Speed it down and slow it up.

[akai_uta]

[Having completely vanished for several weeks, Tayuya finally posts something on the internet so the rest of the Akatsuki knows she's still alive. IP address is traceable, technically, but the internet would only be able to tell you she was still on Oshima Island. She has made sure no one, especially Deidara, knows where she is.]

I FEEL LIKE A GODFUCKING WATER BALLOON.

[Viewable only by those very close to her, IE Akatsuki & a few other people]

You know what the fuck's up.