Oh Dear God...
Dear Jack-Off Who Happens to Frequent the Same FB Group I Do,
Congratulations. You got the entire game series. Two things wrong with you announcing that to the ether: One, I did it first. No one gave a shit when I did it, so what makes you think they'll care that you did it? Two, by announcing that you plan on doing a run/analysis, not only are you setting yourself up to fail, you're also announcing to the world that you're a social shut-in with no other life. I'm not going to apologize for my cattiness, bitchiness, or otherwise meanness of that statement because you don't deserve an apology. You're a passive-aggressive waste of carbon and air. Do the world a favor and kill yourself before you actually attempt breeding your "unique" blend of confusion over the difference between a hipster and an emo, apathy, and useless attention-mongering.
You're a fucking idiot. Please die in a fire.
Best,
~ A.H.