Do you take goats?

Apr 19, 2010 19:42

Dear Lottery Gods,

If I sacrifice the requisite number of goats, may I please win the lottery soon? It doesn't have to be the jackpot, or even one of the amounts just under the jackpot. Somewhere in the range of $1000 would be nice so I can buy a much needed printer for my computer, some much needed summer clothing, some summer shoes, and a new iPod because my current iPod's battery doesn't hold the charge as well anymore. I really hope we can work something out.

Sincerely,
Paloma

Speaking of shoes, JESUS CHRIST why are all the shoes out there so ugly?

A much-younger-than-me guy visiting from Australia thought I was twelve years younger than I actually am. Add that to one of my co-workers thinking I was ten years younger than I actually am and I'm feeling pretty good right now. Shallow? Moi? Yeah, I guess I am.

Why is there no maple flavoured yogurt?

Have I mentioned that there is going to be a Twilight Convention in Vancouver? This fills me with total dread and terror. Please leave my city aloooooone!!! *cries*
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