census
i was just looking at FB and certain goody-two-shoes boring people from college are all, "oh my golly gosh, i sent in my census for our growing family of FOUR! where did the time go?" and all their boring goody-two-shoes friends are like, "LOLZ, i know, we had six on ours! BABIES LOLROTFL!" i was tempted to add a comment like, "one. i win! i do what i want AND i didn't get a hand cramp while filling out the form! LOLZ"
but i did not.
but i did not.