The debates, abridged and translated for teh internets.

[ajoyfulgirl]

I'm too lazy to fully lolcat.

Part One: "The Economy"

-the economies, they r bad!!1 they are bad for wall street. are they bad for main street? yes.
-i agree, but mor than he does. i will no look at him.

Part Two: "War and Terrorism"

-i has a bracelet.
-orly? i has a bracelet, too! only different.

Part Three: "Foreign Policy"

-why u hate spain?
-o ya, u r all b.f.f. with ahmand... ahmama... amhan... ahmadinnerjacket.

Concluding Statements:

-u do not understand.
-that's not true.

Fin.

Well, that was...something. Egats. The war bracelet wars. !!!

In underpublished news, this makes me crazy.

*b.