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hmm de haw.
alexa was here doing homework on my computer and i fell asleep and now she is gone. i wonder whats up. usually she would bug me or something. WAIT WAIT! i found a note. what a good wife. everyone is sleeping or away or stuff. and im wondering why kyles away message is the name of his fathers band. i tried to go back to bed. and my dog started chewing on my nose. and so i opened my eyes and frowned at her and she jumped on my head. dumb bitch. duh. i think my mother likes to make me feel like a horrible person. either that, or a really am one. every week there is something different wrong with me that she likes to nag on me about. this week, i need medication to balance my hormones when im PMSing because im psycho and a bitch and over emotional and could be deadly. next week it will probably be because my toes are too short. i need medication for everything, i guess. im just one big medication-needing basket case. aww.
anyways. i bought chocolate and vanilla soy milk the other day. its amazing. im listening to the used. and im bored. and yesterday i got kidnapped on the corner of 82nd and washington. avoid that corner, bitches. they'll get you. they just picked me right up and put me in the car and then sat on me. what jerks. and all i have eaten this week is some form of potatoes. seriously. if it wasnt a potatoe, i haven't eaten it this week. i mean, its only tuesday. thats still a lot of potatoes. shit im going to get fat. wait. im ungrounded today! yeah. thats right. i got grounded last tuesday. you know TUESDAY THE DAY THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON. what is with everyones mothers being bitches lately. im going to see my father on friday. and im kind of nervous. not because of him. because of june. ive noticed a pattern. if my grandmother is around, she is the sweetest ever to me. but if shes not, she is a cunt. CUNTY CUNT McCUNTERSON. its just because she knows i talk to my grandmother. and tell her stuff. and she doesnt want her to believe me. MAN I HATE TIGHTLY STRUNG OVER THE TOP SNOBS. actually. i love them. and they give me a motherfucking boner. oh well. i will go friday while she is working and leave saturday nightishafternoonishidontknowish. ill take my guitar and jam while they are sleeping. haha. piss the fuck out of them. yeah. so me and sean were talking yesterday. about how he would swear me in if i went into the military. which im going to if my brothers dont. its what i get for being raised in a military family. my dad is the only one in the family that didn't go. whatta crotch rot. anyways. i would be private wood. laugh. you know you want to.
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU GUYS MY BROTHER IS THE BEST!! i just remembered what he said yesterday while we were walking down the street. haha.
andrew:"i wonder what it would be like if the world was ruled by idiots.."
me:"pretty much like it is right now."
andrew:"no, thats just america."
hah. shit hes good.
k. ill stop rambling now. and try to go back to bed. where my dog is laying on my pillow.
its onnn.
alexa was here doing homework on my computer and i fell asleep and now she is gone. i wonder whats up. usually she would bug me or something. WAIT WAIT! i found a note. what a good wife. everyone is sleeping or away or stuff. and im wondering why kyles away message is the name of his fathers band. i tried to go back to bed. and my dog started chewing on my nose. and so i opened my eyes and frowned at her and she jumped on my head. dumb bitch. duh. i think my mother likes to make me feel like a horrible person. either that, or a really am one. every week there is something different wrong with me that she likes to nag on me about. this week, i need medication to balance my hormones when im PMSing because im psycho and a bitch and over emotional and could be deadly. next week it will probably be because my toes are too short. i need medication for everything, i guess. im just one big medication-needing basket case. aww.
anyways. i bought chocolate and vanilla soy milk the other day. its amazing. im listening to the used. and im bored. and yesterday i got kidnapped on the corner of 82nd and washington. avoid that corner, bitches. they'll get you. they just picked me right up and put me in the car and then sat on me. what jerks. and all i have eaten this week is some form of potatoes. seriously. if it wasnt a potatoe, i haven't eaten it this week. i mean, its only tuesday. thats still a lot of potatoes. shit im going to get fat. wait. im ungrounded today! yeah. thats right. i got grounded last tuesday. you know TUESDAY THE DAY THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON. what is with everyones mothers being bitches lately. im going to see my father on friday. and im kind of nervous. not because of him. because of june. ive noticed a pattern. if my grandmother is around, she is the sweetest ever to me. but if shes not, she is a cunt. CUNTY CUNT McCUNTERSON. its just because she knows i talk to my grandmother. and tell her stuff. and she doesnt want her to believe me. MAN I HATE TIGHTLY STRUNG OVER THE TOP SNOBS. actually. i love them. and they give me a motherfucking boner. oh well. i will go friday while she is working and leave saturday nightishafternoonishidontknowish. ill take my guitar and jam while they are sleeping. haha. piss the fuck out of them. yeah. so me and sean were talking yesterday. about how he would swear me in if i went into the military. which im going to if my brothers dont. its what i get for being raised in a military family. my dad is the only one in the family that didn't go. whatta crotch rot. anyways. i would be private wood. laugh. you know you want to.
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU GUYS MY BROTHER IS THE BEST!! i just remembered what he said yesterday while we were walking down the street. haha.
andrew:"i wonder what it would be like if the world was ruled by idiots.."
me:"pretty much like it is right now."
andrew:"no, thats just america."
hah. shit hes good.
k. ill stop rambling now. and try to go back to bed. where my dog is laying on my pillow.
its onnn.