Free Ice Cream If You Join "MY" Religion *LoL*
This is what happens through boredom...
I'm so bored, so I think I will create my own religion!
*LoL*
I think i'll call it... Coitology
*LoL*
Hmm, what does this religion need? Uhm, one guy who's at least talked to God. I guess that could be me *LoL*
I think it also needs a bunch of people who are bored or lost or aren't happy with other religions making no sense... you guys!
I figure if Scientologists and Mormons can just come out of nowhere and be like, hey, guess what? Uhm, we have a religion too.
Then I could do it easy!
The idea behind Coitology is a lot like other religions, except all the other religions are wrong and we're right.
And instead of going to mass we'll all get together for a really really big dodgeball tournament!
And we'll have like three hundred holidays, all of which if you don't get paid for at work, then they're oppressing your religion.
Plus as an extra added incentive, you get free ice cream whenever you want as a Coitologist!
I don't wanna brag, but this might be the best religion out there!
*LoL*
I'm so bored, so I think I will create my own religion!
*LoL*
I think i'll call it... Coitology
*LoL*
Hmm, what does this religion need? Uhm, one guy who's at least talked to God. I guess that could be me *LoL*
I think it also needs a bunch of people who are bored or lost or aren't happy with other religions making no sense... you guys!
I figure if Scientologists and Mormons can just come out of nowhere and be like, hey, guess what? Uhm, we have a religion too.
Then I could do it easy!
The idea behind Coitology is a lot like other religions, except all the other religions are wrong and we're right.
And instead of going to mass we'll all get together for a really really big dodgeball tournament!
And we'll have like three hundred holidays, all of which if you don't get paid for at work, then they're oppressing your religion.
Plus as an extra added incentive, you get free ice cream whenever you want as a Coitologist!
I don't wanna brag, but this might be the best religion out there!
*LoL*