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[akage_no_an]

I have a great idea! Instead of rebuilding the courthouse, we should build a monster farm! We can raise monsters to be our friends, and they'll help us in our fight against the scientists! And all of the monsters will be our friends. It's not like we need a courthouse. We need a monster farm! Do we have any monster farmers to help us?

Comments

[angelic_lawyer]

A courthouse is needed, I'm afraid.

[akage_no_an]

You can have a trial anywhere. You need a building for a monster farm, though!

[angelic_lawyer]

You can't have a trial 'anywhere'. That's why there are specific court buildings.

[akage_no_an]

All lawyers do is sit at tables so they're comfy. You could hold one just as easily outside.

[angelic_lawyer]

It would be nice if that were all that lawyers did.

A court doesn't hold just lawyers, though. It would be extremely difficult to hold a trial outside. A farm would be more in need of outside land.

[akage_no_an]

Lawyers can make stuff up just as good outside! It'd be fun to have an outside trial! Courtroom sketches could be done in front of waterfalls! The jury could relax by the lake and drink lemonade! The judge could wear shorts!

If Naruse were the type to facepalm, he would be doing it now

[angelic_lawyer]

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None of that is exactly the point of law, nor of those occupations.

o/ Y yes! Yes he wuld!

[akage_no_an]

But it could be more fun! The possibility exists!

[angelic_lawyer]

The point of court isn't fun.

[akage_no_an]

But it could be fun and serious!

[angelic_lawyer]

I'd rather it were effective than anything else.

[akage_no_an]

It can be fun and effective!

[angelic_lawyer]

There are some aspects of law which will never be fun.

[akage_no_an]

So we need to make it as fun as possible!