A love letter
Dear Mr. Cold Virus that has me feeling so miserable,
I would be ever so grateful if you would find residence somewhere else. I am not at all appreciative that you have caused me to lose my voice in under three hours, without any warning. It wasn't very nice, because it's hard to talk loudly. It's my mom's birthday today and I couldn't talk to her for very long because of you. And the constant sneezing? I have to be honest, I'm not a big fan. I'm sure that there are many nicer places for you to stay. I'd appreciate it if you could start looking.
Less than three,
-Anna
I would be ever so grateful if you would find residence somewhere else. I am not at all appreciative that you have caused me to lose my voice in under three hours, without any warning. It wasn't very nice, because it's hard to talk loudly. It's my mom's birthday today and I couldn't talk to her for very long because of you. And the constant sneezing? I have to be honest, I'm not a big fan. I'm sure that there are many nicer places for you to stay. I'd appreciate it if you could start looking.
Less than three,
-Anna