Some Yard Sales are NOT Love
Dear Proprietors of Giant 3-Family Blow-out yard sale Starts at 10 AM No early birdies,
Don't START putting your stuff out at 10AM and bitch at everyone for being at your sale. Also don't let the rudest lady in your group of three families answer questions about prices with phrases like, "How should I know how much the books are?" and "Can't you SEE we're not ready yet?" Yes, we can see. We are not idiots. We were smart enough to read the paper and see that you had a sale starting at 10 AM and to arrive on time prepared with money in our pockets to buy books that have no price.
Don't START putting your stuff out at 10AM and bitch at everyone for being at your sale. Also don't let the rudest lady in your group of three families answer questions about prices with phrases like, "How should I know how much the books are?" and "Can't you SEE we're not ready yet?" Yes, we can see. We are not idiots. We were smart enough to read the paper and see that you had a sale starting at 10 AM and to arrive on time prepared with money in our pockets to buy books that have no price.