba: The heck’s that?
Koujaku: (Laughs)
Noiz Short Story
Aoba: When did boss say he’d be back? Oh, welcome- Eh, it’s you!
Noiz: Someone sure looks free.
Aoba: What’re you doing here? I never told you where I worked!
Noiz: I know pretty much all there is about you.
Aoba: Huh, does that mean you looked up my details? How did you do that?
Noiz: Hmm, that’s quite the assortment of manic stuff you’ve got there. Weird shop.
Aoba: You know, if you’re just here to bug me then leave.
Noiz: Of course not, I’ve got business here.
Aoba: In that case, get it over with and go home.
Noiz: I’ll do just that.
Aoba: W-What’re you doing? Let me go! Ghh-!
Noiz: Actually, never mind. (Lets him go)
Aoba: Huh? Wait! I don’t get him at all. (Sigh)
Mink Short Story
A minute and 23 seconds of Mink choking Aoba, threatening to smash his head and telling him that all he needs to do is follow his orders and that he doesn’t give a shit about Aoba’s thoughts or will. SIGH.
Clear Short Story
Aoba: Here, come in.
Clear: Thank you very much. Now then, pardon my intrusion into your room, Master~!
Aoba: Yeah.
Clear: Oh, that’s the balcony, isn’t it?
Aoba: Hey, what?
Clear: (Opens sliding door)
Aoba: What’re you doing on the blacony-
Clear: Heave-ho!
Aoba: Wha- Why are you climbing the roof!?
Clear: Hurry Master, I’ll show you the best spot!
Aoba: Best spot!? What’re you talking about?
Clear: Just come up already!
Aoba: Are we seriously going up there?
Clear: Yes! Your roof is a pretty good one!
Aoba: Why are you even doing that? Can you even judge a roof in the first place?
Clear: Of course! Hurry up, hurry up!
Aoba: (Climbs up) Feels like you could fall off any moment… Scary!
Clear: Master, over here! Over here! The best spot is right next to me!
Aoba: An oc-octopus cushion? Oh whatever…
Clear: How is it? Isn’t it great?
Aoba: What is?
Clear: You can hear all sorts of sounds from town gathering here. Don’t you think it’s wonderful?
Aoba: I don’t hear anything though.
Clear: Oh? You don’t seem very keen on this, Master. Could it be that… (shuffling through stuff) nope not this, not that, not this either… there it is! Would you have preferred this jellyfish cushion instead?
Aoba: Screw that, why do you even have all those things in your coat pockets!? That’s just strange!
Clear: It doesn’t have everything, only what I put inside.
Aoba: That’s not what I meant. (Sigh)
Clear: Oh I get it! What you meant was that you didn’t want a cushion, you wanted to lie on my lap instead!
Aoba: Huh?
Clear: In that case, you could’ve said so earlier! Oh you~
Aoba: Forget it. This is too much trouble, I don’t care anymore…
DRAMAtical Murder Stella Worth Bonus Drama CD
This was quite amusing. I'll do the Nitro Direct drama CD too. Eventually. Might not do it if someone's already translated it though (since it's a waste of effort), so let me know if you know of an existing one. I also plan on doing the ones for re:connect after I'm done playing it. Still have Koujaku, Ren and the secret stories to go.
Allmate Group Discussion
Beni: Hey Reeeen!
Ren: What is it, Beni?
Beni: I found this in Koujaku’s room.
Ren: Let me see. DRAMAtical Murder Main Character Special Survey…
Beni: What do you think?
Ren: A survey is one of the means of gathering public information. The word originated from France and in English is-
Beni: Not that, dumbass! Who do you think knows the most about our partners? Us Allmates, of course! They’ve gotta ask us about this!
Ren: I think it would better to ask our partners in person.
Beni: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You don’t get it, do you? Humans are creatures that tend to hide their true feelings!
Ren: Hmm, is that so?
Beni: Don’t sweat the details. Let’s give em’ a hand.
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Beni: So, Ren…
Ren: What is it?
Beni: Why are these guys here?
Ren: The bird is Mink’s Allmate and the Pseudobunny is Noiz’s.
Beni: I know that!!
Bird: You’re a noisy sparrow as always.
Pseudobunny: So right! Your chirping’s so annoying!
Beni: You bastards…
Bird: I came because this was supposed to be a discussion about our owners, is it not?
Ren: Indeed it is.
Bird: Then let us begin and not waste time.
Beni: Yeah, yeah, let’s just start and get this over with!
Pseudobunny: Beep! Preparations ready! The automatic statement logger is OK.
Beni: Alright, let’s begin. We’ll start with some introductions. I’m Beni. I look after Koujaku! You go next, Ren.
Ren: I’m Ren. Aoba is my partner.
Bird: I have no particular name. If I must name myself, Bird will do. I am Mink’s Allmate.
Pseudobunny: Beep! Pseudobunny is Noiz’s Allmate!
Beni: Right, let’s answer the questions. First up is, let’s see. “What are your favourite and least favourite foods?”
Ren: Koujaku often comes to eat Tae’s cooking but he does not seem to have any dislikes.
Beni: Well about that…
Ren: He does?
Beni: He actually dislikes celery. The smell doesn’t mix well (with the taste/smell of other foods) and stands out too much.
Ren: If I recall, Tae uses celery in her cooking, I’ve never seen him act that way.
Beni: That because you know, he’s trying to act tough around Aoba. So, what about you guys?
Pseudobunny: Noiz likes umm, pizza, pasta and Pflaumengefüllte Schweinelende mit Serviettenknödel.
Beni: Huh, what did you just say?
Ren: Is that some sort of tongue twister?
Pseudobunny: Beep! It’s an actual dish!
Beni: I can’t even imagine what sort of food it is. Ah, whatever. Next!
Bird: None.
Beni: What? How can he not have any?
Bird: I have never seen Mink eat. It is not as if we are always together. He only uses me as a tool. However, it is not a wrong way to use an Allmate.
Pseudobunny: Noiz does that too!
Beni: I see. Ren, you’re next!
Ren: Aoba’s favourite is Tae’s meat and potato stew. He dislikes…
Beni: Hmm, what’s up?
Ren: I’m not sure if this is something I should talk about.
Beni: What? Don’t you get all haughty now.
Ren: It’s not that he won’t drink it, but Aoba seems to dislike milk. The fact that he often refused to drink it when he was young and was put in detention for it still bothers him.
Beni: Pfft, what is he, a kid? I see, Aoba huh… That’s good to know! I’ll use it against him the next time he grabs me-
(SLAM)
Koujaku: Hey, you guys! What’re you gathering here for? Beni, did you set this up?
Beni: Koujaku! Aoba and Clear too!
Aoba: What are you up to that even Ren would be involved?
Ren: Aoba, this is-
Clear: Awawa!
Beni: H-How’d you find us?
Clear: I’m sorry! Master saw the email that was sent to me.
Beni: Eh, email?
Ren: Clear doesn’t appear to have an Allmate, so I contacted him directly.
Beni: How straight laced can you be!?
Aoba: What’s this? Hey Koujaku, there seems to be all sorts of text written here.
Pseudobunny: Beep! Beep! Beep, Beep, Beeeep!!
Bird: Hmm, it seems that it would be wise to disband. (Flies off)
Beni: You bastard, how dare you run away- Ngh, gaah!
Koujaku: Beeeni, what have you been doing, huh? I’ll turn you into a beanbag! Take that!
Beni: AHHHHHHHhhhhhh-
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DRAMAtical Murder Animate Bonus Drama CD
I don't think anyone's translated this besides Clear's track that I came across somewhere, so here you go. The character tracks are set before the game, except for Clear's which takes place right after Aoba gets Drive By-ed by the ~mysterious bunny headed guy~ (lol).
Koujaku Episode 0
(At a harbour)
Koujaku: Midorijima… I’m back.
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Koujaku: To think it’s been a few years. This place sure hasn’t changed. If I recall, his house should be from this road… that alley over there… Aha, here it is! Looks like I still remember the way. Excuse me!
Tae: If yer here about the newspapers then we don’t need ‘em! Oh…
Koujaku: It’s been a while, Tae-san.
Tae: You’re… Koujaku!
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Haga: Good job as always!
Aoba: See you tomorrow! I wonder what we’re having for dinner? Any ideas, Ren?
Ren: Unpredictable.
Aoba: Aww, come on, have a guess.
Ren: In that case… could it be meat and potato stew?
Aoba: Meat and potato stew, huh? That’s Grandma’s specialty. It would be great if it was!
(Opens door)
Aoba: I’m home! Grandma, what’s for dinner tonight?
Koujaku: Meat and potato stew!
Aoba: What?
Koujaku: Welcome home. I dropped by for a visit.
Aoba: Eh, are you… Koujaku?
Koujaku: Long time no see, Aoba.
Aoba: WHAAAAT!?
Tae: Pipe down! Yer making a racket!
Aoba: But Grandma, Koujaku’s- Eh, Uh, Wait, why is he even here!?
Koujaku: I came back by boat a while ago, so I came to say hello. Honestly I thought I’d be lost coming here but I somehow remembered the way. Plus there’s Tae-san’s doughnuts are delicious as always! They haven’t changed one bit.
Tae: Hmph!
Aoba: Wha-…..
Koujaku: Why are you spacing out with your mouth open?
Aoba: No, it’s just that this still feels unreal. Like, “Oh, it’s Koujaku!” or something.
Koujaku: What’s that supposed to mean? But man, look at you, all grown up! You used to be so much cuter too.
Aoba: Shut up! Shut up! Enough about that!
Tae: You two, save the chatter fer when ya come inside!
Koujaku: True, we are talking by the entrance. I’ll be here a little longer so, let’s get along once more, Aoba.
Aoba: S-Sure.
Noiz Episode 0
Noiz: Hey, use “Death”.
Pseudobunny: “Death” set!
Pseudobunny: Roger!
(BOOM)
Noiz: Hmph.
Announcer: Game set! And the winner goes toooo, Rabbit Head!! This makes it his 24th win in a row! Will there ever be a day where he loses?
Some guy: That’s amazing, another straight win record? You really are good.
Noiz: …
Some guy: Come on, wait up!
Noiz: What do you want?
Some guy: Do you know about the conditions that signal Usui’s arrival?
Noiz: What? What’re you getting at?
Some guy: Just humour me! Do you know?
Noiz: I know to a certain extent.
Some guy: But not 100%, am I right?
Noiz: What’s your deal? You’re annoying.
Some guy: I take that your reaction means yes?
Noiz: …
Some guy: No need to glare at me like that! Right now I’m analysing Usui’s manifestation conditions and lately I’ve been getting them mostly right.
Noiz: And?
Some guy: How about we work together? Better yet, let’s make a team!
Noiz: What are the merits?
Some guy: We gather information about not just Usui, but all of Rhyme and sell it on a large scale to those who want them! Rhyme’s gaining popularity now, right? The profit this’ll make sounds like a sweet deal to me!
Noiz: Hmph.
Some guy: How about it?
Noiz: Doesn’t sound bad.
Some guy: I know right? If you agree, I’ll get the other people I know who are also in this to join us. Sound fine to you?
Noiz: Do whatever you want.
Some guy: Aright, it’s a deal! Let’s earn some sweet cash while enjoying Rhyme. Pleasure to work with you!
Noiz: I’m don’t like being so friendly.
Some guy: Hahaha, guess so. Well, let’s do our best!
Noiz: Hmph.
Mink Episode 0
(Summary because I hate Mink and CBF translating his track. Sorry to any Mink fans!)
Mink is forcing an inmate to leave the prison but the inmate keeps saying how he’s afraid and that he’ll die if he does. Mink tells him that the inmates have actually been unknowingly brainwashed into thinking that they can’t. The inmate’s still scared but Mink forces him outside like the wifebeater he is. Inmate realises he’s not dead and gratefully thanks Mink. Mink then talks about how he’ll set everyone free and commence his plan.
Clear Episode 0
Aoba: Death and destruction.
Clear: !! That voice just now, could it be Master’s?
(Runs)
Clear: Master!
Aoba: Hmm? Who are you?
Clear: That voice must mean you’re my Master, right?
Aoba: (Collapses)
Clear: Whoa, Master! Master? Master? He seems to be unconscious. Whoopsie daisy!
(Carries Aoba)
Clear: That’s… a puppy? It’s unconscious too. Could it be Master’s puppy? I’ll take it with me for now. Whoopsie daisy!
(Grabs Ren)
Clear: Now then… where should I take them? Master’s out cold too.
Aoba: (Groaning)
Clear: Master, are you awake?
Aoba: (Mumbles) Yes, this… is Junk Shop… Hei… bon.
Clear: Junk Shop Heibon… I know that place! I just have to bring you there, right, Master?
Aoba: MMmmm (Mumbles)
Clear: Got it. Well then, let’s go!
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Clear: Here we are, Master! We’re in front of Junk Shop Heibon. What now?
Aoba: Mmm…
Clear: Since he’s still out cold, that must mean he’s sound asleep. It’d be bad to wake him up, so I’ll just leave him and the puppy outside the shop. Whoopsie daisy.
(Puts them down)
Clear: That should do it. Well then, Master, let’s meet again when you’re awake. Now if you’ll excuse me.
(Walks)
Clear: I’ve finally met him, my Master! He’s such a cool person. Plus above all, his voice really resonated in my mind. I look forward to meeting you again, Master.
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