I seriously can't do this all in one go...
Something Else
Weiss: Now that we have our sporking back from those Victorian nutcases, I'd say this is something else.
So, here comes my first Final fantasy fic. For my really wrong plot bunnies which say," DO IT, DO IT!" so here it is, a Weiss x OC story.
Weiss: *twitch* Me and what now?
Shelke: An OC. Original character. At best, this is a character of the author’s creation. At worst, it’s a super-enhanced version of the author.
I own nothing. And please R&R!
Weiss: I can't rest or relax. This reeks of character rape.
" Grau ( it's Grau, that's how you say gray in German. And I think its pronounced Gray-u) come on please, Rosso will be upset that the only girl not at another vacation didn't come to the beach with her!" whined Nero.
Argent: In-text author's notes. Very classy.
Nero: *bristles* I most certainly do not whine.
Shelke: Rosso is rarely upset over a lack of feminine company, the last time I checked. She wasn't upset when Argent left.
Weiss: Hey, think she'll exist this time?
Argent: Considering that she has "laid claim" to the color grey, I will most likely be sitting out of this. Not that I'm displeased about such an arrangement.
"Well, is Weiss going?" Grau the Hybrid asked. " Yes he is and come on just come out of the bedroom. You aren't going into the water. Besides," Nero started to use a funny tone." If you do, Weiss is going with you. And how bad can you look with that dress eh?"
Weiss: Wait, hold on. Delayed reaction... Beach? Like, water and sand beach? Sun, surf, and relaxation? Strictly prohibited, last time I checked.
Nero: Can we define a funny tone, please? Please?
Shelke: Grau the Hybrid? Is she a car?
Weiss: Well, clearly she wants a ride.
Nero and Argent: *choke*
Shelke: ... Ugh.
Grau turned scarlet at the sentence. Then with a few more breaths and a last look in the mirror she stepped out with a gray dress that had two viels on it that was black and a Headpeice that was white with yellow stones. She also wore a blue veil scarf. All that and of course, a trench coat that Sephiroth, her father wore. Exept the chest part was left open or tied together with a string.
Argent: *trying to imagine this*
Weiss: Oh, damn! It's another Sephiroth's daughter! This explains everything!
Of couse it is neccasary to wear color. This is a world class meeting she thought. (In this world they were all joined together.) Then Nero out of nowhere pulled out his handguns for saftey.
Weiss: World class meeting? You know, last time I checked, we were the only six Tsviets in the world.
Nero: Joined together? Weiss and I are the only people who were ever properly joined together at all.
Grau expected that there would be monsters out there so she had bought along her weapon.
Weiss: Out where? Outside her bedroom? At the beach?
Shelke: Good to see that she had to buy her weapon though. I believe it is conclusive evidence that she is not a true Tsviet.
It was given to her by both Sephiroth and Genesis when she reached the age of five.
Shelke: ... Oh, never mind.
Argent: Was my weapon not good enough for this Sue?
Weiss: You don't exist, remember?
It looked like Genesis's Rapier but it was black and had a the hilt smaller. She hid it in her coat just in case anybody tried to take it away. Nero said," You worried?" Grau just nodded and kept pace with him.
Nero: I most certainly did not. Ugh...
By the party, everybody was acting formal and actually didn't hide there weapons. She bumped into Weiss who was wearing a white dress shirt and a milk flat tie.
Argent: Apparently, his pants were not worth mentioning.
Weiss: Not really, no. I'm impressed, though. With this sort of thing, they're usually off by now.
Grau said," What is with you and fearing the dressing?"
Nero: He's lactose intolerant and can't stand vinegar.
Weiss just let out a growl.
Where's Rosso, I thought she was suppose to be here and play now. After all the person kept the secret that she had love the sand from us."
"She's dressing. I got it from Angeal who was suppose to be her 'date' for the night." Said Weiss. "Wow... so where's daddy?"
Weiss: ... Angeal is... Rosso's date... Aaaahahahahaha!
(Snip goes the weird, forced small talk about Sue's daddy)
" I love you!" Weiss looked at her and gave her an we know that look.
Weiss: If anyone in the vicinity laughs at this failure of my characterization, they will find themselves devoid of limbs and fed to ArchAzul.
Shelke: ...
Argent: ...
Nero: *changing the subject* ... So what "look" is this person referring to?
Argent: I've always found his murderous expression quite attractive.
Shelke: I'm inclined to think it was his more confident smile. It seems much more congruent to the scene.
Okay I have to go to Rosso to make sure that she is alright she thought.
Weiss: Oh, Rosso is fine. Dining on her date, last I heard.
" You said you love me right how 'bout joining me to the ocean(I have no f***ing idea what they call an ocean.) Grau."
Shelke: I don't understand, is that Weiss or Sue speaking?
Nero: This entire affair is a trainwreck, does it matter?
She looked worried and darted her eyes around and looked for a sign that her dad was around. "Don't even try to search for Sephiroth. I was told by him that he had no time a few minutes ago."
She shot him a dangerous look and softed to a sad smile. "Yes miladly?" He didn't even have to hear it from her. They were to together for lying now. "Nero go and get her ready for a long swim."
Weiss: I'm barely perceiving any of this now. All I got is that you're a butler now apparently.
Nero: Yes, my brother?
*2 Hours Later*
It was early in the noon and Nero was tired out because of her wrestling match to go in the water. He finally pushed her down to a canonball and she instanly pulled out a fire materia that she hid in her mouth and shot him with it. Now he had to deal with a burn too.
Nero: Trainwreck. I'm not even going to bother.
Weiss: *putting his head down* Wake me up for a true horror, okay?
Grau was struggling with Weiss who was pulling her near the rock and into deeper water.
They had an arguement that went like this. "NO! Not the water!" "Come here now or I do something!" " Like you can!"
Argent: That's rather vague for him. "I'll do something?" He's usually rather specific.
Nero: And creative.
(Snip! Weiss puts his hand up Sue's bathing suit. She faints.)
8 minutes later
Grau woke up and sceamed "Weiss did you fucking raped me?" and found out that there was only Nero to be seen.
Weiss: ... Please, I am Weiss the Immaculate. I have never raped anything in my life. All parties were completely willing.
Argent: I see...
Weiss: No, no, give me a minute. Why are we the horrible rapists in the world? We're Tsviets!
Nero: You know, management has written--
Weiss: I know what management has written. I still don't know why.
Argent: Uhm... Weiss... *points ahead in script*
Weiss: What? Wh-- ... No.
Argent: Yes. *passes to Nero*
Weiss: No no no. Not tonight. Not all at once. *gets up and leaves*
Nero: ... Oh, you're kidding. This is a joke.
Shelke: What is it?
Weiss: *out of the room* A TRAVESTY, SHELKE! *gunshots and screams are heard*