HAHAHA! COPS is awesome
COPS Miami is on. First episode: an overweight cop runs down a crackhead. After he tackles him, he's breathing so hard you could swear he was dying. Then the camera pans out... the clincher? He's an amputee! He had a prosthetic leg! This fat cop with a prosthetic leg ran down a crackhead. This totally made my night. The parallels to the Family Guy episode where Joe runs down the robber in his wheelchair were great, even down to the fence hop at the end, only making it more hysterical.
The arrest was kinda bullshit, though. He stopped the guy for riding a bike without a light on. Of course, since it was the ghetto, he had a crack pipe on him that he pitched & ran. Yeah, okay, he was still doing something illegal, but stopping a dude for riding a bike without a light on? That's rough.
The arrest was kinda bullshit, though. He stopped the guy for riding a bike without a light on. Of course, since it was the ghetto, he had a crack pipe on him that he pitched & ran. Yeah, okay, he was still doing something illegal, but stopping a dude for riding a bike without a light on? That's rough.