☖ Stage I ☖
[There is a loud crash as someone knocks the phone off the hook as they tumble the ground.]
O-Ow. What's happened to me? I can barely hear, see, or smell anything and I feel off-balance. If I didn't know better, I'd say my tail was go--
Rrr?! H-How is this--where is my tail? And my--my ears!
...
Where am I? What could possibly be happening? I've lost my tail and my ears, I can barely see, hear, and smell, I don't have my weapons, and--Is this one of those 'Incidents' she's always talking about?
I guess I should figure out where I am first. What is this thing?
[And you're left with the sound of someone prodding the phone receiver curiously.]
O-Ow. What's happened to me? I can barely hear, see, or smell anything and I feel off-balance. If I didn't know better, I'd say my tail was go--
Rrr?! H-How is this--where is my tail? And my--my ears!
...
Where am I? What could possibly be happening? I've lost my tail and my ears, I can barely see, hear, and smell, I don't have my weapons, and--Is this one of those 'Incidents' she's always talking about?
I guess I should figure out where I am first. What is this thing?
[And you're left with the sound of someone prodding the phone receiver curiously.]