I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist.

Dec 22, 2006 14:32

Alright, whores, we have a very big situation.

I want all of you to meet at Sasori's place, since he's got the biggest fuckin apartment right now, on January 2nd. No, I do not care if that's a day after New Year's and you'll all be nursing your fucking hangovers. No I do not fucking care if it means you have to part with your precious girlfriends or family or any of that bullshit. Read my lips. Be there or I will kill you.

Itachi, do not bring Shisui. Do not bring Shisui for any reason whatsoever. This matter is more than him, and he doesn't need to bare witness to any of it's... matter, so to speak. Leave your fucking boyfriend at home, if you please.

Hidan, if you tell Hana or whoever you're fucking right now about the Akatsuki, I will make it worth your pain. Kakuzu, same for you. And all of you, as a matter of. Just keep such in mind, cocksuckers.

None of you can understand the upmost seriousness of this... situation until we convene, but it is worth your fucking while to show up. This isn't a game. But what I will tell you right now is that there will be blood. A lot of mother fucking blood.

Enjoy the rest of your fucking holiday.

kakuzu, hidan, hana, kisame, planning, deidara, akatsuki, shisui, leader-sama mode ho ho ho, killing some sick motherfuckers, zabuza, itachi, sasori, zetsu

Previous post Next post
Up