From Lily's Journal ;-)

[ajdmandapanda]

If I were a month, I would be: MAY
If I were a time of day, I would be: 3 IN THE AFTERNOON
If I were a planet, I would be: VENUS
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A MERMAID
If I were a direction, I would be: LEFT
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: KING SIZE BED
If I were a sin, I would be: sex
If I were a historical figure, I would be:MARILYN MONROE
If I were a stone, I would be: SHINY
If I were a tree, I would be: BIG
If I were a bird, I would be: A CARDNINAL
If I were a tool, I would be: HAMMER
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: WHITE ROSE
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: SUNNY BUT BREEZY
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: FAIRY
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: DRUM
If I were an animal, I would be: CAT
If I were a color, I would be: BLUE
If I were an emotion, I would be: love
If I were a vegetable, I would be: TOMATO
If I were a sound, I would be: A LOVING VOICE
If I were a car, I would be: FAST
If I were a song, I would be: MEANINGFUL
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: A FAMOUS DIRECTOR
If I were a book, I would be written by: ??
If I were a food, I would be: IRRESTISTABLE
If I were a place, I would be: THE CITY
If I were a material, I would be: SOFT
If I were a taste, I would be: SWEET
If I were a scent, I would be: FRUITY
If I were a religion, I would be: ??
If I were a word, I would be: LOVE
If I were an object, I would be: AN OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTION
If I were a body part, I would be: EYES OR LIPS
If I were a facial expression, I would be: A SMILE
If I were a subject in school, I would be: LANGUAGE
If I were a comic book character, I would be: SEXY
If I were a shape, I would be a: SPHERE
If I were a number, I would be: 5