Title: Himchan's Thighs
Summary: Just a drabble about Himchan's Thighs
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Thighs.
Himchan's thighs.
Kim freaking Chan's thighs.
Kim freaking Chan's sexy thighs.
Kim Freaking Chan's stupid sexy thighs.
KIM FREAKING CHAN'S STUPIDITY SEXY....
"Hyung. Stop staring at Himchan." Youngjae said, not even looking up from his magazine.
"I was not." Yongguk replied," I was looking at the chair."
"The chair which Himchan is sitting on."
"The chair which is placed in front of the vase."
"The chair which Himchan is sitting on crosslegged in front of the stupid vase Daehyun refuses to throw out."
"It was a gift!"
"From the mailman!" Youngjae exclaimed.
"A gift is still a gift."
"I don't care. If it's not from Babyz or our family then it deserves to go."
"Fine. It's from Babyz."
"Yeah right."
"Yes. It's from Babyz from Planet Mato." Youngjae looked up at Daehyun with an unamused look and Daehyun glared back.
"Don't start with me, Daehyun."
"You don't start with me."
"I'm warning you."
"And I'm warning you."
The duo had a glaring match then Youngjae raised his hand.
"Hold on."
Yongguk felt a sharp pain at the back of his head and looked towards Youngjae who had gotten up, walking towards the bedroom.
"I told you to stop staring at Himchan's thighs."
Before Yongguk could retort, Daehyun had already shut the bedroom door, locking it in place.
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Himchan's thighs.
"Oh no. Not again, hyung." Youngjae said.
"What?"
"I keep telling you!"
"Tell me what?"
"To stop staring at Himchan's thighs." Daehyun said, Yongguk rolled his eyes.
"And I keep telling you I'm not looking at his thighs."
"Oh yeah sure, hyung. You're just staring at the table above his thighs right?"
"Yes. Exactly." the duo stared at him in disbelief.
"Are you that sexually frustrated, hyung?"
"Shut up."
"Are you serious?"
"I said be quiet."
"Dae, stop pissing him off."
"Me?"
"Yes, you."
"But you spotted it first!"
"Drop it, Dae." Youngjae growled.
"Which side are you on?"
"Himchan's."
"Over your boyfriend?" Daehyun exclaimed.
"No. I'm on Himchan's side over Yongguk. And you are on my side."
"I'm on Yongguk's side now." the duo bickered back and forth then finally they looked at each other.
A smack was hit at the back of Yongguk's head again.
"Yah!" Yongguk said.
The duo left the table.
"Stop staring at his thighs, hyung." Daehyun said.
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I'm not staring at his thighs.
I'm not staring at his thighs.
I will not stare at his thighs.
I will not stare at his sexy thighs.
I'm not staring at his sexy thighs.
I'm not staring at his sexy thighs.
Damnn... But those thighs never looked better fresh from shower and only in boxers.
Youngjae rolled his eyes and Daehyun huffed in annoyance.
"What's wrong hyung?" Jongup asked. The duo pointed at Yongguk and the youngest among them saw that Yongguk was staring at Himchan. Or more precisely his thighs.
"He's staring at Himchan hyung?"
"Himchan's thighs."
"Why?"
"He's sexually frustrated."
"Sexually frustrated?" Jongup asked innocently.
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because Himchan refused to have sex with him? I don't know."
"Yongguk's probably just horny." the trip look at Yongguk staring at Himchan's tights as the raven haired male bends down to sort out some gifts Babyz sent to them.
"Jongup..."
"Hmm?"
"Can you go there and..."
"Smack Himchan's ass?" Youngjae smacked Daehyun's head and the younger laughed.
"Go there and smack Yongguk hyung's head, Jongup. Like how I smack Daehyun's head when he's being stupid."
"Okay."
Yongguk was too busy staring at those thighs, mantra completely forgotten to realize that Jongupwas standing behind him then he feels a hard slap at the back of his head.
Yongguk turned to glare at the imposer but Jongup smiled and pointed at the duo at the kitchen table. The duo rolled their eyes and Yongguk glared at them.
"Stop staring, hyung." Jongup said as he walked away.
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Stupid thighs.
Yongguk said.
"Hyung?"
"I'm not staring okay?" Yongguk snapped but regretted it when Zelo looked at him suspiciously,"What?" he sighed.
"Nothing... Himchan hyung wants to know if you know where's his ripped jeans."
"Which ripped jeans?"
"The one which flashes his thighs." Yongguk facepalmed.
"No. I don't know where it is."
"Hey, Jello how do I look?" Himchan came out of the room and the two of the look at him. Okay more like Zelo scanning his outfit and Yongguk staring at his thighs.
"You look good." Zelo said. Himchan smiled and waited for Yongguk's comment but when Himchan didn't get one he looked down at his outfit. Zelo managed to smack Yongguk's head and the elder growled.
"Does it look bad?"
"No. Your thighs look good." Yongguk immediately regreted saying that seeing as Himchan frowned. The male turned and walked back into the room.
"Hyung! Don't stare at people!"
"It's just Himchan!"
"Exactly! No wonder Youngjae hyung said to smack your head in case Himchan appeared."
"Junhong." Yongguk growled at the maknae but the maknae had already walked away leaving pabo Yongguk hyung in the living room.
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It was close to two in the morning when he finally came back to dorm. He opened the door and was surprised to see the hall light dimly on. He walked there and spotted Himchan sitting on the couch, legs to his chest and he was watching television.
"I'm home."
"Hey." Himchan smiled tiredly.
"Why aren't you asleep yet?"
"Was waiting up for you."
"Why?"
"A little bird, no. Four little birds came to me and told me someone couldn't stop staring at my thighs. So I wanted to know why."
Yongguk kept silent as he placed his bagpack on the table.
"Have I grown fatter?" the younger male said,"Is that it?"
Yongguk now placed their shared phone and his wallet on the table.
"Does it look big? Which part is the fats appearing at? Yongguk..."
Himchan was silenced when plump lips shut him up, lips which kissed him and tongue which started to fight for dominance.
The kiss led to stripping Himchan's clothes off and eventually they're on the couch having sex.
Half and hour later and they're plastered on each other naked and coming down from their high.
"So Daehyun was right when he said you were sexually frustrated?"
"Shut up."
"Is that yes?"
"No. Your thighs just flash themselves too much, stop flashing it to my face."
"Well... If we're gona have more of this late night sex then I don't mind flashing them to you."
Himchan was responded with a growl and he laughed.
The days after that, Yongguk never saw the end of Himchan flashing his thighs.
And Gawd, Yongguk feels like smacking his head with someone else's hand.
End.
LoL.... this was... weird... I hope it's okay Miki... OTL