God gave rock 'n' roll to you
Can everyone see me? You ought to be able to, because I am now officially the fattest person in America. Right now, I feel like if I lean a little bit, I can throw the hold world off its axis and bring on a new ice age. It was one of those morning where I wore the suit I interviewed for this job in and OMG had to lay down to get the pants done, then the pearl necklace I was layering around my neck broke (costume jewelry, no big loss) but I had pearl beads on the floor, in the bed, in my bra, in my shoe. And then I made myself late by standing in front of the mirror going "do all four buttons buttoned make me look fat? If I button just two buttons it could be like a shabby chic thing. No- it looks like I can't button all four buttons. Unbuttoned not an option. Top three buttons and maybe tear the bottom button off..." Like anyone gives a flying damn how many vest buttons I go for! But on the other hand, girls, YOU KNOW we look at shit like that. Oh that's a cute outfit....wow- why'd she do her vest like that???
In other news, Citi Bank is raising their interest rates to 37%. I think. They sent out this little flyer saying that "in these challenging economic times" they would be adjusting their rates to the prime APR, which at the time was something like 12.99% *plus* 29.99%. So I guess if you miss a payment, your defaulted interest rate goes up to death of a family member or something.
So kids, how do y'all make it through the day? Oh right- high volume gay porm trafficing.
In other news, Citi Bank is raising their interest rates to 37%. I think. They sent out this little flyer saying that "in these challenging economic times" they would be adjusting their rates to the prime APR, which at the time was something like 12.99% *plus* 29.99%. So I guess if you miss a payment, your defaulted interest rate goes up to death of a family member or something.
So kids, how do y'all make it through the day? Oh right- high volume gay porm trafficing.