robberies and oh look nails!

[akalillyn]

Hello everybody!

Today, I woke up because of a text message! I thought that I was popular for a whole second before I realized that no, it's just my university texting me to warn me about an ARMED ROBBER. This is a great way to wake up.

They also sent a copy to my email, which I have copy and pasted here for your viewing pleasure:

[my name],

ARMED

Comments

[rosalui]

YOUR NAILS ARE AWESOME, YOUR FINGERS ARE AS CUTE AS THE REST OF YOU

AND BE CAREFUL OH MY GOD ARM YOURSELF WITH FLAME THROWERS BB

[akalillyn]

LOL I DON'T SEE HOW FINGERS ARE CUTE BUT TY TY TY :)

I WOULD ARM MYSELF WITH FLAMETHROWERS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ILLEGAL BUT HONESTLY, WHERE CAN YOU GO TO BUY ONE? ARE THERE FLAMETHROWER SHOPS? DO I HAVE TO GO OFF ON A QUEST TO FIND A FIRETYPE POKEMON AND ASK IT TO HAND OVER THE TM FOR FLAMETHROWER? I DON'T EVEN.

[rosalui]

YOU BUY THEM IN WALLMART

RIGHT NEXT TO THE BARBIES

[akalillyn]

DON'T LIE TO ME, LIKE THAT SHOW ON FOX, "LIE TO ME."

[rosalui]

This is now you.

[akalillyn]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :((((((((((