I'm fat, AND sassy!
Apparently Katie is going through menopause. Katie being Katie Krystyniak of Houston, Texas whom I've known since elementary school. By the way, she's 17 and awesome. And she's also fat. And sassy. And a consumer whore. And how!
Yeah, so I'm in Houston, if you couldn't tell, hangin' with old friends. I think I'm just gonna quote random shit from the conversation we're having.
"you think you have laser eyes. YOU DON'T."
"I love how I can make him do anything. ...is that bad?"
"I was wearing safari!"
"She looks like a frikkin disco ball."
"Our asses... not so much."
"Please don't tickle me, for the love of Allah!"
"I'm zee political girlie-man."
That's all her btw, not me. I swear. "Blaegh"
that was a direct quote from katie right there.
In case you can't tell, we're really tired and living off of jamba, coke, and strawberry birthday cake. "Dude, that cake was good." Thus far, this post has been entirely fluff and without any substance whatsoever. AKA the type of post I don't like. So let's get to the good stuff:
.... this is katie i have commenderred the computer becasue amy is on the floor actually "rofl"ing.. because i.. wait story time..... the story was about a guy taking hit of cocaine.. driving.. downtown in washington d.c.... amazing.. ok. back to the before mentioned story... ok. so i "swsiac" "snorted while sitting in a chair" ... yes.. im incredible.. amy is correcting my spelling from behind me.. b.c i cant type worth shit. love love love.. my sh*t typing... amy is now talknig to my freind. named big tom.... hes big.. no shit.. hes tight tho. like really... so i use a lot of elipses if you hvent noticed... and now that amy is gone my sentences will prob become incomprehensible becuase i type fast and i dont read what im writng so typos.. get kept... incredible am i... totally yoda there... i can hear her typing... cuz shes righ next to me... its an enlightning experience.. i wonder wht they are talknig about.. let us see... " how long you in town for" lame lame lame... what a lamo. but anyway.. im katie.. im really tight. lol.. not so much.amys answe to the above question was "whenever mom says ... we are leaving get in the damn car" .this is so pro....this is fun i should write a book. i wonder who will read this and think tha im some freak from her elementary school days.. the funny hing is that we are still he same.i think.. well i mean were taller and we have boobs. but hey.. thats the perk. so hell ya to that. amy has jsut informed me that there will be spell check whenver i hit "submit" im am devestated.. i mispelled that...(when reading this to amy she informed me that i misspelled.. "mispelled" but hey.. suck my butt amy.... i like my way... lol... "it gives it a sense of irony" "oh yes it does" anyway...back to the reading.. love you) but youll never know... .. so back to our story. amy moved and i was lonely cuz she was my best freind so i stole my other freinds best freind to make her my new best friend and now were just freinds. the four of us. me melyssa tara and casey.. and amy now that shes here. but tara isnt cuz shes in new england for a few days. if you havent seen arnies pizza shop go here and check it out. hilarious arnold schwarzenagher... hell no i cant spell that http://www.wimp.com/arnie... amy says this is long so ima go.. love love.. BUH BYE! (amy says.. and points to "amy says this is long" and says lie... so i guess its not.. so amy and big tom are taling about cs. cuz their amzing.. hahaha.. i know u thoguht you were done with me. no fricin way.. if you wanna see the amazing pictures from when me and amy and casey went to the dress shop today to try on dresses for no reason go to my lj... http://www.livejournal.com/users/yournotalone311 go.. now.. their amzing.. youll fall in love with them.. no joke.. especially th ugly ones.. i should prob explaina little better on them. lol.. amy just sais "exsqueeze me" and know thats not a word.. but "ginormous" is.. look it up.. its good.. ok im really leaing now.. im hungry. fyi... me and casey and amy are the best dress shoppers ever.. GO!
p.s.. its kina late.. and im kinda a spaz.. o ya.... but a good spaz..mmhmm
My LJ just got pwned... I feel so violated. So Katie's a badass (Exhibit A: the paragraph above) just for your information. Oh and Exhibit B: the quotes. Exhibit C: the pics. I haven't been this happy in awhile. It's so weird, it's like I never left or something. We haven't seen eachother in seven years but somehow we ended up with the same sense of humor and the same tastes in music and people... it's crazy. We keep saying the same stuff at the same time, like at Joe's Crab Shack today she dropped some crab dip on the table and we both kinda stared at it and paused for a moment and said "Nobody saw that." at the same time. Random story but hey I thought it was funny and this is MY LJ so I can put random shit on here if I want, dammit! Anyway, moving on...
So the only thing that's really changed besides our boobs and leg/torso length is that they don't hang with other people I used to know, because that happens after elementary school and after middle school/junior high too. Apparently David Lue, who played violin and was really smart and funny and I had a half-crush on for like 2 years, drinks and smokes pot. He's still really smart though. Alan Viverette (sp?) came out the way I thought he would: very smart, dating a smart girl, and still friendly. If Katie had one word to describe Alan besides smart, it would be... (insert drumroll here) "Hair." Apparently he has a beard and long hair now, which I cannot picture because the image in my head is of a little 3rd grader with a blonde Beatles haircut. I still have the Rolling Stones (read: painted rocks) he made and sold in Mrs. G's auction stashed away in my desk somewhere. I think I'm going to pull them out and use them as paperweights in college or something. Yeah I had a crush on him back then too. Oh elementary school romances... great memories.
Zach Cheaney, the kid who always put his knees in his shirt when we sat on the floor in class, now has one of the best LJs I've ever read. I like that style, where AP vocab just flows and isn't randomly inserted or never used, if that makes sense. Basically, intelligent ranting. I think he's into baseball too, like he was back in the day. And Eric Buisson, according to anonymous sources, is a hottie now, and he used to wear glasses with the necklace thingy. JOHNNY FROM KINDERGARTEN! sorry he left before 1st grade but he had lazy eye and this funny head thing.
I just realized that it's 2:19 am and this post is waaaay too long for most people to read. WoW. (I wish I had that, but then again it would take over my life) I'm ending this now, and I'll probably type more random crap tomorrow night since we'll be doing the EXACT SAME THING. I'm sure.
-AJP (and KEK!)
Yeah, so I'm in Houston, if you couldn't tell, hangin' with old friends. I think I'm just gonna quote random shit from the conversation we're having.
"you think you have laser eyes. YOU DON'T."
"I love how I can make him do anything. ...is that bad?"
"I was wearing safari!"
"She looks like a frikkin disco ball."
"Our asses... not so much."
"Please don't tickle me, for the love of Allah!"
"I'm zee political girlie-man."
That's all her btw, not me. I swear. "Blaegh"
that was a direct quote from katie right there.
In case you can't tell, we're really tired and living off of jamba, coke, and strawberry birthday cake. "Dude, that cake was good." Thus far, this post has been entirely fluff and without any substance whatsoever. AKA the type of post I don't like. So let's get to the good stuff:
.... this is katie i have commenderred the computer becasue amy is on the floor actually "rofl"ing.. because i.. wait story time..... the story was about a guy taking hit of cocaine.. driving.. downtown in washington d.c.... amazing.. ok. back to the before mentioned story... ok. so i "swsiac" "snorted while sitting in a chair" ... yes.. im incredible.. amy is correcting my spelling from behind me.. b.c i cant type worth shit. love love love.. my sh*t typing... amy is now talknig to my freind. named big tom.... hes big.. no shit.. hes tight tho. like really... so i use a lot of elipses if you hvent noticed... and now that amy is gone my sentences will prob become incomprehensible becuase i type fast and i dont read what im writng so typos.. get kept... incredible am i... totally yoda there... i can hear her typing... cuz shes righ next to me... its an enlightning experience.. i wonder wht they are talknig about.. let us see... " how long you in town for" lame lame lame... what a lamo. but anyway.. im katie.. im really tight. lol.. not so much.amys answe to the above question was "whenever mom says ... we are leaving get in the damn car" .this is so pro....this is fun i should write a book. i wonder who will read this and think tha im some freak from her elementary school days.. the funny hing is that we are still he same.i think.. well i mean were taller and we have boobs. but hey.. thats the perk. so hell ya to that. amy has jsut informed me that there will be spell check whenver i hit "submit" im am devestated.. i mispelled that...(when reading this to amy she informed me that i misspelled.. "mispelled" but hey.. suck my butt amy.... i like my way... lol... "it gives it a sense of irony" "oh yes it does" anyway...back to the reading.. love you) but youll never know... .. so back to our story. amy moved and i was lonely cuz she was my best freind so i stole my other freinds best freind to make her my new best friend and now were just freinds. the four of us. me melyssa tara and casey.. and amy now that shes here. but tara isnt cuz shes in new england for a few days. if you havent seen arnies pizza shop go here and check it out. hilarious arnold schwarzenagher... hell no i cant spell that http://www.wimp.com/arnie... amy says this is long so ima go.. love love.. BUH BYE! (amy says.. and points to "amy says this is long" and says lie... so i guess its not.. so amy and big tom are taling about cs. cuz their amzing.. hahaha.. i know u thoguht you were done with me. no fricin way.. if you wanna see the amazing pictures from when me and amy and casey went to the dress shop today to try on dresses for no reason go to my lj... http://www.livejournal.com/users/yournotalone311 go.. now.. their amzing.. youll fall in love with them.. no joke.. especially th ugly ones.. i should prob explaina little better on them. lol.. amy just sais "exsqueeze me" and know thats not a word.. but "ginormous" is.. look it up.. its good.. ok im really leaing now.. im hungry. fyi... me and casey and amy are the best dress shoppers ever.. GO!
p.s.. its kina late.. and im kinda a spaz.. o ya.... but a good spaz..mmhmm
My LJ just got pwned... I feel so violated. So Katie's a badass (Exhibit A: the paragraph above) just for your information. Oh and Exhibit B: the quotes. Exhibit C: the pics. I haven't been this happy in awhile. It's so weird, it's like I never left or something. We haven't seen eachother in seven years but somehow we ended up with the same sense of humor and the same tastes in music and people... it's crazy. We keep saying the same stuff at the same time, like at Joe's Crab Shack today she dropped some crab dip on the table and we both kinda stared at it and paused for a moment and said "Nobody saw that." at the same time. Random story but hey I thought it was funny and this is MY LJ so I can put random shit on here if I want, dammit! Anyway, moving on...
So the only thing that's really changed besides our boobs and leg/torso length is that they don't hang with other people I used to know, because that happens after elementary school and after middle school/junior high too. Apparently David Lue, who played violin and was really smart and funny and I had a half-crush on for like 2 years, drinks and smokes pot. He's still really smart though. Alan Viverette (sp?) came out the way I thought he would: very smart, dating a smart girl, and still friendly. If Katie had one word to describe Alan besides smart, it would be... (insert drumroll here) "Hair." Apparently he has a beard and long hair now, which I cannot picture because the image in my head is of a little 3rd grader with a blonde Beatles haircut. I still have the Rolling Stones (read: painted rocks) he made and sold in Mrs. G's auction stashed away in my desk somewhere. I think I'm going to pull them out and use them as paperweights in college or something. Yeah I had a crush on him back then too. Oh elementary school romances... great memories.
Zach Cheaney, the kid who always put his knees in his shirt when we sat on the floor in class, now has one of the best LJs I've ever read. I like that style, where AP vocab just flows and isn't randomly inserted or never used, if that makes sense. Basically, intelligent ranting. I think he's into baseball too, like he was back in the day. And Eric Buisson, according to anonymous sources, is a hottie now, and he used to wear glasses with the necklace thingy. JOHNNY FROM KINDERGARTEN! sorry he left before 1st grade but he had lazy eye and this funny head thing.
I just realized that it's 2:19 am and this post is waaaay too long for most people to read. WoW. (I wish I had that, but then again it would take over my life) I'm ending this now, and I'll probably type more random crap tomorrow night since we'll be doing the EXACT SAME THING. I'm sure.
-AJP (and KEK!)