No [666]

[akai_uta]

I may or may not go to Prom this year. It all really fuckin' depends on whether or not I get to play with Sasori and Deidara. I heard they ain't got many applications, though, so I probably will get in for at least a fraction of the damn thing. There's no other reason I would go, really. Ever since they started letting the goddamn freshmans and sophomores show up, the proms got fuckin' boring.

Godfuckingfuck.

[PRIVATE to AKATSUKI]

Aight, motherfuckers.

We'll be meetin' up and shit soon. Got some news and Pein apparently has some meat. Some good meat. And Itachi, you better be in a good fucking condition by the time we meet. I know Pein isn't going easy on you, so you better be able to run a lap around the goddamn island in half an hour like the rest of us can when the time comes around.

[/PRIVATE]

[PRIVATE to PEIN]

Go easy on his ass. If it takes him an hour to get around the island, it's okay. Just don't send him into fuckin' cardiac arrest. And go easy on the nails.

[/PRIVATE]

[PRIVATE to DEIDARA]

Goddamn, boy.

I'm not made of glass.

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