damn I did go cray on this one @_@
BLOCK B EPIC PIMP POST
This was made mainly for furorpoeticus. However, since it took ages (or more precisely 6 hours) to complete and everyone needs some Block B in their life, feel free to link this wherever. I'm going to leave this post unlocked.
I will try to be as objective as I can even though I have a crush on Kyung of cosmic proportions orz
These adorable fetuses debuted under Brand New Stardom with "Freeze" on 13.04.2001.
I still can't comprehend how Zico's swag wasn't enough to make Korea fall in love with them but it's been established a long time ago that Korea has no taste (see 'they be cutting all block b perf on music shows all the time' for additional reference).
They recently came back with the most annoying and catchy song kpop has seen in a while (I'm still bitter that I was jamming to it after 2nd listen) aka "Tell Them".
No matter how anti-Block B you are, it's practically impossible for you not to have this invade your brain. The absolutely horrible braids Zico is sporting along with some awful clothes that may hunt you at night just add to the unforgettable factor of the whole MV.
Anyway, Block B consists of the following members:
KYUNG
Name: 박경 (Park Kyung)
Birthdate: July 8th, 1992
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 176 cm, 56 kg
Education: Kamo High School (New Zealand)
Hobbies: Web surfing
Specialty: Rapping, writing
-known as Cucumber or Kyungcumber because of his long face LIES
-is the self-proclaimed visual of the group
-is a lazy ass, sleeps as long as he can and showers less than any other member (except Jaehyo)
-can speak English fairly well
-doesn't know how to stop smiling even when he's trying to be bamf on stage
-dislikes his forehead with the power of 1000 suns (has a valid reason negl)
-has apparently become really hot recently (evidence nr 1 and nr 2) tho I've always said he was u___u
-is the 2nd most cringe and 2nd hand embarrassment-inducing member of Block B
-loves camwhoring
-can be extremely cheesy in an adorable but bad way (i have no idea what he was thinking either)
-despite all his derp he can write really good lyrics. he wrote all of Block B's lyrics with Zico as far as I know.
-is greasy (yep...)
-can be really smooth when he wants to (this bish srsly ;A; )
-is fairly active on TUMBLR as he has proven in his tweets more than once
-is married to Zico (so much proof I don't know where to start)
-is my bias forever and ever u r free to ignore this bish right here being clingy and irritating
ZICO
Name: Zico (우지호)
Birthdate: September 14, 1992
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 182 cm, 65 kg
Education: Attending Applied Seoul Music High School
Hobbies: Shopping, acting, watching American comedy
Specialty: Freestyle rapping, composing, thinking of melodies
-Co-Ed's Taewoon is his brother
-knows Sulli
-been called a tree palm due to his ugly hairstyle
-currently switched to a pretty boy hair cut
-had 4 eyebrows when they debuted e__e
-loves Hello Kitty because he insists that it makes him seem less scary
-has broken up with Hello Kitty now though
-is the most cringe and 2nd hand embarrassment-inducing member of Block B
-his derp knows no boundaries as does his confidence (you can witness it here for yourself)
-lived 3 years in Japan but his Japanese sucks ass (as verified by me)
-can't help but frown all the damn time
-contrary to what you may believe at first, he can be cute (evidence nr 1 and nr 2)
-is a creeper, especially during music shows (as proven here)
-I miss his Yu Hamin hair (aka the hair he had during this perf)
-he writes lyrics to all Block B songs and co-composes them
-has been active on Korean underground hip-hop scene along with Kyung before they debuted
-got Kyung into hip-hop and Brand New Stardom
-is definitely much smarter than what he shows during variety shows/interviews (just read the lyrics to the songs he did before they debuted *O*)
-is prolly the nr 1 bias of a shit load of BBCs
JAEHYO
Name: 안재효 (Ahn Jaehyo)
Birthdate: December 23rd, 1990
Place of Birth: Busan, Korea
Height/Weight: 182 cm, 60 kg
Education: Seoul Art College (Applied Music) (Dropped out)
Hobbies: Basketball, baseball
Specialty: Singing, office work
-tried to be a cold Busan man (like this)
-failed at the above and seems like an awkward bish most of the time
-has been a well-known ulzzang (no surprises for he IS pretty as hell)
-has a tattoo (talks about it here)
-was a trainee at Cube and could have been a member of Beast if not for his contusion
-auditioned for Cnblue but didn't make it
-is close friends with MBLAQ's Lee Joon
-keeps saying he's the oldest in Block B but that isn't true e__e
-was told that he'd be perfect for working at a company because he can type very fast and without mistakes (tho jaerotic said that he sometimes spells words wrongly while tweeting)
-is in love with mirrors
-has the ultimate derp facial expression perfected
-is A Pink's nr 1 fanboy
-seems to ALWAYS have this annoying pin with himself
-is afraid of the infamous mudake (centipedes) more than I am (evidence)
-likes to sleep without pants (evidence)
-I'm pretty sure he has very strong feelings of love towards his bb cream
-wants into Zico's pants (as said by jaerotic)
-#foreveralone
U-KWON
Name: 김유권 (Kim Yookwon)
Birthdate: April 9th, 1992
Place of Birth: Suwon, Korea
Height/Weight: 176 cm, 63 kg
Education: Anyang Technical High School (Graduated)
Hobbies: Watching movies, listening to music, reading books
Specialty: Dancing, playing the electric guitar
-the 'smile' of the group no joke, it be blinding
-loves his hyung a lot since he was working 2 jobs just to get him to attend a dance school (bb cries over it here)
-is the mum of the group for he seems to be doing most of the household chores :3
-loves cats. attached a stuffed cat to his shoulder for their 'Wanna B' MTV perf
-has abs apparently (evidence nr 1 and nr 2)
-seems to have lost the above mentioned abs recently due to eating all the sweets fans send him
-failed his first camera test but auditioned again
-loves reading books and listening to music
-is absolutely adorable (like this)
-can play the acoustic guitar (evidence)
-is Cho PD's 'dark horse'
B-Bomb
Name: 이민혁 (Lee Min Hyuk)
Birthdate: December 14th, 1990
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 178 cm, 60 kg
Education: Induk University (Entertainment Broadcasting) (Leave of Absence)
Hobbies: Piano, scrapbooking fashion magazines
Specialty: Dancing (poppin, hip hop)
-is hot in the you're-staring-before-you-even-know-what-happened way
-the most quiet and manly member of Block B
-apparently the dad of the group
-not too lucky in getting lines in songs ;~;
-took part in Battle Shinhwa
-is the main dancer of Block B
-seems pretty cold but I'm sure he's a total sweetheart anyway
-takes the sexiest selcas evar (evidence nr 1 and nr 2)
-people seem to ship him with U-Kwon a lot
P.O.
Name: P.O. (표지훈)
Birthdate: February 2, 1993
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 182 cm, 64 kg
Education: Attending Hanrim Entertainment of the Arts High School
Hobbies: Acting
Specialty: Composing, rapping
-the maknae
-THE KING OF AEGYO THAT MAKES U DO IT TOO BEFORE U CAN STOP URSELF JFC
-has a deep and manly voice (just like TOP)
-can do a surprisingly good imitation of Jokwon (evidence)
-the strong image he had in their 1st MV dissipated the moment he started camwhoring hardcore with his aegyo powers (evidence)
-failed to get into Brand New Stardom but lost weight and tried again (successfully)
-wants to be an actor as well
-had some cray hairdo in the past (evidence)
-derping it up right here
TAEIL
Name: 이태일 (Lee Taeil)
Birthdate: September 24th, 1990
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 167 cm, 57 kg
Education: Seoul Culture Arts University (Leave of Absence)
Hobbies: Collecting hats, raising tropical fishes
Specialty: Singing
-is totally 4D (evidence)
-thinks he's rather ugly LIES
-doesn't like his eyes and tries to hide them behind sunglasses as much as he can BLASPHEMY
-said that he wears hats often to hide that he's balding
-is the main vocal for a reason *O*
-loves exotic fish and used to have around 50 of them
-supposedly was about to enlist to army before he got asked to join Brand New Stardom
-has a proper tattoo (can be seen on way too many photos to be fake)
-was a participant in Birth of a Great Star
-seems to be really close to the maknae but I don't know about it orz
DISCOGRAPHY
Released as Block B:
-"Do U Wanna B" (1st single)
01. Wanna B
02. 그대로 멈춰라!
03. 나만 이런거야
-"New Kids On The Block" (1st mini album)
01. Halo
02. Tell them, (TELL Them)
03. U HOO HOO
04. Want to B
05. Freeze!
06. Is it Only Me?
07. Tell Your Friends (Inst.)
08. Freeze! (Inst.)
Mixtapes:
-ZICO on the Block
-Baton Track Chapter
-Lightning
-Random tracks
-Pre-debut Zico n Kyung Mixtape #1
-Pre-debut Zico n Kyung Mixtape #2
-Fanmeeting Zico Mixtape
Songs not included above or collabs:
I think I may still be missing a few more songs...
Also, if you're completely against hip-hop, you can try listening to this song. I don't know anyone who didn't like it:
TV SHOWS ETC
-Match Up with B1A4 (MTV)
-HanLove (BS11)
-VJ Show
-Starry Night with Park KyungLim
-Starry Night with Yuna
-Shimshimtapa
-Mutnam
-Flower Boys (Jaehyo)
-Oh My School (Jaehyo and U-Kwon)
-Choi Koon's Real Attack
-MTV Behind The Show
-MTV Let Me Show
-Starcam
-Arirang Pops in Seoul (I think?)
You can find all of their shows subbed on the following websites:
-http://z15.invisionfree.com/bontheblock/index.php?act=idx
-http://www.youtube.com/7ontheblock
-http://www.youtube.com/riano
The ultimate Block B source that will make your stanning life super easy:
-http://bontheblock.tumblr.com
Block B LJ communities:
-http://blockb.livejournal.com/
-http://block-b-fiction.livejournal.com
TWATTER
- Kyung
- Taeil
- B-Bomb
- Zico
- Jaehyo
- U-Kwon
- P.O.
And yes, this will be updated regularly because I'm a hardcore block b stan u___u
furorpoeticus if you're as much of as HD whore as I am, I reupload all their performance and MVs in 1080p on mediafire. Let me know if you want the link to my folder~
This was made mainly for furorpoeticus. However, since it took ages (or more precisely 6 hours) to complete and everyone needs some Block B in their life, feel free to link this wherever. I'm going to leave this post unlocked.
I will try to be as objective as I can even though I have a crush on Kyung of cosmic proportions orz
These adorable fetuses debuted under Brand New Stardom with "Freeze" on 13.04.2001.
Click to viewI still can't comprehend how Zico's swag wasn't enough to make Korea fall in love with them but it's been established a long time ago that Korea has no taste (see 'they be cutting all block b perf on music shows all the time' for additional reference).
They recently came back with the most annoying and catchy song kpop has seen in a while (I'm still bitter that I was jamming to it after 2nd listen) aka "Tell Them".
No matter how anti-Block B you are, it's practically impossible for you not to have this invade your brain. The absolutely horrible braids Zico is sporting along with some awful clothes that may hunt you at night just add to the unforgettable factor of the whole MV.
Anyway, Block B consists of the following members:
KYUNG
Name: 박경 (Park Kyung)
Birthdate: July 8th, 1992
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 176 cm, 56 kg
Education: Kamo High School (New Zealand)
Hobbies: Web surfing
Specialty: Rapping, writing
-known as Cucumber or Kyungcumber because of his long face LIES
-is the self-proclaimed visual of the group
-is a lazy ass, sleeps as long as he can and showers less than any other member (except Jaehyo)
-can speak English fairly well
-doesn't know how to stop smiling even when he's trying to be bamf on stage
-dislikes his forehead with the power of 1000 suns (has a valid reason negl)
-has apparently become really hot recently (evidence nr 1 and nr 2) tho I've always said he was u___u
-is the 2nd most cringe and 2nd hand embarrassment-inducing member of Block B
-loves camwhoring
-can be extremely cheesy in an adorable but bad way (i have no idea what he was thinking either)
-despite all his derp he can write really good lyrics. he wrote all of Block B's lyrics with Zico as far as I know.
-is greasy (yep...)
-can be really smooth when he wants to (this bish srsly ;A; )
-is fairly active on TUMBLR as he has proven in his tweets more than once
-is married to Zico (so much proof I don't know where to start)
-is my bias forever and ever u r free to ignore this bish right here being clingy and irritating
ZICO
Name: Zico (우지호)
Birthdate: September 14, 1992
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 182 cm, 65 kg
Education: Attending Applied Seoul Music High School
Hobbies: Shopping, acting, watching American comedy
Specialty: Freestyle rapping, composing, thinking of melodies
-Co-Ed's Taewoon is his brother
-knows Sulli
-been called a tree palm due to his ugly hairstyle
-currently switched to a pretty boy hair cut
-had 4 eyebrows when they debuted e__e
-loves Hello Kitty because he insists that it makes him seem less scary
-has broken up with Hello Kitty now though
-is the most cringe and 2nd hand embarrassment-inducing member of Block B
-his derp knows no boundaries as does his confidence (you can witness it here for yourself)
-lived 3 years in Japan but his Japanese sucks ass (as verified by me)
-can't help but frown all the damn time
-contrary to what you may believe at first, he can be cute (evidence nr 1 and nr 2)
-is a creeper, especially during music shows (as proven here)
-I miss his Yu Hamin hair (aka the hair he had during this perf)
-he writes lyrics to all Block B songs and co-composes them
-has been active on Korean underground hip-hop scene along with Kyung before they debuted
-got Kyung into hip-hop and Brand New Stardom
-is definitely much smarter than what he shows during variety shows/interviews (just read the lyrics to the songs he did before they debuted *O*)
-is prolly the nr 1 bias of a shit load of BBCs
JAEHYO
Name: 안재효 (Ahn Jaehyo)
Birthdate: December 23rd, 1990
Place of Birth: Busan, Korea
Height/Weight: 182 cm, 60 kg
Education: Seoul Art College (Applied Music) (Dropped out)
Hobbies: Basketball, baseball
Specialty: Singing, office work
-tried to be a cold Busan man (like this)
-failed at the above and seems like an awkward bish most of the time
-has been a well-known ulzzang (no surprises for he IS pretty as hell)
-has a tattoo (talks about it here)
-was a trainee at Cube and could have been a member of Beast if not for his contusion
-auditioned for Cnblue but didn't make it
-is close friends with MBLAQ's Lee Joon
-keeps saying he's the oldest in Block B but that isn't true e__e
-was told that he'd be perfect for working at a company because he can type very fast and without mistakes (tho jaerotic said that he sometimes spells words wrongly while tweeting)
-is in love with mirrors
-has the ultimate derp facial expression perfected
-is A Pink's nr 1 fanboy
-seems to ALWAYS have this annoying pin with himself
-is afraid of the infamous mudake (centipedes) more than I am (evidence)
-likes to sleep without pants (evidence)
-I'm pretty sure he has very strong feelings of love towards his bb cream
-wants into Zico's pants (as said by jaerotic)
-#foreveralone
U-KWON
Name: 김유권 (Kim Yookwon)
Birthdate: April 9th, 1992
Place of Birth: Suwon, Korea
Height/Weight: 176 cm, 63 kg
Education: Anyang Technical High School (Graduated)
Hobbies: Watching movies, listening to music, reading books
Specialty: Dancing, playing the electric guitar
-the 'smile' of the group no joke, it be blinding
-loves his hyung a lot since he was working 2 jobs just to get him to attend a dance school (bb cries over it here)
-is the mum of the group for he seems to be doing most of the household chores :3
-loves cats. attached a stuffed cat to his shoulder for their 'Wanna B' MTV perf
-has abs apparently (evidence nr 1 and nr 2)
-seems to have lost the above mentioned abs recently due to eating all the sweets fans send him
-failed his first camera test but auditioned again
-loves reading books and listening to music
-is absolutely adorable (like this)
-can play the acoustic guitar (evidence)
-is Cho PD's 'dark horse'
B-Bomb
Name: 이민혁 (Lee Min Hyuk)
Birthdate: December 14th, 1990
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 178 cm, 60 kg
Education: Induk University (Entertainment Broadcasting) (Leave of Absence)
Hobbies: Piano, scrapbooking fashion magazines
Specialty: Dancing (poppin, hip hop)
-is hot in the you're-staring-before-you-even-know-what-happened way
-the most quiet and manly member of Block B
-apparently the dad of the group
-not too lucky in getting lines in songs ;~;
-took part in Battle Shinhwa
-is the main dancer of Block B
-seems pretty cold but I'm sure he's a total sweetheart anyway
-takes the sexiest selcas evar (evidence nr 1 and nr 2)
-people seem to ship him with U-Kwon a lot
P.O.
Name: P.O. (표지훈)
Birthdate: February 2, 1993
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 182 cm, 64 kg
Education: Attending Hanrim Entertainment of the Arts High School
Hobbies: Acting
Specialty: Composing, rapping
-the maknae
-THE KING OF AEGYO THAT MAKES U DO IT TOO BEFORE U CAN STOP URSELF JFC
-has a deep and manly voice (just like TOP)
-can do a surprisingly good imitation of Jokwon (evidence)
-the strong image he had in their 1st MV dissipated the moment he started camwhoring hardcore with his aegyo powers (evidence)
-failed to get into Brand New Stardom but lost weight and tried again (successfully)
-wants to be an actor as well
-had some cray hairdo in the past (evidence)
-derping it up right here
TAEIL
Name: 이태일 (Lee Taeil)
Birthdate: September 24th, 1990
Place of Birth: Seoul, Korea
Height/Weight: 167 cm, 57 kg
Education: Seoul Culture Arts University (Leave of Absence)
Hobbies: Collecting hats, raising tropical fishes
Specialty: Singing
-is totally 4D (evidence)
-thinks he's rather ugly LIES
-doesn't like his eyes and tries to hide them behind sunglasses as much as he can BLASPHEMY
-said that he wears hats often to hide that he's balding
-is the main vocal for a reason *O*
-loves exotic fish and used to have around 50 of them
-supposedly was about to enlist to army before he got asked to join Brand New Stardom
-has a proper tattoo (can be seen on way too many photos to be fake)
-was a participant in Birth of a Great Star
-seems to be really close to the maknae but I don't know about it orz
DISCOGRAPHY
Released as Block B:
-"Do U Wanna B" (1st single)
01. Wanna B
02. 그대로 멈춰라!
03. 나만 이런거야
-"New Kids On The Block" (1st mini album)
01. Halo
02. Tell them, (TELL Them)
03. U HOO HOO
04. Want to B
05. Freeze!
06. Is it Only Me?
07. Tell Your Friends (Inst.)
08. Freeze! (Inst.)
Mixtapes:
-ZICO on the Block
-Baton Track Chapter
-Lightning
-Random tracks
-Pre-debut Zico n Kyung Mixtape #1
-Pre-debut Zico n Kyung Mixtape #2
-Fanmeeting Zico Mixtape
Songs not included above or collabs:
I think I may still be missing a few more songs...
Also, if you're completely against hip-hop, you can try listening to this song. I don't know anyone who didn't like it:
TV SHOWS ETC
-Match Up with B1A4 (MTV)
-HanLove (BS11)
-VJ Show
-Starry Night with Park KyungLim
-Starry Night with Yuna
-Shimshimtapa
-Mutnam
-Flower Boys (Jaehyo)
-Oh My School (Jaehyo and U-Kwon)
-Choi Koon's Real Attack
-MTV Behind The Show
-MTV Let Me Show
-Starcam
-Arirang Pops in Seoul (I think?)
You can find all of their shows subbed on the following websites:
-http://z15.invisionfree.com/bontheblock/index.php?act=idx
-http://www.youtube.com/7ontheblock
-http://www.youtube.com/riano
The ultimate Block B source that will make your stanning life super easy:
-http://bontheblock.tumblr.com
Block B LJ communities:
-http://blockb.livejournal.com/
-http://block-b-fiction.livejournal.com
TWATTER
- Kyung
- Taeil
- B-Bomb
- Zico
- Jaehyo
- U-Kwon
- P.O.
And yes, this will be updated regularly because I'm a hardcore block b stan u___u
furorpoeticus if you're as much of as HD whore as I am, I reupload all their performance and MVs in 1080p on mediafire. Let me know if you want the link to my folder~