Adventure.
Ok, so today I went to the Store Land. This store has an entrance and an exit, but not at the same door. There's a set of enter doors on one side and exit doors at the other. So we parked by the exit and decided to just go through those doors. As we walk in, there's a huge display of candy! "Splendid! A display dedicated to everything I love! But, lo, what is this?" and so I walked closer, and saw bats and witches and jack-o-laterns (oh my!). That is right, folks, mine eyes have seen the first Halloween display of the season. This defies all retail logic. It is supposed to be back to school time, not pumpkin time.